Bed is life. Life is bed.

[justformemes]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!
(Expanded Edition)

Sometimes people say fuck it, I'm tried. But that's okay. People sleep. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And sometimes you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.

Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

1. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up
2. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
3. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
4. Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tired to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
5. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

1. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
2. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
3. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
4. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
5. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Please make note if you want smut or not.

Comments

Jonathan Sims > The Magnus Archives > No Smut

[end_statement]

[Given his, er, profession, what's in his bed might not exactly be nice. Responder can also have been called to help him deal with something/one in his bed.]

Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[wherehopegoes]

[ooc: Prefer shippy type prompts, please! Smut okay but not necessary.]

Mera | DCEU

[mermera]

[ Both shippy and gen threads welcomed, no smut. ]

Tiki | FE: Awakening | OTA

[tiki_room_dragon]

[She doesn't care who you are, she is sleeping in your bed right now because it's comfortable, and she's tired.

Smut is okay, but she might maim/bite/eat anyone who tries a sexy wake up on her without previous cr/permission. Dragon bites can be nasty.]

[partyhats]

[ O blessed divine dragon...

What are you doing in the royal bed?

Lissa frowned in confusion at the sight in front of her, but at least she wasn't planning on going to bed right now. It was merely difficult to decide what to actually do about this. ]

richie tozier | it

[gofuckmyself]

[gen preferred unless your name is eddie kaspbrak!]

avery ellison ☽ oc ☾ ota

[lycanny]

[ f/f for shipping. info in journal. ]

ava starr 👻 mcu

[moleculardisequilibrium]

[ f/f preferred for shipping, please. ]

[evreica]

[It's lucky that Wanda doesn't hedge much of a sense of property sometimes. Ava's presence in her bed is startling but not particularly upsetting, and she tries to keep quiet as she sits on the mattress. She doesn't reach out to touch the other woman yet.]

Ava. Ava, did you mean to be here?

akemi morishita | original

[cupidite]

( m/m for shipping. )

sylvain gautier | fe3h | ota

[philandered]

[ he's just the type to see someone sleeping in their bed and join them anyway, too. zero shame to his game. ]

[namecaller]

[ Felix doesn't make a habit of going into town late, but he makes the occasional exception. Mostly for Sylvain. Tonight he'd agreed to join him at a tavern, and one of the reasons Felix doesn't make a habit of this is because he's a lightweight--he gets rosy-cheeked and lightheaded after a couple of beers, and he and Sylvain end up reminiscing and Felix almost manages to forget that Sylvain will probably pick up a girl on their way home or worse, try to pick up one for Felix and make a mess of the whole evening.

Tonight, it's just the two of them stumbling back to the monastery together, and the trip home is a bit of a blur. They get back well past midnight, and Felix doesn't bother getting undressed before he crawls into bed, boots and all, and passes out nearly as soon as his head hits the pillow.

When Felix wakes up at some ungodly pre-dawn hour, he's still a little drunk. And also not alone.

There's a split second in which he nearly draws a sword on the intruder before he realizes that it's Sylvain pressed up against him, warm and fast asleep and hogging the covers. Felix feels a swoop of anxiety in his stomach as he sifts back through his memories and comes up empty when he tries to piece together when, exactly, Sylvain ended up in bed with him.

Normally, he would wake him up and kick him out. But Felix still feels fuzzy around the edges, and maybe--there's just enough residual tenderness from their outing that he doesn't feel the need to rouse him from a dead sleep. They're both dressed; Felix is fairly certain nothing happened.

But he is annoyed with himself for not taking off his gear and shoes before passing out. So he sits up and gets to work on unfastening his buckles, not bothering with trying to be quiet. He might not deliberately wake Sylvain up, but if he does it accidentally? That's Sylvain's problem. ]

Declan Parrish | OC

[ebrius_prophetiae]

[ m/m for shipping. ota for gen. ]

[thrucenturies]

It was still dark when Alec had awoken, the lights from the city cutting in through his blinds, illuminating a face beside his in bed. Sighing softly, he tucked his cheek against the pillow, draping his arm around the man's chest, pulling himself closer to the warmth of the somewhat stranger in his bed.

Bokuto Koutarou | Haikyuu!! |

[horned_owl]

henry | red, white & royal blue

[gaypole]

[ surprise! there's a prince in your bed. m/m for any shipping, open to gen though. ]

Ashe ☠️ Overwatch

[deadlock_diva]

[ OTA for gen, 25+ for shipping. ]

Azuma Yukishiro | A3! | ota

[snowliness]

[well, his job was a cuddle companion, so...]

[open to gen or ship, ask before smut]

Hen; Warrior of Light | Final Fantasy XIV | OTA

[crystalbetrayed]

[ Let's be real, the Warrior of Light would pass out in the first bed they see, regardless of who owns it.

gen, smut, it's all good here ]

[onewithwater]

(OoC: prank + wake-up call? Marie stripping Hen while she snoozes?)

martin blackwood ( the magnus archives )

[buffeted]

Vicar Maximilian DeSoto | The Outer Worlds | OTA

[clavis_caerulea]

[ pre-Empty Man ]

Star-Lady (Rule63!Peter Quill) | MCU | OTA

[mspacman]

[lbr, she probably just crashed in your bed.]

chloe decker — lucifer — ota

[devilsheel]

Bilbo | The Hobbit

[bilbo_baggins]

[lightofthestars]

[Tauriel does not need a bed for sleeping, but that does not mean she's averse to having one.

What she is averse to is finding a random child using it without her permission. (How did he even get in here?).

She stands at the end of the bed and folds her arms.]

Wake up.

Daenerys Targaryen | Game of Thrones | OTA

[dorzalta]

[ insert a big WTF look depending on who it is, but whatevs. castmates or cross-canon cool! ]

Victor Whiteford | Superhero OC | ota

[digital_age]

Double Trouble - She-Ra & The Princesses of Power - OTA

[oohforeshadowing]

[May be in your bed for reasons of subterfuge or Drama. Smut...probably okay but new on me so I haven't worked out their junk yet.]

[heyyyadora]

"ExCUSE ME?"

Catra, as we know, does not do well with change, nor does she enjoy surprises. Nor is she particularly nice about being confronted with either one.

"Hey," she gives Double Trouble a sharp jab between the shoulders, "Hey! Wake up, and get out! I didn't give you permission to be in my room, much less sleep in my room."

Linhardt von Hevring | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

( this is completely reasonable )

Alec Hawes - OC - M/M

[thrucenturies]

[OTA for shipping, m/m for possible smut]