bakerstreet | The Unorthodox Fight Meme

The Unorthodox Fight Meme!

Sometimes you just want to fight, but who wants bloodshed? Well sometimes you can have your cake and eat it too! Or throw it in somebody's face, whatever rocks your boat. Welcome to the unorthodox fight meme! A meme dedicated to battles of snow balls, pies, and pillows! Simply post with your character, name your prefs if any, and respond to others too! It's that simple! If you don't want to choose a type of fight, feel free to use RNG!

Prompts

#1 Pie Fight: It's as classic comedy as it gets! Throw a custard pie in someone's face! Here's a few more! We've got all kinds of pies here, just make sure to play nice!

#2 Pillow Fight: Hey, sometimes it's fun to whack your friend with a pillow when you're having a sleepover. Sometimes it's even more fun to have an all out war where pillows and feathers and foam is flying everywhere!

#2 Water Fight: Water guns, water balloons, splashing, dunking, pushing into the pool, this fight is all about getting wet!

#4 Mud Wrestling: Sticky, slippery, clumps everywhere, and getting very, very dirty! It's mud wrestling!

#5 Dodge Ball: Balls are flying everywhere! The school yard is a war zone! It's DODGEBALL! Are you in the corner hiding? Out on the front lines throwing balls? Hoarding balls for your team? Is there a team? IT'S DODGE BALL!

#6 Paintball: Some people take their paintball gunning very seriously, others treat it like a messier version of water gun fights. Are you a sniper? A grunt with buckets of paint? A crazy man with a mop? It's simulated war!

#7 Laser Tag: Some people prefer to keep themselves clean while playing a game of simulated warfare. It's dark, there's techno music playing, there's little kids screaming battle cries, it's laser tag!

#8 Snowball Fight: Possibly the most classic unorthodox fight of them all! Snow can be used as your own fortress, your battlefield, your ammo, perhaps you're with a group that takes their snowball fights so seriously they've built a snow catapult! What's this? A snow plow? Whatever level of snowball fight you have from a lone snowball thrown at a friend, to an all out war across town, it's a snowball fight everyone!

#9 Food Fight: Not to be confused with your comedic pie fights, food fights are more of an all out battle of chaos where all manner of food is flying every which way! Mashed potatoes, creamed corn, jello-o, peanut butter sandwiches, even watermelon and ham steaks are fair game in a food fight!

#10 Wild Card: Did I miss a fight you'd like to do? Feel free to wild card it in, and maybe the next time this meme comes around it'll get added in! Do you want to mix and match your fights so you're having a food fight in the snow? Or a pie fight in the middle of a laser tag? THE FIGHT IS ON!

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[Yes please to food fights! Ukyo will keep cooking and providing ammo, and possibly catapulting raw batter at people with her spatula. Open to other kinds of fights too!]

[Blue Team captain, hell yeah!! If teams are involved, anyway. 1v1 him, fight with him against npcs, mix and match, etc. He was born for this.

Also available in proper samurai flavour @

vengaboy.]

[He's... really not sure why he's here. Probably because someone dragged him into this by throwing something at him.]

[6 or 7 would be perfect for this archer.]

[I'm fine with any of them. If it's a snowball fight, dodgeball, or even a pillow fight, she's probably going to put way too much effort into throwing anything.]

[Sure, it's unusual, but a fight's a fight!]

[To be honest, he's probably going to be dragged into these as opposed to instigating them.]

[Ace has a pillow in his hands, and he's attempting a strike from behind. He walks quietly at first, and goes into a dead run and jumps, attempting to elevate himself enough for a good shot.

Sorry, Jinbei. You're a good guy, but all's fair in a pillow fight.]

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*PILLOW is full of feathers, what.

burnt_offering - 2019-09-21 03:29 (UTC) - Expand

[Just don't challenge him to a water fight, because you will lose.]

(ooohhhh man so there was an unfinished episode where zim and tak were gonna compete in like a SIR unit battle arena with gir and mimi? we could use that as a setup? or something else if you prefer? i'm honestly down for whatever you are!)

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Stat and Character Sheet

[Yes to all. If it's a food fight, if any sweets or cakes end up on the floor, you might catch him surreptitiously scooping up the occasional bite.]

[ Oh god she's competitive. Good luck. ]

Edited 2019-09-11 01:20 (UTC)

[Oh god yes please to any of them. Bonus for any of the above coming with a side of actual magic or combat skills being used because he is a filthy cheater who will think nothing of doing that; otoh I'm happy to leave it out for a good old-fashioned wacky throwdown!]

[Ace doesn't realize yet that there's a food fight in process. He's found the food, sure, but he thinks it's all for him. So he's perfect for a very cheap shot while he stuffs his face with mashed potatoes and meat.]