mutual masturbation

[baitings]

Mutual Masturbation; Far be it from there being anything wrong with a little self-love, yet the one-handed tango might be even better if it's turned into a dance for two. Who cares that, technically, this is a contradiction? Be that as it may, whether there's willingness to reach out and touch fate each other or this is a strictly hands-off experience and communication can only be verbal for moral, personal, or technical purposes (hey, there are a lot of folks with powers that mean no touching out there), the two of you are indulging in some mutual masturbation. Over the phone, in person, silently, with lots of dirty talk, go nuts! This totally doesn't count as sex, right? You know what to do. Do it.

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Tamamo no Mae | Fate | OTA

[foxeylady]

Pietro Maximoff | MCU | m/m

[fastasssilver]

gwen stacy . marvel comics

[gwenzelle]

wichita . zombieland

[cons]

Whizzer Brown - Falsettos - m/m

[halfjewish]

Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[wherehopegoes]

Ray Donovan | ota

[fixerfortherich]

[m/f & m/m]

joel | the last of us | m/f

[funguy]

Fay Archer | vampire OC | OTA (voicetesting)

[sivtest]

[Let me know what kind of chest and genital type you want them to have for this. They can shapeshift their parts to mix and match.]

Cassia Andor | Rogue One | OTA

[yo_me_rezo]

Kate Bishop | Marvel | m/f

[straightish]

Clarke Griffin | The 100

[sakes]

Abigail Hobbs | Hannibal | m/f

[relatable]

Caroline Forbes | TVD | m/f

[perilousness]

Han Solo | Star Wars | ota

[shipyards]

Sansa Stark | ASOIAF/ GOT | m/f

[mislike]

Grantaire | Les Mis | m/m

[soumise]

Nell Crain | Haunting of Hill House | m/f

[paralyzingly]

wesley wyndam-pryce | ats | m/f

[unreasoned]

marianne dashwood | modern jane austen | m/f

[altersnot]

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | M/F

[underachievements]

Ambrose Spellman | Chilling Adventures of Sabrina | ota

[cadaveric]

Illya Kuryakin | The Man from UNCLE | ota

[kaygeebee]

Wanda Maximoff | MCU | M/F

[hydric]

[guywithabow]

You know this whole house arrest thing is ten times worse since you have to stay away. I have to take a lot of cold showers.

[Clint didn't think he'd ever talked on the phone so much in his life as he did these last few months. He and Wanda had made a connection and then all of a sudden they couldn't be around each other which lead to a lot of phone calls with Clint lying in his bed imagining Wanda there with him.]

dimitri alexandre blaiddyd | fe:3h | ota

[beastliness]