tfln.

[hanswolo]

you know what to do.

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Mac | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | OTA

[morebetter]

1. do you think dogs go to hell?? i didnt sleep all nite i need to know if God makes acceptions for animals
2. the personality test says im an extrovert and also percieving so im reconsidering giving up on being a detective
3. im pretty sure wendy from wendy’s is fake but the twitter account has me second guessing
4. you know toothpaste is like ketchup packets. you dont actually buy your own dude
5. text him?

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[inconstantly]

what kind of detective?

[morebetter]

what kind of detective do you think? a mystery solving one obviously

[inconstantly]

ah but are you more of a sherlock holmes type with a pipe or a police type with a gun?

[morebetter]

neither. more of a scooby doo type but not for kids.

1.

[overshirts]

Dude, they literally made a movie about this.

[morebetter]

was it a documentary?

[overshirts]

A documentary about dogs going to heaven or hell.

[ that's not a question, he's just - repeating it back in the hopes that maybe mac will understand how ridiculous that question sounds. then again - it's mac. ]

No, it wasn't a documentary.
It was a cartoon. Animated.
All Dogs go to Heaven?

[morebetter]

[He does not. This is pretty serious business. A lot of ridiculous stuff becomes serious business and earnest questioning once the big man upstairs is invoked.]

if its a cartoon it doesnt answer my question, idiot. im searching for facts not fiction

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[monkey_wrench]

...

are you saying you steal toothpaste from other people? or from stores?

[morebetter]

how is taking toothpaste steeling? you dont get accused of steeling soy sauce packets or toilet paper rolls.

[monkey_wrench]

i mean, if it's just those freebie sample packs it would be equivalent to soy sauce packets. but if we're talking full size tubes of toothpaste, those cost money. hence stealing.

...same with toilet paper rolls actually.

it's about the lamest thing you could steal, but still.

[morebetter]

everything costs money, thats a lame standard. breathe mints at restaurants cost money and we dont consider that steeling unless you take the basket too

also medium size

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[likeits1999]

idk i am not even sure if hell is a thing if im honest w/ you dude.

[morebetter]

dude i swear if your about to turn "there is no hell" depressing that way you do im going to put your skateboard in a shredder

[likeits1999]

that would just make the conversation more depressing bro :(

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[omgtotally]

Ew!

[morebetter]

what? not used toothpaste!!

[omgtotally]

You know in the economics world that makes you basically like a freerider who is fundamentally taking advantage of the whole, like, system or whatever and that's pretty not great.

[Alexis, no.]

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[delicious_stickers]

Dude, dogs are like the most pure, loving creatures on the planet. If THEY can't make it into heaven, none of us can

[morebetter]

dude youve met poppins

i love the little guy but he’s definitely going to hell if thats an option

[delicious_stickers]

How the fuck is that dog still alive?!

I mean like... shit, even Jesus's crew had an evil prick in it, didn't it? I dunno, that's more your thing.

But that said, any animal that's spent more than like, 15 minutes around your mom is bound to be... you know...

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[celestialgold]

do you spend a lot of time contemplating the verisimilitude of mascot twitters or is there something about Wendy in particular?

[morebetter]

the verisimmilitudes???

bro thats gross these are cartoons

[celestialgold]

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