New meme who dis?

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[unstallioned]

[ Sometimes you just have to show competitive jackasses who's better because it's clearly you! ]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ Yeah but you don't try to fight, say, Yue Qingyuan like this! ]

[unstallioned]

[ He at least has the good sense to pine for Shen Qingqiu from afar, and not try to make any moves (where Luo Binghe can see them)! And also, isn't a competitive jackass who needs to be put in his place! ]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ Binghe, here you are, defending your husband from his accidental harem, he has no idea you're even doing it... ]

[unstallioned]

[ Of course! Can't let all those men with bad intentions take advantage of his poor Shizun!! ]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ You realise that they say the same thing about you, right

Besides which men? What bad intentions? He can take care of himself and keep his monogamy intact quite easily, thank you! You jealous black sheep, come here, let him coax you awy from a pissing contest no one really needs to stand facing the wind for-- ]

[unstallioned]

[ He's not taking advantage, that's the difference! is it though, Binghe?

Shizun doesn't notice anything, so any one of them can slip in close to him undetected until it's too late!! He's defending you, Shizun, don't stop him!! ]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ Is it really, Binghe?

Binghe, literally only you slipped in close and tried to eat him up, and look how many times that kicked you in the face before you finally learned the best way to stop threatening your shizun and just find common grounds and something less like all-consuming, controlling, possessiveness! No regressing, please! There's no need! He loves you, and it's not like he's a harem protagonist! ]

[unstallioned]

[ ... d e t a i l s

> it's not like he's a harem protagonist!

Isn't he though.

Isn't he. ]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ he doesn't know he's a harem protagonist, okay! he's not literally married to hundreds of women! sleeping with hundreds more than that! ]

[unstallioned]

[ And all the better that he doesn't need to find out! ]