tfln the fantastic.

[shitglasses]

ya got it.

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Peter Parker | MCU | OTA and open to misfires! :D

[spider_m4n]

1. Quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting Tony Stark in her tinder bio.

2. I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.

3. Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!

4. I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets.

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[call_4766626]

a) I hope you have no one in your contacts between N and T, or that Im listed under M, and your finger slipped.

b) that better be young person slang I dont get.

[spider_m4n]

Mr. Stark! Hey!! Hey, what r u doing? Hey! LOL

LOL why would you be in N?

I was

Yeah, I was thinking of your but this was meant for Ned actually LOLOLOL

It's totes slag, yeah!!

I mean slang

[call_4766626]

Youre not very much comforting me there, kiddo...

What kind of plane tickets are we talking? You know I could fly you anywhere you wanted, right?

Virginity intact.

I mean-

Fuck, pretend I stopped messaging after the offer of a ride.

[spider_m4n]

I'm sorry, Mr. Stark.

I... There's this guy who has plane tickets to Florida and like, the parks and stuff are included and... It was so tempting.

And I mean, it's not like we openly discussed the other stuff but I think... Yeah, its sort if implied. So it's not like I literally sold anything!

It's just

It might happen

Please don't tell aunt May.

[call_4766626]

Im pretty sure if I told your aunt Id get the blame for this anyway

... Do you want it to happen?

[spider_m4n]

What? NO!

*Peter takes a while to reply, something that to begin with is quite odd. But then he types, he deletes his message, types again and then changes his message at least one more time.*

I don't know.

But it's like my best shot?

[call_4766626]

Your best shot of going to Florida and visiting the parks, or..?

I can get passes for you too.

[spider_m4n]

Both? Like... Sometimes I think I should just get over with it instead of stressing out about it and everything. But then I remember that I'm like forever alone and like, what's the point? Like, better make it like meaningless?

You already give me a lot of gifts, Mr. Stark. I can't

Like I can't ask you for more.

[call_4766626]

Well. I cant tell you the right way or wrong way to lose your virginity. Thats your own personal choice and everyone is different and sometimes its the right thing to do and sometimes its not.

But dont rush. Not if you dont think its right.

Id give you all my money to stop you from doing something you dont want to.

[spider_m4n]

This is a super weird talk.

*And he can't get over the fact that it's happening. Or the fact that he is discussing his virginity with Mr. Stark of all people. Or his plans regarding it.*

It's just

I know its wrong but like, this person makes me feel wanted

even when I know they dont really want me for like

For long?

So for a while it feels super nice.

[call_4766626]

Yeah? Try being on this side of it.

I guess if it makes you feel good, it cant be that bad.

Just, think about how you will feel once its over.

And know you can ALWAYS say no at any point.

[spider_m4n]

You can always ignore me? Or get Happy to reply to my texts like he used to. Sometimes.

yeah...

Except now it's kinda making me feel super anxious which is like the opposite of what I wanted.

But I get tickets to Florida and the parks.

What should I do?

[call_4766626]

Do you want that? Do you want me to ignore you?

*He's not sure he can, even if Peter wanted him too. This conversation is too important and he has to be the responsible adult here. How did this become his life?*

I think you shouldn't do it. You should take my offer to fund your holiday.

But it has to be your choice really.

[spider_m4n]

No! No, I'm like, super happy that we now like text regularly and that you follow my instagram and stuff

I'm just saying, I'd understand if you did.

OKay...

Like, I'll think about it?

Sorry to like dump this on you, Mr. Stark

*It takes a moment before Peter sends one extra text.*

Would you like to go on a holiday?

[call_4766626]

Oddly enough, I dont think it was a conversation I could just ignore.

Just think about it, yeah. Its all Id ask.

*It comes as a surprise when another message comes through.*

To Florida?

Wouldnt you rather go with a friend?

[spider_m4n]

Okay, yeah, I'll think about it. I mean, it's not like it's too late... Like, I havent 'paid' for it yet so...

Yeah!

I mean, I would kinda go with a friend if you came, right?