A Star Wars AU Smut Meme (this is the only time this niche meme will be relevant, humor me)

[ouranhostsock]

Star Sex...Sex Wars? Whatever, it's a smutty Star Wars AU meme "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." And cue the text crawl. Only this time, there's some small print involved. You know the story - rebellions, evil empires, politics, and a mystic harmony called the Force that gives power to those who train in its arts. But what if the tale skewed much more...carnal? Trade and peace talks are sealed with copulation, alien species want to interbreed throughout the star systems, the Empire desires complete sexual domination. As for the Force, those who follow its ways - the Jedi knights - search for physical enlightenment as well as the mental variety. tl;dr it's a Star Wars AU, but with sex. A lot of sex. A lot of a lot of sex. Don't read too much into it. Have fun, be as serious or as silly as you want. HOW TO PLAY Comment with your character info, prefs, kinks, whatever you want to include. IDK it's your life. Reply to others, use the RNG to get prompts. Or not. Thread. PROMPTS Cantina Girl/Guy: You just work at one of the multiple dives around the galaxy. Let's hope you get decent tips for all those times people squeeze your ass. Prince/ss: Royalty is in your blood, but that just means you have more duties to your people. Don't get too haughty, or a peasant might put you in your place! Smuggler: For your ship making the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, you'll take only one specific type of payment. Jedi Knight: The Force is with you...and the extra libido that comes with being a Force user is along for the ride, too. Bodyguard: As a Jedi, you've been put in charge of protecting someone very important. Better guard every part of their body throughly. Training: The only way to learn to wield the Force is with a partner. Forbidden Knight/Padawan Love: Under Jedi code, there's only one taboo when it comes to sex: padawans and their masters are not to engage in it. You've broken that taboo, shattered it into a million pieces. Last Night on...Earth?: The two of you are about to go out on what will be a suicide mission, so it's only natural you don't want to spend the night alone. Dark and Light: One of you fights for good, the other for evil. You're both dyed in the wool and dedicated, but that's not to say you don't find common ground. Battle: Lightsaber battles between rivals can get pretty intense. Slave: Whether you belong to a giant slug alien or someone more humanoid, you were the chains. Toy of the Empire: The bad guys have caught you. Torture isn't all that you must go through. Stormtrooper: What's going on under all that armor? Wait, you're a girl? Powerful Evil: You're higher up on the food chain than your average Stormtrooper, meaning you get to freely indulge in all those dark desires. Spoils of War: A captured rebel? An important bargaining piece of upper empire management? Perhaps even a refugee from a destroyed planet? Regardless of who you are, you're now at someone's mercy. Peace Treaty: After longwinded discussions, it's time to sign the treaty between two worlds and put their conflicts to bed. Literally. Planetary Goodwill: You've been sent out to a planet to engage its people, discover its resources, or convince the government to join the Rebellion/Empire. As such, your body is the ultimate key to diplomacy. Xenophilia: Not all lovers look human. Sex in the Cockpit: That is not a proper technique for piloting an X-Wing! Built for Pleasure: Droids have many purposes, yet they're all built to serve. A Bounty on Me?: Uh-oh, you've become a lucrative target for bounty hunters! Can you offer up something thats worth more than money to save your hide? Victory: Your cause is victorious! Time to step up to the stage, get your medal, and screw the princess senseless in front of hundreds of people.

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Rey → Star Wars

[fromnowhere]

Poe Dameron l Star Wars l ota

[bb8sdaddy]

[firstordergeneral]

[Are you fine witha Hux?]

The Grand Inquisitor | Star Wars Rebels | m/m

[spinsaber]

Anders | Dragon Age | OTA

[rebelhealer]

[A Jedi healer. Preference for Rebels era, but can be played during any era.]

Eddie Brock/Venom | Venom (2018) | M/M

[slimyteeth]

[Galactic journalist who happens to be bonded to a symbiote. I'm flexible regarding which Era he can be played during.]

