i'm bringin' silly 2015 plurk memes turned DW RP memes back...

[anon_jigen]

The "Maid At Your Door" Meme

You've seen the Plurk meme, now it's time to find out the real answer to that age-old question: what happens when our characters all decide to visit each other and show off their maid outfits?

1. Post a thread with your character.
2. Tag someone.
3. The character tagging in has just shown up at the other character's front door, dressed up as a maid. Or the other way around, if you'd prefer.
4. What happens next? Play it out!

NOTE: What happens next could easily be gen, shipping, or smut. Please respect each other's preferences!

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Sanada Yukimura | Sengoku BASARA

[wingedtiger]

[ ooc: gen and shipping are both A-OK! ask me about smut. ]

more like what are the odds of us NOT being filthy

[vengaboy]

[The door of the visitor's entrance to Aoba castle slides open

and closes just as fast.

Masamune needs a second here to regain his composure-- and his footing, as he's on his knees, hunched over with a hand over his mouth. He doesn't dare make a sound, as he can't be sure if it would be laughter or a less dignified squawk of confusion. What the hell did he just witness?!

He stands and clears his throat before opening the door once more, more slowly this time. Yep. That certainly is Sanada Yukimura, wearing... whatever that is. Something from the foreigners? It's more exotic and eyecatching than anything the original datemono has ever worn, and that's just unacceptable.

At least now he fully understands the face Kojuro made when announcing Yukimura's arrival...

He crosses his arms and leans against the doorframe, eying the outfit critically before finally bringing himself to look Yukimura in the eye.]

...So. You mind explaining all this?

VERY LOW AND JUST GETTING LOWER

[wingedtiger]

[ Ha.

Ahahahaha!

He definitely caught the One-Eyed Dragon by surprise, just as planned.

(Translator's note: planned means keikaku.)

Yukimura wasn't sure about this outfit at first, what with its frills and bows and stockings, but now there's no doubt in his mind that this was a good decision. It wasn't a waste of money after all, Sasuke!! ]

I met a merchant from overseas carrying clothing I had never seen the likes of before. He convinced me I would be able to put this particular outfit to good use.

[ Being as transparent as a glass door, Yukimura can't quite hide how pleased with himself he is right now, as if some kind of plan is coming to fruition... ]

Now with 90% less gag tag

[gatescostmoney]

[ Sasuke came into the compound to give his scouting report, and he is not at all prepared for the sight he sees. Neither had any of the others from the Sanada Ninja Corps. Though wearing nondescript ninja garb, they are visibly confused and concerned. (Although, one might be checking Yukimura out and wondering how she'd look in that.)

For the sake of Yukimura's... dignity, Sasuke dismisses the other ninja and will give the report himself. But first... ]

... General, what the hell?

[ Yeah, he needs to get that out of the way. ]

[wingedtiger]

S- SASUKE?!

[ Right now, Yukimura looks less like a tiger and more a deer caught in the headlights.

A maid-outfit wearing deer. ]

I, ah, well, you see...

[ Is it too late to strip and flee? Would that make things worse? It probably would. ]

This is... This is! An outfit! That I. Uh.

[ Is it really hot in here, or is it just Yukimura overheating from embarrassment? ]

...

I did not think you would be back so soon!!!

Ienzo | Kingdom Hearts 3 | OTA

[radiantlegacy]

[And here's Ienzo, waiting in the threshold, already looking awfully cross and purse-mouthed pouty in that classic frilly pinafore apron, several layers of ruffled petticoats, starched collar and a rather ridiculous lacy headpiece.

He twiddles a feather duster impatiently, and checks over his shoulder every so often just to make sure there aren't any highly amused onlookers with their gummiphones out.

The stockings and garters are a nice touch, too, but he looks ready to wobble quickly out of balance in these cute patent pumps with bows on.

Lesson learned: He's never making a 'sure' bet again in his entire life.]

Demencia | Villainous

[lizardgurl4sale]

[Say, did someone order an evil maid? Because this madwoman is knocking on your door, decked out in a skimpy gothic maid uniform complete with a spiked choker and torn up, mismatched stockings.

Did we mention she's brought some of her deadly toys with her?]

Room service~!

((No smut, please.))

Vince Noir | The Mighty Boosh | M/M

[vinceynoir]

[ Vince is clumsy and not suited for this... but he really needs the money to buy a stylish, warm winter jacket. ]

I sort of... hit my nose on your teapot. Sorry, sir! It's too big. My nose, not the teapot.

Fay Archer | vampire OC | OTA

[sivtest]

[Let's be real. They're probably doing this to get laid as some sort of kink play. You can also OOCly or ICly ask for Fay to change their outward gender from fully male to something else. Including customizing the size of their parts to some extent. Magic's nifty.]

Akira Kurusu | Persona 5 | M/M

[cometostealyourheart]

[Either shows up at your door in the cutest maid outfit you’ve ever seen or will enjoy seeing someone dressed up for him.]

Chuuya Nakahara | Bungou Stray Dogs | M/M

[thetaintedsorrow]

[This maid outfit is way too short. Bending over reveals some matching black lace panties as well. Scandalous.]

What the hell?? Why am I being forced to wear this ridiculous getup??

Minazuki Karen 🦋 Yes! Precure 5 🦋 ota gen f/f ships

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen lives in a mansion, so if it's her door your character is showing up at, at least they don't look out of place? Not that that's going to help her know how to react to this sight.

If she's the one in the maid outfit, on the other hand, she feels out of place no matter what the environment. She probably lost a bet, or got maneuvered into saying she'd do this in an attempt to win an argument, or something else like that, and there's a 100% chance she's more embarrassed by the circumstances than the outfit. Though she's also plenty embarrassed by the outfit, and really by the basic concept of the outfit.]

