Again, NOTHING SEXTUAL.

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Arya Stark | asoiaf modern | ota

[wolf_blood]

[whateveraspidercan]

Happy surprise day!

[wolf_blood]

If you're going to make every tuesday surprise day, I am going to put it on my calendar.

[whateveraspidercan]

Not all of them are super big though

[wolf_blood]

I don't care about that

don't tell but the best part is thinking about you sitting somewhere thinking about me.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well you might be pleased to know I do that all the time

Sometimes even when my clothes are on

[wolf_blood]

I am definitely pleased to know that

[whateveraspidercan]

This time I'm inviting you on a formal date!

Surprise!

[wolf_blood]

okay yeah I'm definitely surprised

define formal?

[whateveraspidercan]

As in we are formally going on a date and not just hanging out and deciding to do something together

This is a Date

[wolf_blood]

Capitalized and all. Alright. Anything else I should know?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes there are probably several things you should know

But I'm not going to tell you any of them

[wolf_blood]

...

I'm not sure I like that but I am impressed.

[whateveraspidercan]

It's going to be so much more fun for you if it's all a surprise

[wolf_blood]

Well, I trust you. Do I get to know what time I should be ready? And what exactly ready should mean in this instance?