hotlink ([personal profile] hotlink) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2019-09-15 08:52 pm

Compatible where it counts.

The Interspecies Smut Meme

Cultures handle sex incredibly differently. While it may be casual in some societies, in others, the act of copulation equates with commitment. And that's all in one species! This gradient of reactions and attitudes becomes even more complicated with the addition of different species. Yes, species...sentient and sapient, of course! Be those races alien, magical, vampiric, angelic, animalistic, or even a vague mutation of humanity itself, all have a somewhat nuanced view of what sex should be, be it healthy or unhealthy. There's probably even other ways to go about it for them, not to mention the variation in the actual mechanics. How presumptuous to assume that everyone in this whole wide universe would be shaped exactly like bland ol' humans?

Throwing two species together for a sexual rendezvous is inadvisable, yet it happens. Specifically, it happens in this meme. Whether the encounter is nervous, romantic, non-consensual, awkward, sexy, or anywhere in between, there's bound to be baggage, unfamiliarity, and the ultimate culture clash.

  • Comment with your character, your character's species, and your detailed preferences, because this meme will definitely push some boundaries. Mention if you're open to assumed CR and AUs.
  • I was fairly liberal while making this meme. Human-mutants or genetically modified humans can count as a different species, because I know there are a lot of those in DWRP.
  • Feel free to AU characters to be any species you want. Vampire AU! Angel AU! Alien AU! Go crazy.
  • Reply to others. Use the RNG to determine your scene.


First Meetings: Don't you know it's the tradition of their homeland to have a tryst after introductions.
Long Awaited: You've been involved for a while now, and the shoe's about to drop. You have to get physical at some point.
Putting It Off: ...don't you? Actually, you don't want them to see just what you've got going on, so you've been coming up with outlandish excuses not to have sex. That ends now.
Love: Being in love makes everyone - and everything - beautiful.
Stranger in a Strange Land: You only have one ally in this new, weird place. Better make those bonds tight.
Different Expectations: To you, sex is just a casual game. To them? You're now good as married.
Not Wanted: They want you, but you want nothing to do with them.
See What You've Got: Is it bad you're excited to see what a real life [insert species here] has in their pants?
Just Friendly Curiosity: You're bros, honestly! You just want to see what the big deal is. Surely you can't be that different...
How Will it Fit?: No, seriously. How is that going to fit? You two aren't made to go together in that way.
You Do What?: That doesn't sound like sex at all. Are you sure they're not challenging you to battle.
Not What I Have in Mind: Huh. You really pictured something wildly different.
Unique Quirk: They have extra sensitive horns or wings or the like that can be used for extra fun.
Arcane Magic or Science: They have to get your help to perform some kind of ritual. It also has to be done naked.
Alliance and Marriage, Same Thing: To negotiate peace between your species and theirs, you've got to put a ring on it.
It's for an Experiment!: You two just want to see if your kind can ever be together.
Changed: Somehow, you've been morphed into whatever they are. They're going to be a pal and show you around in your new body.
Difficulties: Okay, there's going to have to be some thought about the logistics here. It's not going to be an easy wham-bam-thank-you-m'am.
Modification: Maybe you can't do the classic penetration, but there are other ways to get off.
Power Up: There are interesting ways you can put abilities to use.
Hurt: You didn't mean to, but you hurt them physically.
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: They're actually the most gorgeous specimen back home. You're the ugly one! Well, not exactly to them, but you do look a little funny.
Grossed Out: You tried to be open minded. Yeah, it's not working out. You're turned off.
Take It Slow: Don't rush things along in general is good advice, especially for this mismatched coupling.
More Human than Human: Wait. That's it? You expected - and wanted - something a little more bizarre and exotic.
Unconfident: Wouldn't they like someone of their own kind better? You can't help but feel a bit insecure and unloved.
Did You Know: Some species have a heat cycle! You've volunteered to help out a lover or friend with theirs.
WILDCARD
dunwich_satyr: (Default)

Wilbur Whateley / The Dunwich Horror (novel)

