bakerstreet | The Just Do It Meme (or the Shameless Smut Meme)

the JUST DO IT meme

(or the SHAMELESS SMUT meme)
The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room ♥heart-shaped♥. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.
And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to have sex with them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.

Let's be real. Sometimes, you just want to play smut. Good old Porn Without Plot has a certain appeal, right? Other times, you just want to throw two characters together, but you're worried about how they would actually get to the deed or if they would even do it. Well, this meme takes out all the hassle. Let's indulge in some shameless smut.

HOW IT GOES DOWN:
- Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have somewhere in the comment.
- Others will respond.
- Your characters, no matter what they would usually do or if they even know each other, will have the burning desire to screw the other's brains out.
- ~~There is no thirteenth floor. There is no Miss Zarves.~~ There is no RNG.
- Have fun.

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[ underage (17 years old) character. ]

ooc: would you be interested in a post-change bella au scene?

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[ooc: Storybrooke or Fairy Tale Land versions available.]

[ Alice is practically prancing around the room, feelings of impatience and well, need coursing through her. And each time she casts her gaze towards Jasper, it only gets worse. Of course, she doesn't try to hide the way she feels, coyly trying to get his attention without interrupting whatever it is he's doing at the moment.]

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Time is never on their side, but Anakin has made time enough for Padmé, eking out every minute of his furlough. Before their parting that afternoon, Obi-Wan had offhandedly reminded his former apprentice to meditate. And he is, really, perfectly content to meditate on his wife's lips, on her soft skin and how good it feels to have her in his arms again.

There were times in any man's social life when one had to chose between actively prodding sloppy drunks into embarrassing themselves, or sitting back and watching the inevitable happen. Reno normally was a proactive kind of guy who was more ten willing to give whatever prod or nudge was required to see someone make an absolute ass out of themselves in a room full of people.

Tonight though he might have felt a bit lazy. Which was why he'd found a comfortable couch upon which to sit, prop one boot up against the accompanying table and watch. Of course the fresh glass of whiskey in his hand didn't hurt his mood at all. Even though the interior was dark what light broke through illuminated the crowd enough for him to keep an eye out for anything interesting.

While Reynard could get drunk and as a result of that also rather stupid - betting body parts on a chess game when he was sloshed really had not been a smart move - he was generally still in control of himself. In control enough to have fun with those less in control, at least.

Getting the fight started had been fun, but he had no interest of actually fighting in it, so he took an opportunity to duck away to the side and thus noticed the couch. And the man who sat on it, yes, he definitely noticed him.

Reynard walked over casually and sat down next to the man as if the space had been saved up for him.

"Waiting on something?"

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/sneaks back here

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/returns forever late

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/loves anyway

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/loves faster this time

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ooo baby!

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You are looking quite good, professor.

[Inside the room, Lunamaria has already laid on top of the bed, clad in her class uniform. She was better than this, usually not willing to do this, but curiosity would not go away. She had to find out for herself.]

How are you feeling?