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The Fairy Tale AU Meme

Step 1: Post a comment with the character name and fandom in the subject.
Step 2: Someone will respond with a number (RNG generated or just chosen based on whatever they prefer) between 1-11. They are now that character role in a story!
Step 3: You can either do the same to determine your character's role within that story! Feel free to twist the role around as necessary.
Step 4: Play and make merry!

Character Roles

1. Princess
One day your prince will come... Or maybe you're going after him! Or maybe you've been cursed/captured/whatever and are in need of rescue! Those towers won't climb themselves, and those kisses that awaken you from a century of slumber aren't exactly cheap.

2. Prince Charming/Heroic Knight
You're handsome (hopefully). You're charming (you think). You have a great outfit (this is debatable). Regardless, it's time to go find and rescue your one true love! ... Er, wherever she or he might be.

3. Villian
Man, those two up there sure are annoying, aren't they? Maybe it's time to do some kidnapping, curse some royalty, plague a kingdom, or whatever other nefarious deed you might be thinking of. In any case, the truly important thing is to make sure your cape and collar are appropriately intimidating and black.

4 . Red Riding Hood
... Or whichever other cute little girl that roams the woods in her free time that you can think of. You're cute, you have a pretty outfit, and there's something growling in the bushes but whatever it is, it can't be too dangerous, can it?

5 . Wolf
You're a wolf. Or a bear. Or some other animal. Or some random person with animal ears and a tail. Maybe you're evil, maybe you're just misunderstood, but you still can't stand those annoying people that keep wandering around your forest. Maybe they're even in your house, eating your food! The nerve! Or maybe they just look delicious, who knows.

6 . Dragon
You're a fucking dragon. Maybe you've kidnapped a snack, maybe someone came to hunt you down, maybe some hobbit is stealing your treasure, maybe you're just chilling. You're a dragon.

7 . Witch
Bring out the hat and broomstick, it's time to get the cauldron bubbling. Good, misunderstood, evil, who knows what you are. Except for a witch. You're definitely a witch. Try to avoid shoving small children into your oven and you should be fine.

8 . Cheery Animal Sidekick
Cheep cheep! Boy that princess sure is pretty, huh? You should sing with her and do her chores for her and obey her slavishly- wait... Well, whatever you're doing, you're cute and small and mildly annoying.

9 . Cursed Prince
Life was just perfect for you, until you got on the wrong side of that witch/wizard/cheery animal sidekick pushed just too far. Now you're cursed! Into a beast? Into a frog? Maybe you have really bad acne now? It could be anything (seriously, anything you can think of) but luckily, the cure is simple. Find your one true love and get that magical first kiss.

10. Fairy Godmother
When your princess is in need, she's only got one person to turn to. Her fairy godmother. It's your job to advise her, help get her out of any scrapes she happens to be in, or maybe you got her in the mess to begin with.

11. Random Extra
Wow, all those other guys sure are weird, aren't they? You'll just get back to work. Even with all this nonsense going on, life continues.

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[Volunteering for 3 if you need a villain, since it's basically his job title at this point.]

Will you people please stop trying to hunt me down and stab me with a silver blade?! I'M NOT A WEREWOLF! PLEASE GO AWAY.

[She can hear them, there's at least one stomping around in the forest and SHE JUST WANTS TO GET LUNCH WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY. Geez what does it take to get a snack without getting some lunatic trying to shoot, maim, stab or otherwise throw bundles of herbs at her? She didn't move out here just for all these crazy people to chase after her all the time.]

[Now, who on earth was doing all that shouting? It was rather distracting, to be honest, and not at all called for.]

Young lady, if you'd be so kind as to not shout as if your hair had been set on fire, it would be most appreciated. [Valvatorez called back at her, approaching the source of said screaming.]

Now, [came the vampire's voice, suddenly behind the frightened girl.] What seems to be the problem?

[She nearly screamed when the voice was suddenly coming from behind her, stumbling away from him while trying to spin on her good foot to face him, her makeshift weapon raised. Hackles up, she hardly looked intimidating though that was mostly because she was skin and bones with an obvious limp who looked like she'd collapse if hit by a particularly strong breeze.

It takes a second for her to realize he might not entirely be a threat, and the panic in her eyes switches to irritation.]

Don't do that! What the hell is wrong with you?!

[She snorts heavily, shaking her head and raking her shaggy bangs out of her eyes. Aside from her face, much of her exposed skin was covered in scars, though it wasn't easy to tell what had caused them.]

I thought you might've been another one of those damned hunters is all.

[As if she could hurt him even if she tried. The Tyrant glanced around, watching and listening for any sign of movement in the woods. None found, he turned his attention back to her.]

Please, I would never do something so cowardly.

Now then, you mentioned something about werewolves. I take it you've had troubles with humans in the past, is that right?

Edited 2012-12-20 17:36 (UTC)

[True, but she had no idea who he was and her first reactions are usually those of self-defense when she's nervous.

She sighs gustily, scratching the back of her neck as she shrugs.]

A bit, especially after I moved into the area. There's been a few incidents and a lot of screaming, so I just. Moved out here into the boondocks so I didn't have to worry about waking up to some crazy person trying to jam something sharp through my eyesocket. I thought this area was supposed to be relaxing.

Fairy Tale AU Meme

Tyrant Valvatorez | Disgaea 4 | OTA

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Delay was due to me still trying to grasp his voice.

It's okay bb i am usually late due to rl these days