[personal profile] dunwich_satyr 2019-09-16 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Anyone care to romance a half human/half Elder God who resembles a satyr-like beastie with tentacles where his satyr bits should be??]
crylittlesister: (pic#12875867)

yukina ❆ yu yu hakusho ❆ ota

[personal profile] crylittlesister 2019-09-16 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
( what, you think all demons have horns? how silly!

optional headcanon: since she is an ice demon, specifically, her body temperature radiates cool instead of heat. )
wantitall: (Default)

Greed | FMA | ota

[personal profile] wantitall 2019-09-16 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ ooc: He's a Homunculus, so he's not human, and he loves collecting weirdos and misfits. ]
shadowfrost: (13)

Fatima | Luminous Arc 2 | ota

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2019-09-16 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Witches are apparently a separate species from humans in her canon. ]
lasthungrywolf: Tetsuo laughs like a dork (Dork Laugh)

[personal profile] lasthungrywolf 2019-09-18 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Want an AU'd-together thing with a street punk who helps her out uncritically and they end up getting closer? Could be giving her a safe place to crash, or stupidly boldly distracting an enemy he could never actually hurt long enough for her to handle them, or whatever else works. I'm a fan of childhood friends established CR also if you'd prefer it, but that would obviously take a lot more AU'ing to make sense.]
shadowfrost: I should fix that...eventually (a crow flew to me)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2019-09-21 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ So would he be AU'd into her canon or both of them into a different, more original one? I can work with either. ]
lasthungrywolf: Tetsuo grinning like a dork (Doofy Grin)

[personal profile] lasthungrywolf 2019-09-24 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry for the delay! I was thinking both of them AU'd into something original, maybe a mashup--near-future and urban but with Witches and Fiends. I'm thinking of going with the first option where she was in a tight spot, and he helped her out (if only by providing a distraction), and then didn't flinch at all at her being a Witch, much less a Shadow Frost Witch... and then things get more intimate from there, especially if she ends up staying with him longer than she might have originally intended?

If that sounds good, just let me know if you've got any other preferences, and I can start off! Prompt-wise, I figure elements of Stranger in a Strange Land, and Putting It Off (as Tetsuo tries to not let his interest show)... and if she starts showing him tenderness, he'll probably end up with an enormous crush. I'm up for any changes/additions you like, though!
]
shadowfrost: (dude where's my cat)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2019-09-25 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sounds alright to me with what we've got already! I'm also kinda partial to winging the details as it goes along lol

Just gonna give a heads-up that my replies might be a little slow. ]
Edited 2019-09-25 04:31 (UTC)
lasthungrywolf: Tetsuo's a bit embarrassed (Blush)

[personal profile] lasthungrywolf 2019-09-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[No worries, I've got a lot of work stuff coming up, so I'm sure I'll be a bit sluggish, myself. Sorry if it's a bit rambling, wanted to offer some setup to roll with. She's 100% welcome to do whatever it takes to get through his thick skull. Don't hesitate to let me know if you need anything changed, or feel free to retcon as needed!]

Despite how long Fatima had stayed with him already, Tetsuo was still far from really getting used to having her around. Not to say he had any complaints, but after living alone for so long, and only really knowing other members of his gang for years before that, he was well outside his comfort zone.

Not least of all because she was distractingly beautiful, and once he'd let her crash at his place for a while, she'd started being much kinder to him than he'd expected. The idea of compensation hadn't really occurred to him, even when he'd come roaring down the street on his motorcycle into the middle of a fight with a Beast Fiend. Anyone with a bit of sense would have known to keep clear and let the Witch handle it--and most people would have left a Shadow Frost Witch in particular to her own devices--but Tetsuo tended to do things his own way, and he wasn't one to judge someone on whatever their talents happened to be. Of course, there wasn't a lot he could do to actually hurt the monster with a length of steel pipe, but he certainly did manage to annoy it enough to draw its attention away and provide her with an excellent opening. Likewise, he hadn't expected anything to come of it when he offered her a place to crash, noticing she seemed a bit tired from the battle and that she was definitely not in her own neighborhood.

Having a beautiful girl staying in his apartment (really more like an abandoned building in the slums in which he'd renovated a pretty livable space) was quite another story, though, and in some ways left him more flat-footed than running into a rampaging monster. With his "seemed like a good idea" way of life, he'd let her take over his bed, borrow clothes, use his shower, and so on without thinking ahead very far about how it might affect him. Once she'd started showing some kindness in return, though, it didn't take him long to start developing a tremendous crush.

