Honey, I Shrunk The Meme

[werewolftigerman]

 

Uh oh! Somehow, you’ve found yourself shrunk! True, it’s the stuff of comic books and cartoons, and yeah there might be some law or something in physics that would rule this as an impossibility. But that doesn’t change the fact that you’re feeling a little on the small size now.

You might not have realized it, but depending on exactly how small you’ve become, you’ve unwittingly entered a world of challenges and dangers. A flight of stairs could now be your Everest, a full bathtub could be a deep lake, and that creepy crawly spider you failed at killing the other day is now thinking you’ll make a nice snack.

But don’t worry, because you’re not alone! Maybe there’s someone else who can share in this unfortunate experience, and together you can figure out how to fix it – or at least survive it. Or maybe it’s just you, and you’re needing help from the regular-size people. Your friends, family, heck, even a total stranger would be beneficial at this point, just make sure to steer clear of your old enemies in your new vulnerable pint-size form.

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Darth Maul | Star Wars

[survivalthroughhate]

[One very tiny and yet still enraged Dark Side Force user at your service. Small enough to be picked up in a single hand with room to spare with a very bad temper. Really though, how much could a lightsaber the size of a matchstick hurt? Best not to antagonize him and find out or he may try to stick it in your eye...]

[adashofoutrage]

[ new planet where everything is huge? the tardis somehow making the Doctor mouse-sized because she's got the hump? endless possibilities, and one tiny Doctor. ]

Jax Grayson ♣ OC

[alittleperspective]

[ Info on page, this is a typical Tuesday for him. ]

Robb Stark 🐺 Game of Thrones

[lonedirewolf]

[ Dragons, zombies, and witches running around, this would be par the course. Could be the shrunken party, or perhaps stumbles upon someone else who befell that fate. ]

Dean Winchester ⛧ Supernatural

[unmarkedman]

[ Current on the series, but could just around the timeline if you'd like. He could get cursed by a witch, a djinn, or even God. Or maybe he finds someone else who was cursed? ]

Thor Odinson ⚡ Marvel Cinematic Universe

[thunderboltsnlightning]

[ Good with either the smaller or bigger role. Could arrive on a planet of smaller people/creatures, or perhaps a magic spell of some sort. ]

Sup

[cuttingremark]

[Who would you like to be small? Either would be hilarious]

[thunderboltsnlightning]

[Difficult decision, no matter the path - one brother will become quite insufferable for the other. Maybe a tiny Thor?]

[cuttingremark]

((Coming right up! Leaving it up to you if this is set pre-movies or in a post-Ragnarok AU where. If you want to switch to prose feel free, I'm down for anything.))

[Loki chuckles, bending down to get on eye level with the table a six inch tall Thor had somehow gotten on to. He has a truly insufferably smug look on his face.]

This is precisely why I have repeatedly told you not>/i> to touch clearly cursed artifacts.

Mm, maybe an AU, they made it to Earth together safely?

[thunderboltsnlightning]

You find this amusing brother?

[Thor is clearly annoyed, and it's impossible to miss the chuckling and the smug look - especially at Thor's size.]

It wasn't clearly cursed.

[That's the story he's going to stick with anyway.]

And you touch cursed objects all of the time. Remember when we were little- [That won't do.] small- [Neither will that.] ...younger?

Sounds good to me!

[cuttingremark]

[Loki snickers at the mention of 'little' and 'small.' The smug grin doesn't go anywhere]

Yes but the point of that is I was a child, and not the current king of Asgard. Now when I touch cursed object I have precautions in place to avoid something like this.

[Loki holds out a hand for Thor to climb on to]

Do you still have the item?

[thunderboltsnlightning]

[As someone who prides himself on being strong and big, this is a bitter pill to swallow for the aforementioned King. Still, he knows there is no shame in asking help from others. After all, he'd fought beside the likes of the Warriors Three, Lady Sif, the Avengers, and his own group -the mighty Revengers. He steps into Loki's palm.]

No. It disappeared after I touched it. But I believe the sorcerer we encountered before could help us.

[At least he had loose concept of a plan to fix the situation.]

[cuttingremark]

[Loki's eyebrow scrunch together in a mix of concern and disdain.]

Are you referring to that hack who calls himself the "Supreme Wizard"?

