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aca-scuse me(me) ([personal profile] acascuse) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2019-12-23 11:33 am
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re: questions about my thesis


the realistic college au meme

comment with your character's name and canon in the subject header. use rng or pick one of the options below for your au scenario.


a. living conditions
01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
02. all our friends are drunk
03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds
04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay.
08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire
b. chance meeting
01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late
03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity
04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it)
05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
06. your school mailbox is right next to mine
07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?
c. campus community
01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing
05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair
08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
11. you’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance
d. credit hour woes

01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig
02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
03. group project
04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be
05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
07. waiting for office hours
08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

e. limited resources
01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole
03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please)
04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

scenarios taken from this post on tumblr.

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Poe Dameron l Star Wars l OTA

[personal profile] wearethespark 2019-12-23 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
(Modern college AU? Sign me up.

Edit: Sorry I forgot the subject line.)
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violet harmon | ahs: murder house | ota

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Whizzer Brown • Falsettos

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rey ✨ star wars.

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[ disaster child on hella financial aid ]
connixted: (i see my heart beat inside)

E3

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Damn!

[She's not talking to anyone. She's not even fully aware of who else is in the room (a library computer lab). She's focused on the disaster in front of her.

It's the printer, the really nice one with a million settings and trays. It's currently flashing, beeping, and making agonized squealing noises as it tries to print through a paper jam.

Kaydel has many talents. Fixing electronics is not one of them.]

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garnet til alexandros xvii | ffix

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peko pekoyama | super dangan ronpa 2

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transvenio: { in wine, there is truth } (❋ in vino veritas)

phi | zero escape

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Essek Thelyss | Critical Role

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Misty Day | AHS: Coven | OTA

[personal profile] shadowsran 2019-12-23 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Takes weird liberal art classes and a lot of biology, has not picked a major, is just psyched to be there honestly. Crosscanon/further auing/assumed cr, ship or gen, all good! General faves:

A: 1 (that's it that's her life), 3, 4 (this is actually the most ic thing I've ever read), 5, 6
B: 1, 3, 7
C: 2 (!!), 3, 5, 6, 10 (she could SWIM, or FENCE, or play TENNIS, or like, skiing), 11
D: 1 (she will always, Always say yes), 3, 4, 5, 8
E: 3, 4, 5, 6, 8]
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yeom geum-hwa | cover-up | m/m

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margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got (modern au) | ota

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sallyfaced: (sometimes i just want to scream)

Sal Fisher | Sally Face | ota

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[music student who is literally winging all of this tbh.]
foxlore: (036)

c + 2 because it *fits*

[personal profile] foxlore 2019-12-23 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
it's finals season, and there's just no studying to be done in flora's shitty, entirely not noise-resistant cupboard of a flat. could be worse, though, she's smuggled enough snacks into the library to feed a battalion, she's got her books, she's got her third-hand laptop. it's dark out, it's been raining all day, and she's not really noticed just how far time had gotten away from her. this is kind of her ideal waking time, anyway. fox clock and all.

there's someone else in the library still, a guy she's seen before in the music theory class she takes because really, she doesn't exactly know what she wants to major in, and music theory had sounded fun (it was mostly confusing). blue hair, always wears a mask. seems super friendly though, just from what she's seen of him in class!

so... maybe her plan had been to take a quick pee break, get back to her desk, and maybe... move some of her stuff a little closer to the desk sal's studying at, because maybe then they can chat and maybe that means she'll manage to make a college friend!

nice theory. instead of that, she returns from the washroom, takes a detour through the stacks, and is smack-dab faced with a ghost manifesting itself inside out and then human and visibly murdered, and the blood-curdling scream that escapes her is... it's equal part fox and equal parts human.


Ghost!

flora stumbles out from between the shelves, visibly shaken. help?

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you know

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i know and im dead

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a-3 sorry not sorry

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:,)

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tuhui: (oh goody!)

hilda / pokemon

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[ can you major in Pokemon? Well, maybe Law is a good second choice. ]
forgottenkantotrainer: (Default)

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(OoC: Oh, gosh - A-1 or C-4?

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Sypha Belnades | Netflix's Castlevania

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( Completely enthralled with the Ph.D. she is pursuing in Anthropology and Linguistics. The cool TA, until an undergrad expects her to suffer foolishness. When she isn't working on her dissertation in the main library, she's in her broom closet of an office located in the College of Social Sciences building, helping her students to research and study. Lives in a hoodie and has a penchant for staying on campus too long. Still suffers bouts of intense homesickness even though she's years into her academic career and generally avoids being alone. Rumored to have broken the boiler in her college's building. )
runningscams: (Joining The Cause Han Solo)

Han Solo || Star Wars

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[ Probably asleep with his feet on the desk in the back of the classroom. ]
millenniumwitch: (pic#13666592)

Morgan Sorenson | OC | OTA

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[ There's, like -- a nonzero chance that she's not even an enrolled student and is using literal magic to keep everyone from realizing that she's living in the library basement and attending classes without having so much as applied. She is, however, more or less a theater major. ]
personachords: I'm losing time (016)

Hitoshi Shinso | MHA

[personal profile] personachords 2019-12-23 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hero or no!hero au is fine with me! ]
undisciplined: (pic#13662188)

Wei Wuxian | MZDS

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Caroline Forbes | The Vampire Diaries

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Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

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OOC: Care for an AU or even for them trying to have a normal college experience away from the rest of the supernatural?

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Anna | Frozen

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Essa Erso-Andor | Rogue One OC | OTA

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Ephraim | FE: Sacred Stones | OTA

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Shouta Aizawa | MHA | OTA

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[Student AU: that education major who's surviving on no sleep. Professor: That hardass who cares too much.]
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Dabi | MHA | OTA

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[Delinquent.]

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