Trapped in a Room Full of Puppies Meme

[ex_cherrybomb869]

TRAPPED IN A ROOM FULL OF PUPPIES
This is pretty self-explanatory. Somehow, you and somebody else are trapped in a room full of puppies. There is no door. There are no windows. Just you, another person and about twenty or so rambunctious puppies.  You can do pretty much anything you want in the room, but remember that there are twenty or so rambunctious puppies who love licking you and jumping on you and treating you as a personal chew toy.  So yeah.  I'd recommend keeping your clothes on.

Bonus points will be given to people who specify what breed of puppy is in the room.  Super bonus points will be given to people who link to pictures of said breed of puppy.  Because c'mon you guys.  Puppies.

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[canbemine]

[It's not that he especially dislikes dogs... He just doesn't especially like them, either.

So, he doesn't seem to impressed. For now.]

What's all this about?

[imnotsure]

[Selina can't stop hugging them, despite how they want to wiggle away]

Queen of England's corgi puppies.

[canbemine]

Oh, really? A queen's, huh? Impressive.

[Wherever England is. He picks one up, examining it, and pets it on the heads.]

But I was thinking more about what you plan on doing with them.

[imnotsure]

For the moment enjoying them. [The one chewing on her hair looks up and she picks him up with a laugh]

[Like she'd reveal her plans that easily]

[canbemine]

[He smiles thinly. He hadn't expected anything else, though he won't push the matter now; he's not inclined to threaten her... goods. It's hard to find a decent fence for living things.]

Again, I'm impressed. They're so noisy, and they get all over everything...

Though I guess they are... cute.

[imnotsure]

Cute has nothing to do with it. [It appeals to some awful maternal instinct that she has and won't acknowledge.] They're valuable and moderately attractive. Each one is a pure breed.

[canbemine]

I thought as much. I wouldn't have imagined a queen settling for anything less.

[He idly scratches the one he's holding behind the ears.]

Guess they're worth all the trouble they cause, after all.

[imnotsure]

Just don't kick them. Tomorrow the ransom demand goes out. Tomorrow's when she realizes they're gone if we're lucky.