[scarlet_devil]

You know, I wasn't certain that you would show up. [ Karen didn't have to wait long at the door, at least? ]

[ Perhaps getting into an argument with this crafty vampire wasn't the best idea... but too late to go back now.

Remilia, of course, looks Karen up and down - she chose a revealing maid outfit for a reason... ]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I said I would, didn't I?

[Even if Karen is regretting that a lot. She's also regretting letting Remilia pick the outfit. She's regretting walking all the way here like this. To be honest she's sort of regretting ever associating with Remilia to begin with.

Her indignance doesn't quite mask her embarrassment as she waits for her mistress-for-a-day to look her over, holding her skirt down very firmly with both hands and staring at their shoes.]

[incrediblystressedout]

[So it turns out Joey is the darn maid, although the jury's still out on the capital letter version of that particular fanon. Still, it seems that Karen's getting visited at home by her girlfriend wearing an impressively frilly aproned outfit. Never mind how impossible that should be due to the nature of the Foundation, SCPs are the only way to explain this.]

Hi Karen!

...I can explain.

[oceanicbutterfly]

[I for one choose to believe there is a perfectly good and reasonable explanation for this situation being possible, and that Karen will love and support Joey regardless of what weird Homestuck titles she does or doesn't have.

None of that makes this particular situation any more expected. Karen recognizes Joey first, then her cheer turns into confusion, and interest, as she processes the rest of what she's seeing.]

Of course! Inside.

[That's not a request so much as an announcement, since as Karen speaks she also grabs Joey's hand and pulls her in.]

[aquaticrush]

[Help? Help. Retasu is half standing on the doorstep, half ready to hide behind the nearest tree or bush if anyone walks by.]

This was a bad idea...

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen takes a moment to stare, not in a "wow she looks good" way (although she does) so much as a "what the heck is going on here" way.]

Retasu-san...?

[Then she snaps out of it and hurriedly steps back and out of the doorway.]

Come on in. Quickly.

[femmefailtale]

Hello-sir-and-or-madam, I-am-here-to-offer-you-an-amazing-free-test-service-of-the-brand-new-security-maid-program, the-new-sensation-that's-sweeping-the-nation's-richest-and-most-influential-clientele. Please-remember-the-following-information-with-regards-to-the-terms-and-conditions-of-your...

[Meliora's delivery is wooden, and she's totally reading off of an index card--it's not her fault, she just isn't currently being paid enough to care, okay? She doesn't even look up until the end of the first sentence, at which point she tilts her head to one side, and then the other. The index card gets tossed over her shoulder, and she gives a wide shrug.]

Y'know what, how about we skip to the end of this. Nobody really cares about the fine print anyways, right? Name's Meliora. I'm an unfairly cute girl in a maid outfit, and you, ma'am, are in for a treat. For a not-unreasonable amount of money as well as adequate snacktimes, we're willing to provide you with a full-time home security system like no other.

[ninjaimmortal]

[ How did things get here? How did she agree to something so ridiculous? It was a fairly simple mission: Murasaki was set on a mission to protect a wealthy musician couple's daughter while they were out on concert. Why would the Taimanin undertake this sort of thing when matters revolving around the protection of key governmental figures seemed more pertinent?

Money. They had it, Goshu Academy needed it. As Murasaki reaches up and bops her knuckles against the door to the mansion in front of her she performs a quick roll of her eyes. Right. Now she remembered. Her best friend was originally the one hired to do this, but due to a certain someone conveniently having disappeared at just the right time the Taimanin had it fall onto her plate.

When Karen does answer the door she's going to find a 5'4" girl of about 19 or so, filling out the maid uniform quite well, yet with a cold and stern expression and a posture of a hand against her hip, opposite slack against her side, that completely betrays any "cuteness" it was meant to portray.

That is if you ignored the convenient pair of cat ears atop her head that's replaced the usual headpiece. ]

Insector Haga / YuGiOh / m/m

[spoiledbugboy]

(( ooc: this is 100% a bet he lost and now has to dress as a maid and knock at someone's door. He'll be more insufferable than usual probably (unless assumed CR...?) ))

djeeta, granblue fantasy.

[magnas]

( ota. she lives on a flying ship so the outfit might be the least surprising thing about suddenly showing up at her door tbh? probably still comes with a sword if it's her instead. )

Ichigo Hitofuri | Touken Ranbu | OTA

[oncealifetime]

((He can either be the one in the outfit or the one being surprised. Gen or shipping are both fine. My ships are MikaIchi/TsuruIchi/ShokuIchi. Cross-canon ships are welcome too! Fine with M/M or M/F. Can also play an AU version of him where he’s an ordinary but very princely human.))

Closed to Shokudaikiri Mitsutada; AU thingy

[oncealifetime]

[Ichigo stood nervously in front of Mitsutada’s apartment. They’ve been together for quite a while now, so it wasn’t like he’d never been here before, yet still he felt so anxious. Would Mitsutada like this birthday surprise? His cross-dressing brother had helped him prepare his outfit and had assured him that his boyfriend would love it but still...

Ichigo looked around to make sure he was alone in the corridor, before carefully removing the long coat he’d been wearing over the rather short maid outfit he wore underneath. Then he quickly pulled off the pants he’d worn under that short dress, in order to travel decently all the way here, to reveal thigh high stockings. To top off the look, he took the matching headdress out of his bag and put it on.

He checked himself one final time in a mirror, before ringing the doorbell. Then as soon as Mitsutada opened it, he smiled sweetly and cried...]

Happy birthday, Mitsutada-sama~♥

Murasaki Yatsu | Taimanin Asagi | OTA

[ninjaimmortal]