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

Illaoi | League of Legends | OTA

[serpentbearer]

[ Priestess of a snake religion on some less developed planet. Sealing the deal will involve supernatural force tentacles. Any takers? ]

[force_academic]

[Would a Star Wars OC be of interest to Illaoi? She's a member of the Jal Shey and would probably fit best for prompts 16 or 17.]

Kilgrave | MCU TV | OTA

[purpleintheface]

[ Force user specializing in mind manipulation. Hecka trigger warning on this dude, check out journal for more information. ]

rey | star wars

[scavengering]

[ no kylos/bens or other villains otherwise ota. i've seen tros so i'm okay with spoilers. ]

wanda maximoff | mcu

[weirdavenger]

[ cause i've thought of this au for a while lmfao; she was experimented on by a crazy scientist (idk whether or not they're actually with the sith or not) to see if you could give someone force powers - it worked. she was then brainwashed and used as a weapon along with her twin brother. during a fight with the rebellion/resistance he was killed and she realized the people she was fighting for were the real monsters. she is rescued and joins the good guys where she is currently trying to learn the ways of the force. ]

finn | star wars | m/m

[spacechase]

[i've seen tros. please mark for spoilers if any]

[soulbrotha]

[haven't seen tros yes, but i've read all over it so i know the plot. spoilers are fine. if you're cool with it, here's some of the prompts i thought we could work well with them:

Cantina Girl/Guy, Smuggler, Bodyguard, Training
Last Night on...Earth?, Battle, Slave(s), Toy(s) of the Empire
Stormtrooper(s), Sex in the Cockpit, Victory]

cmdr shepard | mass effect

[reignitus]

[ i've seen tros so i can make her compliant, just mark for spoilers. ]

Bossk | Star Wars | OTA

[wherecreditsaredue]

[Obviously the xenophilia option, but open to everything else.]

[leashlover]

Serena was in the cantina when Bossk entered and the first thing she thought was she needed onto Bossk's ship. She'd been holed up on this planet for almost a month now and she was going insane.

Serena had been just about a fixture in the canteen lately. She had become popular or notorious, more like. She'd slept with half the staff at this point, a most of the regular customers too. She was also a professional pick pocket, and lived relatively comfortably on the credits found in loose pockets.

She got a seat at the bar a few seats down from Bossk and told the bartender to send him a drink on her.

Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[wherehopegoes]

Serena Ataraxia | OC | OTA

[leashlover]

[ Bratty princess! Either on world doing official duties (which she actually enjoys in this setting) or off exploring and getting in trouble where she shouldn't be. Serena is a near-human in this setting that has shapeshifting abilities. ]

Rey || Star Wars || F/M

[talentedscavenger]

[ooc: tros compliant, but can avoid spoilers.]

Armitage Hux | Star Wars | M/M

[firstordergeneral]

[Rise of Skywalker spoilers ok]

Cassia Andor | Rogue One | OTA

[yo_me_rezo]

Poe Dameron | Star Wars | m/m

[happybeeps]

[Fine with TROS spoilers, but please mark for other]

Dia Starfall | Star Wars OC | F/M

[pathfromdarknesstogrey]

Essa Erso-Andor | Rogue One OC | OTA

[theresalways_hope]

[force_academic]

[Hello there! Would you be interested in a Force Sensitive scientist type? I'm definitely into prompts 6, 17, and 19.]

Xullsha Tal/Star Wars OC/OTA

[force_academic]

[Have an Official Force Nerd in the form of a Togruta woman. I have a strong preference against noncon/dubcon prompts, but beyond that all is good. Also, I am TRoS compliant, but expect some spoiler gentleness.]

[meteorlogical]

[Hi! If you wouldn't mind another OC, his powers normally stem from a fae ancestry that give him control over air and a healing power. This seems easily transferable to Force use abilities. He likes to explore so maybe he was tracking down knowledge of ancient Force users and that's how they met. Could go with 6 & 7 for that. Open to other ideas, too.]

CT-8922 | Star Wars | M/F

[clonetrooper]

((Just a Clone Trooper. I've seen TRoS.))