Happy New Tentacles

[teenagemutantninjasock]

Tʜᴇ Xᴇɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ Mᴇᴍᴇ

No judgement, only tentacles.
Come one, come all, and bring your non-humans, your aliens and furries
and monsters and angels; if you have none, bring those who would love to
approach those who are inhuman in shape and mind; if you have neither, be free
to alter your characters so they may fit one side, or both. Love knows no boundaries,
after all, nor does attraction; why should species deter one from pleasure and joy?

Directions:

1. Post your character, with preferences and suggestions for those who wish to tag you. Include any information that you think will be relevant and help you find a partner!
2. Tag out to others! A thread takes two, and so does a horizontal tango. You can pick out one of the scenarios suggested below, or do your own thing, whatever. The prompts are mostly there to kick off ideas, not to bind creativity!
3. Be excellent to each other, dudes.

AU Prompts:

i. Enemy Mine

You may not have gotten off to a good start, but trapped, alone together, in a wild place-- well, there's nothing that brings two people closer than relying on only each other for help and survival, and something has bloomed where the land was thought to be barren. So what if you are from different worlds? This is a new world, and there's no one to say that what you do for pleasure or love is wrong.

ii. Pulp Science Fantasy

After being kidnapped by the horrible Xalgonions of Xon'marx XIII, you prayed for someone to save you-- and someone did, clothing ripped and sweat shining on their skin as they cut down your cruel captors. Swoon! How could one not fall in love with someone so very, very swashbuckling, and who cares if their skin happens to be blue or bioluminescent, or if their weapon was clutched in a tentacle instead of a hand?
or...
Perhaps no rescue came, and you are at the mercy of your cruel and perverse captors. Oh no! What horrible, lewd, awful, terrible things will they do to you? What pornographic use will they put you to? Is the rumor that they have amazing dongs true? There's only one way to find out!

iii. High Nonsense Fantasy

Does anyone care about why the incredibly powerful wizards filling the world haven't just magic'd away all disease with their boundless and eternal power? No, of course not; the really important thing is that elves, dragons, centaurs, and fairies are all real, and they are all willing to bone every other intelligent critter around (though some dragons might have a particular taste for royalty).

iv. Urban Fantasy & Modern Magic

Dating in a modern day and age can be hard; it gets harder if you have to plan around your monthly transformation into a canine, or turn into a mermaid every time your date takes you to the beach, or any other issue that arises from your inhumanity in a city built around human needs. Still, perhaps there's something you can offer because of your magic-tainted condition, instead of in spite of it...
or...
Knowing magic is real, and demons are real, led you to those shelves at the back of the library, where everything has disclaimers that you shouldn't try this at home. But if they didn't want you to try it, then they wouldn't have given directions, right? And so you wound up with a demon, or spirit, or ghost, or some other phantasmal or fantastic being following you everywhere you go-- including the bedroom. (The downside: you can't get the salt from the summoning circle out of your carpet, no matter how much you vacuum. #summonerproblems )

v. Fun Fur Everyone

Animal-people are common-- perhaps everyone is an animal-person, with a cat's ears or logic-defying winghands, with whiskers and fur or scales and frills, and the edges of 'attractive' have shifted to include them all. Oh, sure, there might be humans as well (who are attractive in their own right), but think of all the things that animals can do that humans can't, and all the attributes they might not share, and how exciting it could be to learn something new every day you're with your partner of a different breed...

Comments

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[thegarbagewilldo]

[ Aliens are the 100% emoji. ]

Raynie the slimegirl | OC | OTA humanoids

[goo_girl]

[[ooc: Short version: quite intelligent but acts simple so people think she's cute. Can change her shape at will. No orgasm reflex of her own but enjoys sex immensely for other reasons. Mainly looking for willing partners/experimentation, but dubconsenticles may be possible if we talk it out first.]]

[deusexhormones]

[ The most willing-est of partners here lets have some fun ]

[goo_girl]

[[ooc: Sounds good! Something like prompt 4, where wild slimes are an everyday sight, and he's kind of adopted Raynie by feeding her and decides to try some more?]]

[deusexhormones]

[ Oh sure I'm down for that. I was thinking a modern day slime where he like took her in but I hadn't considered the idea of like him coaxing her to that humanoid-ish perspective/sex but that sounds really novel too, so I'm pretty down for that I think. Definitely on the pseudo-adoption though. ]

[goo_girl]

[[ooc: When I say "wild" I did at least mean in humanoid form. Anyways, I'm fine with either! Would you start?]]

[deusexhormones]

[ Oh okay that makes more sense for me. But yeah I'll kick if off if you see an issue feel free to PM me and if you prefer prose/no brackets just feel free to respond with that and I'll match it ]

Oi, Raynie! I'm home, you around?