Of course, he wasn't about to show it. He was pretty sure the last thing she needed was a street punk rando fawning all over her, so he did his best not to let on. Not that he was good at keeping his feelings to himself; it was obvious he was getting more flustered around her, not less, but he did his best to laugh it off and just focus on showing her the same kindness he had all along. Surely, she deserved that much, right?

When he didn't think she was looking, though, he couldn't help brooding a little. So she could find him, most likely on the couch where he slept since she'd started staying with him, either playing video games or lying there sleeplessly, scowling at himself while trying to stifle some thought or other about her.
shadowfrost: (I've had my share)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2019-10-05 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
The kindness of strangers wasn't ever really something she'd been gifted on the regular. Usually, people avoided her; humans wanted nothing to do with a Witch, and Witches wanted nothing to do with the Shadow Frost Witch. It made for a pretty lonely life even if she had Josie to serve as her companion when he wasn't away acting on Roland's behalf. She could always trudge through it by reminding herself that she'd always been alone. You can't be lonely if you're always alone, right? It was a mantra she repeated as many times as she needed to.

Thus, receiving a helping hand from someone she didn't know was strange. Who in their right mind would give her shelter? Stranger still was the extent of help he offered. A place to stay, his own bed and facilities to use, and all without asking a thing in return. The common sense forged by years of distrust toward others told her not to believe it, that everything had fine print somewhere.

Much to her consternation, she found it easy to get used to living like this, and that was the only part of it she considered distasteful. She tried to mitigate the guilt of effectively being a freeloader by doing what chores she could, when she could. Cooking wasn't her forte, so she didn't attempt it despite being the one to buy food. She was decent enough at cleaning and keeping house that she could be satisfied with it. It still wasn't enough, though.

This guilt nagged at her even now as she pulled on a nightdress, having just finished a shower and subsequently drying off. She poked her head out of his room to find him on the couch, looking sullen, and she felt all the more sheepish. Maybe he's upset? About what, she's not sure, but it might have to do with his continued arrangement of sleeping on the couch. That just made it the perfect time to speak up, then.

"You know, Tetsuo, I've been thinking."
lasthungrywolf: Tetsuo's embarrassed but tries to laugh it off (Bashful Laugh)

[personal profile] lasthungrywolf 2019-10-05 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The game he'd been playing waited for a prompt as he sat there, his attention obviously elsewhere, with an uncommon scowl on his face. He'd been playing the game to take his mind off of things, but thinking about Fatima was hard to shake, once it started. The way she helped out around his place despite his insisting she really didn't need to was touching; so was how comfortable she seemed to have become, not minding if he saw her in just her night dress... which was also pretty distracting, in itself, the way it subtly showcased her figure.

Tetsuo was so absorbed in his train of thought that he nearly jumped when she spoke, eyes widening for a moment--and taking in the sight of her briefly, before he caught himself. He huffed and laughed sheepishly, ruffling his hair with one hand the way he always did when he was flustered, and blushing visibly.

"E-eeh..? Oh, hey, what's, uh.. what's on yer mind, Miss Fatima?"

Whatever she wanted to talk about, he was pretty sure he just had to play it cool and make certain not to stare any more than he already had.
shadowfrost: (That's cute)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2019-10-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
She tilted her head to the side as she considered his reaction. Perhaps he really was just lost in thought? Maybe it had nothing to do with her after all? It wouldn't be the first time she overthought something. While she didn't smile just yet, she did visibly relax.

"Well, I feel like I'm taking up so much of your personal space lately. It'd probably be easier on you if I was in a different room, right?"

Slowly, a smile crept onto her face, but it was the awkward sort most people make when broaching a potentially embarrassing subject.
Edited 2019-10-20 02:30 (UTC)
lasthungrywolf: Tetsuo grinning like a dork (Doofy Grin)

[personal profile] lasthungrywolf 2019-10-22 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Tetsuo blinked, just looking puzzled, and scratched the back of his head.

"...huh..?"

