1. I forgot a bra so I just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked. 2. You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite. 3. I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever 4. man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking hit everything with your weapon while angry 5. You were more fun when you had morals. 6. I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity 7. Yes but I said "let's get a droid" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening 8. I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out 9. [text her]
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bakerstreet2019-09-06 03:54 pm
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2. You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
3. I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
4. man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking hit everything with your weapon while angry
5. You were more fun when you had morals.
6. I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
7. Yes but I said "let's get a droid" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
8. I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
9. [text her]
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i think we can make an exception
let’s draw on his face
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Give me the pen.
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or is it because ben’s the drunk human
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he’s just drunk, not cut himself with his own lightsaber or something
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Has he done that before?
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and he wasn’t even drunk so
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but you should ask him
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