Rocket 🚀 Marvel Cinematic Universe

[furrylittlebeast]

[ Found yourself shrunk? Don't worry, Rocket will help you. Of course, he'll expect to be paid - in advance - for his services. ]

[survivalthroughhate]

Don't just stand there gaping with a stupid expression on your face, you overgrown rodent!

[The tiny former Sith Lord, who is small enough now to perfectly fit in Rocket's paw or a pocket, is fuming there by Rocket's feet. Best pick him up before he gets squished, even if he is in a very foul mood.]

[furrylittlebeast]

Rodent?

[A foot moves quickly and pins his new benefactor to the floor.]

Hold your robe little man, and you don't exactly have any business calling anyone rodent.

[Half of the credits came through, the other half he'd get after successfully helping the tiny stranger out. That worked for him though, he reached down and lifted Maul up and started walking back to his ship.]

So, who the flark did you piss off that did this to ya?

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul fumes for a few more moments until Rocket picks him up. He really needs to calm down before the alien critter decides the credits aren't worth it and tries to squish him instead.]

A Jedi artifact with a most creative defense system.

[As it turns out, there were very good reasons why warnings not to mess with them no matter which side of the Force one was on were common. Had Maul listened? No. Hence why part of his fury was directed at himself since this was his own damn fault.]

[furrylittlebeast]

[Okay, his interest is piqued.]

Jedi artifact. Did you at least get the thing?

[The rodent pilot is far from a saint, and he's totally considering stealing said artifact himself, should the opportunity present itself.

The ship isn't far and Rocket climbs aboard and sets his tiny benefactor back down on the floor and starts rummaging through the various tools and devices he's collected from across the galaxy. He's... not the most careful, and some things - things larger than the former Sith Lord - start falling down around him as Rocket tosses them about.]

[survivalthroughhate]

[He nods and pulls the small metal device out of his robes. At this size, it appears to be about the size of a pinhead, so it's practically useless until they're both restored to their proper size. He puts it back inside as he gets set on the floor.]

Hey!

[Maul might be miniaturized, but he's still got his Force abilities. When things start falling about him, he takes immediate action. He makes several leaps upwards, jumping up quite an admirable distance for one so small, and landing on Rocket himself. He climbs upwards, holding onto bits of his fur. He's really hoping the rodent took a bath recently.

Finally, he reaches Rocket's shoulder, and sits down there, hardly seeming winded from the excursion he'd just done.]

Set me on the floor again and I'm going to poke you in the eye with my lightsaber.

[furrylittlebeast]

[An actual legitimate bath has been some time. But, he does groom himself, and his fur is soft at least. That's good enough for Rocket.

He stops to look over at the little pest sitting on his shoulder. He's amused by this, as he used to stand or sit on Groot's shoulders - he also wondered if he was as annoying to Groot as this little alien was.]

Geez, okay mister sensitivity!

[He kept searching. Perhaps if he were more organized, or organized at all rather, he'd be able to find what he's looking for. After several more minutes and shifting through his items more, he stands up and scratches his head.]

Alright. Bad news, I can't find that disk. Worse news, I know where to get more, just need to take a trip across the freakin' galaxy.

[He moves to the cockpit and climbs in. He debates on where exactly he should set Maul down. But decides against moving him at all. He wants to sit there, then that's his problem when they hit the jump to light speed.]

[survivalthroughhate]

Great. That is just perfect.

[He huffs, a sound that turns into something more like a growl, and then settles down as he holds onto Rocket's fur. One hand comes up to massage at the horns that are close to his temples as if he's getting a headache. This rodent is turning out to be more useless then he initially thought.]

Are you quite sure you know what you're doing?

[Should he really be paying Rocket the amount of money that he is? Well, there's no way to back out now. All he can do is move forward.]

Loki | MCU | OTA

[cuttingremark]

[Who wants a pocket Loki? He's upset and ready for crimes!]

Usa Tsukino (Black Lady AU) || Sailor Moon

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: Now I'm imagining her riding around on top of LunaP.)

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[cassiefuckingcage]

[Really, there's any number of things in her kanon that could conceivably make the world a bigger place for Cassie, or someone else. Just don't expect her to take it lying down.]

Lurine Hollister | Agent of Hel

[thelamia]

[There is now a tiny serpent-woman monster the size of a worm instead of her usual glorious self. She sighs and just examines the world around her with a resigned air.]

I suppose I shouldn't have pissed off those airhead fairies.