everything and nothing texting

[sokye]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old-fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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shen jiu / svsss

[xiaojiu]

rakel told me to do it, lmao

[heavenly_pillar]

Did you really think that changing your number would be enough to get rid of me?

asdf oh bless this is going to be a disaster

[xiaojiu]

[ shit.

he is almost tempted to toss his phone into the nearest river. (he still might after this conversation.) ]

Who told you? [ he needs to do a murder. ]

how many disaster threads with different characters can we have before we're cut off

[heavenly_pillar]

Now why would I simply give away a prime piece of information like that?

Are you going to tell me something good in return?

[ He is absolutely not going to rat out his source. (It's probably one of his wives, lbr.) ]

too many

[xiaojiu]

Aren't you growing bored of this, Luo Binghe?

I won't be caught by you.

NO SUCH THING

[heavenly_pillar]

Do you really think you've escaped until now because I've been unable to catch you?

Don't try to convince me into boredom, Shen Qingqiu.

Once I'm bored, the game will be over, and I will not be the one who has lost.

[xiaojiu]

[ he... won't like the answer, but he still has to ask— ]

Is there a point to any of this? [ he would rather die than be caught by him at this rate. wretched fiend. ]

[heavenly_pillar]

Do you really have to ask?

You are many despicable things, but stupid is not one of them.

[xiaojiu]

I only find your obsession with me quite laughable.

Pathetic.

[ stop digging yourself a bigger hole to fall into, shen jiu!! ]

[heavenly_pillar]

[ The bigger the hole, the more satisfying the crunch when his body hits the bottom... ]

I'm merely returning a favor. Was Shen Qingqiu not the same? Singling me out time and again for dangerous or thankless tasks, trying to send me down incorrect paths, encouraging others to join in on your treatment... that was all simply the beginning for you.

If I'm pathetic for being obsessed with you, how pathetic is the one who was obsessed with me first?

[xiaojiu]

[ he won't give him the satisfaction of killing him. ]

Don't think yourself so special.

You weren't the only one I "singled out", but you certainly are the most irritating.

[heavenly_pillar]

What a coincidence. I could say EXACTLY the same for you.

Breed enough vengeful spirits, and eventually one of them will come back with sufficient power to haunt you. Or did you think you were a mighty enough cultivator that such a thing was impossible? You truly are the very model of arrogance.

[xiaojiu]

[ he doesn't have to listen to this! because it's all too true ]

Have you said your piece, Luo Binghe?

If so, then we are done here. [ he is 100% tossing this phone. ]

[heavenly_pillar]

Are you planning on changing numbers again? Perhaps even changing phones entirely?

It won't work any better than it has before.

[xiaojiu]

You're right. It will be a waste of my time and energy. I'll just block you.

[heavenly_pillar]

A better solution in the short term, perhaps.

But.

Do remember not to bore me, Shizun.

[xiaojiu]

I am not here to entertain you. Not a trinket or a pet.

[heavenly_pillar]

You're not still alive for any other reason.

[xiaojiu]

[ the infuriating thing is that he knows it's true. it's both disconcerting and grating, and he has zero tolerance for it. ]

I would sooner kill myself than die by your hands. [ JUST SO WE'RE FUCKING CLEAR. ]

[heavenly_pillar]

Then I wonder how long you will risk holding out for.

If I must settle for desecrating your corpse, so be it.

[ He says that, but if he doesn't get the pleasure of capturing, torturing, and killing Shen Qingqiu with his own two hands, he's going to be very pissed. ]

[xiaojiu]

[ he knows which is why he said that. 🖕🖕 ]

It's the only thing you can settle for if you don't keep your distance from me.

[ so like, kindly fuck off?????? ]

[heavenly_pillar]

Fine. I can continue to take or ruin everything you ever cared even a little bit for without laying a finger on you.

[ Torture doesn't need to be physical.

He also suspects Shen Qingqiu doesn't have the guts to kill himself, but if he's drawing this out anyway, he might as well humor his old teacher in the meantime. ]

[xiaojiu]

[ don't! test!! him!!!

ideally, he would prefer not to die though. ]

Such as?

[ you have already ruined him enough. what more can you possibly do to him without bringing physical harm to his body? ]

[heavenly_pillar]

[ Well he should have thought about that beforehand when he was abusing The Luo Binghe. ]

You are not yet the only member of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect still standing.

[ The ladies aren't counted because they're all lying... in bed, with him. ]

[xiaojiu]

[ he wasn't even abusing him that badly. what a weaksauce. ]

Do whatever you want. I don't care.

[ that! is!! a!!! lie!!!! he cares about one person there. kind of. maybe. sort of. not really. ]