Let's Be Bad Guys

[sonickey]

Some days just scream for mayhem, mischief and general badness. Today everyone gets to enjoy the perks of being the ‘bad guy’ and indulge in some bad behavior with your partner in crime. Here’s the drill:



1. Comment and indicate your character’s name, fandom and who you're open to (i.e-OTA, Canon mates only, etc).
2. Pick another character to comment to and using RNG, pick a bad behavior for you two to indulge.
3. Have fun!



WARNING: This meme has the potential to be dark should writers take that way. Remember, it’s about being bad so that means there could be murder, assault, general violence, smut, swearing and possibly even puppy kicking. Okay, not the last one (seriously, animals are adorable please don’t kick them) but definitely the former and more so consider yourself warned.


1: Armed robbery – Your pocket is feeling a little light so it’s time to get a withdrawal from your local 7-11 or liquor store or bank or whatever. Of course, all great heists are done in pairs so it’s time for some teamwork!

2: Shoplifting – Time to indulge in a five finger discount and naturally you’re going to need to someone to be your lookout, right? Whether they want to be or not because someone’s got to keep the shop clerk busy.

3: Street brawl – You want to fight and you don’t care with whom. Pick a fight with a random passerby, the person who looks at you funny or even your partner if you’re so inclined. Just don’t be surprised when the cops drop by to break it up.

4: Con job – The perfect con isn’t just a criminal act, it’s an art form. Be smooth, be slick and together you two might just manage to pull this off. Or maybe you won’t but either way it’ll be fun finding out.

5: Homicide – Maybe there’s someone you want out of your life but you need help bumping them off. Maybe it was an accident that left you two dealing with a dead body. Maybe you’re hit men/women for hire. The point is someone’s going to die thanks to you and your partner.

6: Car theft – Nothing like a joy ride to spruce up a boring night so take your partner out for a high speed chase. Will you get arrested? Or get away from the cops? Or pull a Thelma and Louise?

7: Break and enter – Are you a creepy thief breaking into some poor person’s house? Or a international art thief breaking into a highly guarded mansion? Or maybe you’re just some punk kids breaking into an abandoned house for shits and giggles? The choice is yours!

8: World domination – Screw this petty criminal stuff, you like to go big or go home and what’s bigger than world domination? Channel your inner Dr. Evil and set about crushing the world governments under your thumb. Of course, world domination is easy said than done.

9: Choose your own adventure – Make up a criminal act of your own or pick something from the list.

[borrowed from livejournal's memebells]

Comments

[population_ctrl]

So. You want to run errands? Play the messenger?

[He leans forward, eyes narrowing very slightly.]

Or did you want some actual influence?

[capuletguarddog]

I want to do something important. Something that gets results.

[population_ctrl]

[Smiiiile.]

How about killing someone?

[capuletguarddog]

[An answering smile.]

I can handle that.

[population_ctrl]

Can you.

[Smile gone, business face on.]

Name one fraction in Verona that you'd like to manage. For me.

[capuletguarddog]

To manage or to eliminate.

I've family there. Large family. Lots of cousins. Could manage them quite easily.

[population_ctrl]

I don't want what we already have, idiot! Think bigger. Expansion.

Managing implies elimination.

[capuletguarddog]

[An almost full snarl this time, but the general request is so perfectly in line with his interests that the snarl fades almost as soon as it's begun.]

There's a family. Deal mostly in trade, but almost obnoxiously upstanding. Quick to notice irregularities and report them to the authorities. Stand in the way of any interesting business. Wipe them out and you could get a lockhold on trade there. Wouldn't be to hard if I can count on a little political support.

[population_ctrl]

[That's more like it. He nods, his temper cooling instantly.]

Upstanding, you say.

[Fishing out a pen, he notes down a few words in his organizer.]

We can work with that. What's the name?

[capuletguarddog]

In the worse ways.

Montague. I've... had issues with them in the past.

[population_ctrl]

Montague.

[Scribble, scribble.]

And weaknesses? To the public eye, that is, don't give me your personal grudges.

[capuletguarddog]

The younger ones are notoriously hard partiers. Drinking and sex and all that stuff, all to excess. Bit of a PR nightmare for their parents I'd think.

Probably stretching themselves a bit thin financially too.

[population_ctrl]

Mm.

[He packs his things away, thinking it over. Then, he gives Tybalt a slight smile.]

I'll have people in the government, naturally, but - [He shrugs.] - there's a long way down. Lots of details that we can't see. On street-level.

[capuletguarddog]

I know the streets. I can handle that part.

[population_ctrl]

Don't worry. I expect you to.

My people rarely disappoint me.