[ He's back from the grocery store, that is. Well, that and a handful of other errands. A college student, Haruki had lived alone pretty much until he had gained a new roommate as a result of, well, an experiment. There was a slime that lived near his apartment complex that he'd coaxed into his life with food and them promises of security. He was curious about living with a slime, and as he got to know her more, she showed more intellect, more predilection for a more concrete humanoid form (or at least a more consistent one) and... well, basically, she had evolved over time from more of a pet to more a ... colleague? No, friend was probably the better word, even if that felt weird for him to say about a slime.

He'd even gotten her to wear clothes sometimes, even if that did often just soak through the clothes. Still, that was cute to have her dress up sometimes when she agreed?

Either way though , with a few bags in hand he shifts them to both hands having opened the door and then settles on in to the apartment so he might set them down in the kitchen and... well, hopefully she was awake and didn't wander off somewhere. He did say he would get her a snack or two after all. ]

Judith Lindstrom | OC | OTA

[daddiesgirl]

[ Anyone want a poorly adjusted sadist? Details/kinks on journal. ]

Elias Ainsworth // Ancient Magus Bride // OTA18+

[gentlemanmonster]

[Regular or 10' form, CR before smut, PM me with any questions!]

Eligre Kaivodulin || D&D/Generic High Fantasy || f/m (mostly?)

[lady_kaivodulin]

{{The highest of high fantasy nonsense: High elf with a little bit of green dragon corrupting her bloodline. Mostly human-shaped forms, please, but no humans. Orcs, Drow, dragons, tieflings, demons, werewolves, etc are all A+ but she'd never admit it.}}

Grand Admiral Thrawn | Star Wars | m/m

[admiralchiss]

[Chiss. Basically an alien who looks like a human with blue skin and red eyes. He's also slightly stronger than a human and can see in the infrared.]

Anders | Dragon Age | OTA

[rebelhealer]

[Bring on the non-humans]

The Grand Inquisitor | Star Wars Rebels | m/m

[spinsaber]

The Dragonborn | Skyrim | m/m

[fireandhoney]

[Dunmer, also known as a dark elf.]

Angel Dust || Hazbin Hotel || M/M

[sluttyspiderpolkapop]

[ he's a spider demon with six arms and is very good with his hands. his venomous bite can also act like an aphrodisiac. ]

ooc

[idioticprince]

[Nothing can go wrong with tossing a spider demon and a human prince together, right?]

[sluttyspiderpolkapop]

[ that sounds like fun~ did you have anything in mind in particular? ]

[idioticprince]

[I can't say I have a specific idea in mind. I just think these two could turn out interesting together. Jeile is shy when it comes to intimacy and tries to act proper. Besides his bad habit of dabbling with dark magic. You know, because he can.]

[sluttyspiderpolkapop]

[ so maybe he ends up accidentally summoning angel and things just go from there~ ]

[idioticprince]

[That could certainly happen. An old book, an interesting spell and oops, suddenly there is a demon in his bedroom.]

[sluttyspiderpolkapop]

[ awesome! you feel like writing up the starter for them? ]

[idioticprince]

[It was quite the ordinary day. Jeile was enjoying a nice cup of tea and a book he had "borrowed". A quite interesting read about demons. Jeile did not know exactly what to think about that as demons only were part of spooky stories for children. The book still had his interest however.

And then his eyes fell on a small text scribbled in the marginal of one of the pages. A spell. He could not tell what school of magic it belonged to or what it was meant to do and there were no clues given from the author. He should just move on and leave the unknown spell be, but he simply could not rip his eyes away from it.

Putting his cup down, he read the spell out loud, a warm gust of wind sweeping over his room and then nothing. Well a bit more than nothing he noticed as he lifted his gaze from the old pages. The being now standing in his room clearly did not belong.]

Oh... Um, do you happen to be a demon?

Delia Battista | Star Trek OC | OTA

[attackpatternbattista]

(Delia's an Orion. 21+ only, other aliens also welcome, as long as they're at least basically humanoid)

Dia Starfall | Star Wars OC | F/M

[pathfromdarknesstogrey]

(She's a Human, 21+ only)

Zack Thompson - Tech Jacket - OTA

[xenomania]

Nuff said.

Zack is a human cyborg and his space adventures get... adventurous. He's actually only ever slept with aliens.

Alien 👽 OC

[worstdirective]

An irresponsible extraterrestrial tourist named, by an astonishing coincidence, Alien.

They've travelled 13.3 billion light-years to have a good time and if that involves freaky alien sex well, that's fine.

