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lights afire ([personal profile] jading) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2019-09-23 09:21 pm

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Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!



It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!
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[Care for Whistler to "borrow" one of the Talon crew's beds? Sombra or Sigma have open doors in this case XD. They would have no idea who he is...Sombra might if he was there for research a la Moira.]

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[Interested in Cora waking Lydia up?]

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[20+ for any shipping/smut. OTA gen.]
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[ooc:...I'm guessing the reaction will be screaming, tbh.]
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[ She doesn't know who he is. She doesn't know how he got in her bed. But she sure as shit is drawing a dick on his face with permanent marker before he wakes up.]
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Sawbones doesn't sleep in her bed much. Partly because some dust headed fool gave her the taller half of a trundle bed and it's a pain to get in and out. Mostly because she's not used to having a bed that's all hers. So it's not much of a surprise when she finally decides to find the blasted thing and actually get some sleep that there's already someone else there. Sawbones squints at them for a minute. They don't look like a Chantry sister...

"Sod it," she mutters finally, tugging her veil off and tossing it unceremoniously to the floor and starts the undignified process of hauling herself up on the bed, "Move over, salrocka, and gimme some of that pillow."

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[ SOMEONE is coming off a triple shift. SOMEONE has exhausted his seemingly inexhaustible stores of energy. SOMEONE has a blood level in his coffee stream and it stopped working about three hours ago. SOMEONE would like to collapse into the soft insensate embrace of a near-coma.

...the problem being that someone else has starfished himself square in the middle of the suite's king sized bed. On top of the blankets.

Well.

FINE then.

He's just going to... take one side, carefully, and then, since he can't really get to the pillows or the blankets, he's going to- hmm. He's going to let his head rest on his arm and put that arm up against Jacobi's arm and as he drifts off, well. That one point of contact is going to slowly transform into several limbs curled up against his subordinate unconsciously for warmth and soft.

There are wrestling pins less comprehensive, to be honest. But Kepler's out.]

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[ The Second Hand?? From that high-profile necromancy scandal?? In YOUR bed???? ]
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[ Oh hey, looks like Ansem the Wise's youngest apprentice has been burning the candle at both ends! He's finally zonked out now. Probably still wearing his labcoat.]

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