He blinked again, then grinned that great big grin of his.

"Eheheh, r-really, y'ain't gotta worry 'bout it, Miss Fatima! I don't mind makin' room for ya! ...an' I ain't really got another room cleaned up 'nough ta put ya in there..."

He messed with his hair absentmindedly. He was trying to be a good host and friend (and not let on what else he might think about), but obviously he was missing something, right? He gave her a more pensive look after a second.

"E- oi, if uh... if y'ain't comfortable stayin' in.. yanno, a guy's room an' ev'rythin', I can, uh... I can try an' get another room t'gether for ya! Tho it's gonna take me a lil' while ta make it okay for ya..."
maximumer: (Default)

Broly: BR | Dragon Ball | m/f

[personal profile] maximumer 2019-09-16 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's not only descended from an alien warrior race, but he's also a rare, mutant prodigy. Also buff and tall as all hell. ]
thatsamora: (hay gurrl.)

Morane Soraya | OC | f/f

[personal profile] thatsamora 2019-09-16 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Mora here is human, just magically enhanced. Info's in her journal if you're curious. There are quite a few sentient non-humans in her world, and plenty that she wouldn't hesitate to enter the Bone Zone with. Ladies only.]
strongestcoward: (Show me something.)

Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater | OTA

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2019-09-16 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ A demon god with a whole bunch of weird, funky powers and a tendency to change shape based on his mood. He also makes strange critters with his mind. ]
heirtrigger: (Is that so?)

Maratris Belloth | Original | f/f

[personal profile] heirtrigger 2019-09-16 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A tiefling, albeit with a few more fiendish features in tow than the average sort. Info is here, available as either a clumsy, easily flustered rookie or with a considerable amount of experience. ]
westwing: (Default)

beast | beauty and the beast | m/f

[personal profile] westwing 2019-09-16 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
bringerofdemons: (♈Just a LITTLE longer)

[personal profile] bringerofdemons 2019-09-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
((Up for any options. She's pretty forward and aggressive and being pretty much engineered she can take big sizes as well.))
attackpatternbattista: (Default)

Delia Battista | Star Trek OC | OTA

[personal profile] attackpatternbattista 2019-09-16 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
(She's an Orion)

Re: Delia Battista | Star Trek OC | OTA

[personal profile] hangingontight 2019-09-17 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[If you feel like continuing from the last thread, we could play a little with the difference between their views of sex or their difference in culture with sex being a common bonding point. Also open to suggestions!]
attackpatternbattista: (Casual - Impressed? I knew you would be.)

Re: Delia Battista | Star Trek OC | OTA

[personal profile] attackpatternbattista 2019-09-17 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
(Or a little of both, just need to decide the scenario or meeting place for this one, hmmm.

also will be slow: up this early because I gotta get going for work in about an hour.)

Re: Delia Battista | Star Trek OC | OTA

[personal profile] hangingontight 2019-09-19 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm. Well I guess it depends. I'm thinking the starting point should be either on Earth at some kind of rave or celebration or in Space either on a craft headed for Delia's cohorts at a colony or at the colony itself. Somewhere that directly puts them in each other's world.]
hiltja: (as daylight broke i saw the earth.)

Hilda | Pokemon | M/F

[personal profile] hiltja 2019-09-16 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 18+ only. She's post-BW2 and 18. ]

Cheryl Tunt | Archer | OTA

[personal profile] emotionalviolence 2019-09-16 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ canonical AU edition also available: [personal profile] likeafour ]
bringerofdemons: (♈Just a LITTLE longer)

Ryoko Hakubi| Tenchi Muyo| M/F

[personal profile] bringerofdemons 2019-09-17 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
((Species all on her being engineered with inhumane strength. Been around the galaxy enough for various space booty calls and can take some pretty big sizes.))
ourheartsarecompatible: (Default)

Simon | Detroit: Become Human | OTA

[personal profile] ourheartsarecompatible 2019-09-19 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
[A domestic caretaker android designed for adaptability to most situations.]
gemagus: (Default)

Rin Tohsaka | Fate/Stay Night | OTA

[personal profile] gemagus 2019-09-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Open to assumed CR and AUs. Rin is as human as human can be. ]