uwu it's tfln

[amemetothat]

got that friday feeling

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Regulus Black | Harry Potter | OTA

[royal_venant]

1. I showed up really high and was trying to not be, so in order to not seem high, I got plastered.

2. Since when do I have sex with people I have feelings for?

3. Wait. I have to tell you something. And it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders.

4. All you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl... and the cat".

5. I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.

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[himbro]

that's genius

... did it work?

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[royal_venant]

Yes!

But now I have a “drinking problem” and people are “concerned” about the family name.

[himbro]

You're not like grounded now, are you?

[royal_venant]

What? No. I'm never grounded. I was drunk. It's not like they found out I hang out muggles.

[himbro]

is that really worse to them?

[royal_venant]

Uh, ya. I could lose my inheritance.

[himbro]

oh shit
Well I won't say anything

[royal_venant]

Don’t worry, no one in your circle crosses paths with anyone in their circle.

[himbro]

in that case, want to come to a kegger this weekend? I'm sure Reg will bring something stronger than beer too

[royal_venant]

Yes! Have I introduced you to Firewhiskey yet?

[himbro]

not yet
is it anything like fireball?

[royal_venant]

It burns but it’ll give you courage.

[himbro]

that sounds cool
You'll bring some?

[royal_venant]

Absolutely I will. The family might me "concerned," but I still have access to the liquor. The elves love me.