aww, she looks just like you!

[blacklisle]

accidental child acquisition meme

For all your "whoops I guess I have a kid now?" needs. Did you always want to be a parent? Did you swear you'd never ever be a parent? Doesn't matter now.

Possible scenarios include, but are not limited to:

• Left on your doorstep with a tearjerking note
• Wandering around unsupervised
• Entrusted to you by a friend/stranger/enemy
• Has apparently adopted YOU
• Product of your past indiscretions
• Product of your PARENTS' past indiscretions
• Summoned from another dimension
• Rescued from a mad scientist's lab

The kid in question can be whatever character tags yours, or you can enlist that character to help you wrangle your new NPC rugrat. Suit yourselves. Have fun!

Comments

mary lennox | the secret garden

[abitofearth]

[ +1 child for aquiring. ]

Grand Admiral Thrawn | Star Wars

[admiralchiss]

[Sure, why not.]

Basil Hallward || The Picture of Dorian Gray || M/M*

[toomuchofmyself]

{In the 1945 film adaptation of the book, Basil Hallward is raising his sister's orphaned daughter Gladys . An inexplicable narrative decision, but it gave me some Feels. *Obviously, Basil is entirely gay, but Gladys needs a mom so he might in need of a very understanding beard lady.}

not a child... but.

[ragetti]

[ He's definitely following the well off looking gent around. Maybe he wants to rob him... or sumfin. Maybe Ragetti's just lost! ]

laura | xmcu

[beclawed]

[ slightly feral child needs an understanding home. ]

[scalesandsecrets]

[Mystique has a terrible track record with kids but this could be interesting?]

damian wayne | dc

[bloodson]

( an absolute nightmare of a child. )

[dontcallmejay]

[....lmao, so. What if Talia and Jason had Damian instead of Talia and Bruce? *cough*]

Sherlock Holmes || Sherlock BBC

[desecrated]

[suitable for accidental parenting despite probably pretty much every other adult that knows him being absolutely horrified, not that he'd hurt a child but he's more like a child himself. Shenanigans?]

Flower Kid ♣ Smile For Me ♣ OTA

[trust_a_florist]

[enjoy your new mute child.]

Lan Sizhui | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

[sizhui]

ooc: The child. Lost his family twice as a toddler.

[inquiryguqin]

[Whatever Lan Sizhui is up to...a white hare hopped over crossing his path near his foot. The hare's fur is white as fresh as fallen snow during Gusu's winters, and also a trademark of Lan Wangji's rabbits that he's raising in the gardens of Cloud Recesses. His rabbits can be strayed just about everywhere.

The hare strayed far from the main group from the garden, nibbling at the grass, and hops over in close proximity to him sniffing here and there.

Not too far off, Lan Wanji is playing a slow song on his guqin in the garden where his prized rabbits gather.]

Xiao Xingchen | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

[stardustdaozhang]

ooc: Adopter. He does that.

Paris | Fate/Grand Order

[appleofdiscourse]

[he's technically not a kid, but...]

[(apollo in sheep form included)]

Child!Rolo | Code Geass

[littlescorpion]

(adopt a little baby assassin?)

Thancred Waters | Final Fantasy XIV

[bendacht]

(the adopter)

Shigaraki Tomura | My Hero Academia

[wincon]

[either, really. this would be interesting with an eri (or just coming by a kid under similar circumstances...); optionally, i have a tenko account and we can pull some early, early canon divergence or de-aging quirk fuckery... the works!]

[liquidbaby]

((how about a 5yo catholic murder baby?))

Horatio Hornblower | Hornblower

[midship]

[fun fact: he was built to be a dad]

[betteralready]

[Consider: Selkies.

Should it be Elliot or some other bab they encountered before him other than Henry)?]

Daisy Johnson • Agents of Shield • OTA

[recruited_hacktivist]

[Can be the adopter. Or y'know, someone could take in a little girl who quakes the world.]

rachel roth | titans

[suppressible]

[ lonely child seeking acceptance. ]

Shouta Aizawa/Eraserhead | My Hero Academia/BNHA

[threatens_expulsion]

[Can be an actual human child or another kitty baby that Shouta's acquired.]

ooc

[chocorune]

[I can offer one headstrong girl that is most likely wandering around on her own.]

Loki | Thor: Tales of Asgard

[quiet_mischief]

[Well...]

The Fox { Pincocchio Opera }

[elavolpe]

jill valentine | resident evil | ota

[torsion]

[ The awkward aunt that's gonna teach you how to stab (...better?) or the waifu when you find a dog, I guess. Jamjar situations and no helpless children, please. I just don't find that fun to play out. ]

Poison Ivy | DC

[leavesof3]

[She's taken in children before, and would do so again.]

jessica jones | mcu

[underachievement]

[ You live with her now. She's your dad. ]

[ripefruit]

[ Wanna adopt a teenager or nope? Fine either way. ]

elektra natchios | marvel 616

[complexities]

[This happens so much it turned into a movie plot aka she'll be the adopter.]

Loki | MCU | OTA

[cuttingremark]

[Probably the parent]

[buildallthethings]

[Thoughts on OCs/techie kid somehow attaching xemselves to Loki? Xey're from a superhero setting, so could easily slot them in to Marvel; possibly he's looking in to something/gotten in trouble and xey're in a position where he needs xem?]

joel | the last of us | ota

[antifungi]

[ (1) murder dad, free to a good home ]