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[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[mikaeldaughter]

I know you're the quarterback but there's this thing I need your help working through.

[siphoners]

[ well, since it is her year of yes: ]

I was the quarterback, but not this year. In fact, adoring fan of mine, I hate to disappoint, but I'm not playing at all this year.

[ a devastating loss for lizzie saltzman fans everywhere. ]

So, how exactly can I help you, random person that somehow has my number? I hope you're not, like, a stalker or anything. I know I'm awesome, but there are such things as boundaries, you know.

[ oh, if only she knew. ]

[mikaeldaughter]

Yeah, you have no idea how many boundaries I could leap over right now.

[siphoners]

[ so people do love her. how nice to know. suck on that, penelope park. ]

Going for mysterious. Alright, consider me curious. Who is this?

[mikaeldaughter]

I'm actually going for familiar. As complicated as our past was, you're one of the people I know best.

My name's Hope. I know it doesn't ring a bell. Blame Malivore.

[siphoners]

So you're, like, what, the next monster? Because I have to say, you don't exactly seem very monstrous.

[ unless this is all just some elaborate ploy to get lizzie to lower her guard, but somehow she doesn't think it is. ]

[mikaeldaughter]

I'm more like, the thing the monsters are chasing. Except apparently I'm the thing they run from.

But we're friends. Kind of old, kind of new. I lived with you guys for years, but, Like I said. Complicated. [She doesn't really feel like launching into an explanation of all the things Lizzie resented her for, be they real or fabricated. A fresh start with the Saltzman twins might be one of the few silver linings of her getting erased.]

I made your dad destroy all my stuff before I went into Malivore. I thought it would be easier for everyone that way.

I also thought it was gonna be a one-way trip. If I had realized I would be back before the next school year started, I probably would have handled that differently.

[siphoners]

[ making hope the person that stopped the supernatural apocalypse, not her sister's new boyfriend. huh. ]

Okay, Hope, if we were really friends, then prove it. Tell me something you know about me that only I would know.

[ it seems a little bit mean when hope's version of events sound way more believable and convincing than landon kirby, of all people, being the big damn hero of this story, but it's a necessary precaution, for herself and for the people she cares about. ]

Do that and I'll help you. However you need me to.