All your swipes to the left

[1sts]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Whizzer Brown - Falsettos - m/m

[halfjewish]

WHIZZER BROWN Dog photo purely for bait purposes, don't get excited. Likes: Wine Dislikes: Anyone who's bio says 'looking for a reason to delete this app'

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Kaminari Denki | My Hero Academia

[charge_bolt]

Kaminari Denki (16) what up im denki im 16 and i never f*ckin learned how to read ♋⚡🅾️🤪 ⚣⚤ ok!

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[boomboombitch]

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Eh, I've seen your ass already.

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass

[knightmare_princess]

Cornelia li Britannia (28) Busy princess looking for other women for something low commitment. Please tie me down and force me to relax if you must. I'm lacking in hobbies, so I'm open to whatever you might enjoy.

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[starkraven]

Everyone has hobbies.

Or, let me put it another way: you can make anything into a hobby if you put your mind to it.

harper gracey | oc | ota

[internalised]

Harper Gracey (28) Looking for a good time. Some dinner or drinks. Maybe something more if you're lucky. No strings. But don't be an ass about it.

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peregrine | oc | ota

[amongstars]

Peregrine (36) Just a traveler passing through. Always curious to explore a place with a local guide. Open to most suggestions. Let's chat.

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[trouvaille]

Getting lost is more fun than getting guided.

jaina solo | star wars

[swordof]

JAINA SOLO You can call me great one. Most people do.

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Min Seunwoo - Antique - OTA for gen/misfire, m/m for ships

[cakeprince]

SEUNWOO MIN (25) Nothing serious, just here for fun. Cute guys only. I can feed you cake if you buy the drinks.

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[radiantlegacy]

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I confess, just here for the prospects of cake.

Rachel Milligan - OC - F/M

[finalcurse]

Rachel Milligan (26) Loves books. Cats. Singing. Knitting. Clearly an 80 year old woman in a 26 year old body.

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nancy drew | cw's nancy drew

[titianhair]

NANCY DREW (18) Solving mysteries and waiting tables. Hoping to one day get out of this town and go to university and maybe see the world.

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[quiddities]

What's stopping you from getting out of town?

caelan trevino | mutant oc

[smarties]

CAELAN TREVINO (23) 🍺👌🔥🍆🍑✌👅💃🕺

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Hakamata Tsunagu (Best Jeanist) | bhna/mha

[jeanius]

BEST JEANIST (35) aka Hakamata Tsunagu. CEO, pro hero, fashion designer. Enjoys the finer things in life. Seeking like-minded individual to explore the best restaurants, wine bars, and cultural events the city has to offer. Must be understanding and respectful of my busy schedule.

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[marbleous]

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So it appears that even heroes could use some company.

Finn | Star Wars

[ascertainable]

Finn I am making this under duress.

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[scavengering]

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Galo Thymos | Promare | M/M for serious ships, OTA otherwise

[infernosoul]

GALO THYMOS A FIREFIGHTER WITH A BURNING SOUL LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GET ME FIRED UP!! 🔥🚒🔥🚒🔥🚒🔥🚒🔥🚒🔥🚒🔥

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[eternalwildfire]

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mia dearden | dc comics

[speedyarcher]

MIA DEARDEN (18) What's cooler than being cool? Me. Here for friends or fun or both. Also I have HIV so if that's a problem for you then swipe left now. 🏹

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Insector Haga / YuGiOh / m/m

[spoiledbugboy]

Haga (16) OK, I like insects and sweets and games. I guess if we have something in common we can talk? And I don't want to hear A WORD about my height!

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Izuku Midoriya / Boku no Hero Academia / Aged-Up

[thunderingpeace]

Izuku Midoriya (19) Hello, I'm Izuku Midoriya. I'm looking for someone who is willing to talk! Possibly date? I would love to hang out, and maybe something more!

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[Spoilers: Ochaco is the one who set it up, because it originally was a three page screed about his hobbies, favorite heroes, and potential favorite date spots. And with that kind of profile? He would ONLY be getting an X.]

[charge_bolt]

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[Sexy former classmate looking for a good time? Absolutely worth divulging the truth about his little baby crush from years ago.]

alec hawes - OC - m/m

[thrucenturies]

Alec Hawes (32) bookseller. bartender. bouncer. jack of all trades, master of none. romantic. old soul.

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[radiantlegacy]

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You had me at 'bookseller' and 'old soul', but what sort of drink would you serve a fellow who's trying to suss out his own heart?

Frodo Baggins | Lord of the Rings (LOTR) | M/M

[iorhael]

Frodo Baggins (33) Hobbit from the Shire looking for a good Adventure, and someone who isn't afraid of the same. If the thought of meeting folk from all over, going outside the Shire's bounds, crossing bodies of water or great heights (such as three stories high at least) makes you uneasy, or even ill, it might be best not to inquire within.

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Lea / Kingdom Hearts / OTA 20+

[eternalwildfire]

Lea (28) lets have some fun 🔥🔥🔥

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[radiantlegacy]

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What happened? On the outs with Isa?

Carol Danvers | MCU | 25+ genuine, OTA mis-swipe

[protectoroftheskies]

CAROL DANVERS (I look 30?) Avenger, pilot, mother of flerkens, totally the boss of space.

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[starkraven]

Okay, two questions.

First of all: do I want to ask what "flerkens" are?

Kiyoharu Hyoudou | Ballroom e Youkoso | OTA

[yawner]

Kiyoharu Hyoudou (16) Champion ballroom dancer and student. This account wasn't made with my permission but since I'm here: I'm not looking for anything serious right now.

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Ikuya Kirishima | Free! | m/m

[bure]

Ikuya Kirishima (20) Shimogami University swimming team. 🌊🏊‍♂️🥇🏅🎖️ Shionezaki High School alum. The Little Mermaid enthusiast. Yes, I lost a bet. Prince Eric jokes = automatic block.

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Lyanna Targaryen | GoT OC | OTA

[frozenxfire]

Lyanna Targaryen (24) Adventurer, Fighter, Pool Shark, Princess

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[ ooc: for modern AU - american royalty of the politician kind. For anything GoT related even if it's slightly modern, actual princess, for all other canons, come at me and we can figure it out. I'm down for all the AU-shenanigans. ]

idk some new au of the modern variety lol

[shadowheir]

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[ His profile picture, while his info is but a quote: Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

He actually has no idea about this. He's like the Tony Stark of their world but a recluse and has an AI that is too mischievous for his own good. ]

Malcolm Bright | Prodigal Son

[prodigalmess]

MALCOLM BRIGHT (31) I made this so my sister would stop bothering me. I'm considering it a social experiment.

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[omnispective]

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Leave it to family to meddle in your personal affairs where they're not needed or wanted.

aphrodite | greek mythology

[besotted]

Aphrodite in the flesh, and very little other than the flesh ♥

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