[biggerguns]

[ Hi! In his canon Dylan's heavily involved with the ~secret supernatural community of New Orleans, so I imagine Alien landing on Earth would have been something he had to handle, whether Alien wanted to assimilate/blend in somehow or not. There are laws on Earth, man, you can't just parade your alienness everywhere...

Smut's fine, but I'm also open to general getting-to-know-you scenarios if you'd rather go a slowburn sort of route. Personality-wise Dylan's got a dry sense of humour and is more used to the weird and fantastical as opposed to normal human things, so I figure he'll deal just fine with an apparent alien visitor. ]

Lapis Lazuli | Steven Universe | OTA

[mirrortide]

[Behold, a weird alien rock. Weird Alien Xeno junk included.]

Samus Aran | Metroid | ota

[thechozonone]

( this is not a hard stretch of the imagination for metroid. AUs, cross-canon, assumed CR are all goo! )

Gar Logan | Titans

[garrrr]

YoRHa Number 2 Type B | NieR: Automata | OTA

[anythingreleventsaspoiler]

((Robots count for this meme, right? Three basic options here:
1. Time/space shenanigans let her interact with humans despite being from the far future
2. Androids Are People Too and she's her own sentient being with a few quirks
3. Sex-bot, be it an anatomically correct domestic assistant, top-of-the-line fuckdoll, or anything in between
Whatever you picked, human-worship is built into her system))

[generalflirt]

[ I'd be all over 1 or 3 on those basic options there, do you have one of them you think sounds more fun to play around with? Either way, it'd probably be a matter of this character lucking out (space-time portal dumps her near his apartment or both of them into a neutral space, or he wins or finds a top of the line sex bot he could in no way afford normally or something like that) ]

[anythingreleventsaspoiler]

((Just from other threads of yours I've seen I think these two would work better with option three. Perhaps he's simply won a raffle he entered on a lark. Do you want to start or shall I?))

[generalflirt]

[ Alright cool (and I like the lark contest win, luckier than he usually gets but hey, that bell can chime twice) - I was going to start (and still will if I misunderstood) but if you've got an inspired idea feel free to go for it ]

[anythingreleventsaspoiler]

((I was just offering in case you drew a blank. Go for it!))

[generalflirt]

[ Excellent. If you prefer prose (or something in the starter is outside of your preferences) just change it up in the reply and I'll match ]

E...to. Alight, so that goes there and...

[ To be honest, the young man is still more or less in disbelief. He had entered one of those mall contests on a lark, simply because the rewards were that insane this time. The grand prize was valued at over a hundred thousand yen, after all! He'd actually forgotten about the fact that he'd entered right up until later that week, when the results were announced, he had discovered he won. And then realized he had won that grand prize. A top of the line domestic care / sex android, top of the line and a new model at that. Mint, never even opened from the box that they delivered to his house.

The young man was just about finished with the activation system. Supposedly, once charged, the super powerful battery that powered her heart would run indefinitely, but the did need to be jumped to that point while still in the pod contained within the box. It took up a lot of space in his apartment, but... okay. He plugged her into the wall a while ago, and tow hours later it should be time to activate her.

And so, somewhat tentatively, Masaomi reaches out to flip the last two switches on the pod after having just re-wrapped the cable behind the pod and... Let's see.

... Oh he could greet her probably? ]

Good morning!

[expectnothingless]

((OOC: Any interest in 2B convincing this grump that he really should be using the top-of-the-line sexbot he was gifted for more than just keeping his house tidy and his checkbook balanced? ))

[lasthungrywolf]

[Maybe a 2+3 mashup where androids are kinda second-class citizens and get abandoned/mistreated? I'm thinking he finds an abandoned cyber-maid probably obviously designed to be a sexy maid and being the nonjudgmental type he is, takes her home just to give her a place to crash, and her human-worship and notion of how to properly show subservience and appreciation gets out of hand. LMK if that works and I can toss a start, or you're welcome to!]

Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect | M/F

[not_as_stylishly]

((OOC: So who's up for getting in the middle of some calibrations? Kinks on his profile :) ))

[thechozonone]

( Would you be up for a cross canon mashup? Or just like Samus smashed into the ME-verse as a vigilante/bounty hunter )

[not_as_stylishly]

((OOC: Totally! Maybe she hitches a ride on the Normandy before or after a contract? ))

Cor Leonis - Final Fantasy XV - Open to Anyone

[immortalmarshal]

((Default is Human, but can be AU'd into something Xeno upon request. Can be either a being of your muse's canon, or some kind of Final Fantasy monster/xeno-being. For FFXIV folks, he can be a Hrothgar (playable race), dragon, a male Ananta, or Amalj'aa (Brotherhood of Ash member, likely). Please, do not ask for non-con, incest, toilet-related kinks, or vore/gore.))