NO PANCAKES AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE

[socktasm]

IT’S THE WAFFLE HOUSE MEME

WHAT IS IT
It's like the Denny's meme but more southern.

Welcome to the waffle house meme. What is Waffle House, you say? It's a breakfast based chain found mostly in the southeastern US. It's like Denny's, but smaller and Generally, there are only very specific situations and times you go to the waffle house. Going outside these times causes a rift in reality so I wouldn't suggest it.


PROMTS

8 AM: Why the hell are you in Waffle House during breakfast? No one actually eats here for breakfast. You're probably alone except for an old man in the corner with a "VIETNAM VETERAN" baseball cap and a dip cup. At least the coffee is fresh.

12 PM: You're hungover, no doubt about it. Probably everyone else in here is too, including the cook. Order three orders of hashbrowns scattered, chunked, and covered and pray god no one decides to put techno on the jukebox again.

7 PM: You've just pulled off the highway and this is the only thing you've seen for miles, besides some suspect fried chicken places. Someone's put 2 hours worth of 90s country on the jukebox, but it's Garth Brooks so it'll be okay. Order the pecan pie, because you deserve this.

11 PM: You're here for lack of anything else to do, let's be honest. Maybe the party ended too early, or you got off work, or you needed a pee break reeeaalllly bad. Maybe you're having a nervous breakdown. Someone probably just put Don't Stop Belivin' on the jukebox and everyone is screeching along. Eat your goddamn pecan waffle and participate.

3 AM: You're wasted, or you're the DD for the night. Either way, you're here because someone is blitzed. The only people in here that aren't drunk are the staff and like, three truckers. It doesn't matter what you eat because you won't taste it anyway.

Comments

Prodigy/David Alleyne - Marvel-616 - OTA

[helpdesk_hero]

[speed_of_snark]

Here you are. The question is why.

Speed/Tommy Shepard - Marvel 616 - OTA

[doubled_speed]

alec lightwood, shadowhunters.

[strictum]

[untangle]

"...You know, you should actually try the food here sometime." Granted, he might have, sometime when Stiles hadn't seen him there, but every time he's come in, there's only coffee on the other teenager's table.

"It's not bad."

Wrench | FX Fargo | OTA

[wwrench]

Tulip O'Hare (AMC Preacher)

[boo_berry]

[Its the only thing open!

M/F for ships, OTA for gen/cast.

S4 teasers not a factor.]

Sookie Stackhouse | Southern Vampire Mysteries | OTA

[wordaday]

[arosetowar]

[what is a waffle house

this is a learning experience]

Peter B. Parker | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

[peteredout]

izumi saito ( original ) m/m for shipping

[umbel]

shinsou hitoshi, my hero academia.

[enslaver]

Harry Flynn | Uncharted | OTA

[noterrol]

Musashi Miyamoto | Fate/Grand Order | OTA

[udonist]

[awwww yes it's always a good sign when the latest parallel world she's wandered into has these places!]

Will Byers | Stranger Things | ota

[deadboywalking]

Elena | Final Fantasy VII

[petitepistol]

 

Mercy | Overwatch | OTA

[healingbeam]

[Open to most things!]

i don't really have icons of Strike Commander!Jack so please use your imagination

[tacticalvisor]

[There's something to be said about after-emergency-Waffle-House. It's like getting shawarma after you finish saving the world or something. Nonetheless, guess what strike team basically got themselves hauled there by their commander after their latest skirmish?

(Hint; it's Angela's.)

And maybe they're basically being given free food for their work but that just means Jack's taking care of the tip but either way please keep the coffee coming he needs it that can't be a healthy amount he's consuming maybe someone should step in]

steve rogers (au) | mcu

[unspangled]

[ info in journal. ]

[woundedwinter]

((ooc: I really dig your AU take on Steve - I can offer Bucky here if you like? I do have a couple other MCUs in the form of Clint and Coulson as well))

David Haller | (FXs) Legion | OTA

[subpersonas]

[wwrench]

[I don't know why I'm accidentally clicking the wrong things on this damn website all the time, but hover panels appear out of nowhere and trip me out. If you get a couple messages about that, my apologies. I keep meaning to watch Legion but haven't started on it yet, but from one Hawley-iteration to another, I was trying to think of a way to smush them together. LOL.]

captain jack harkness | whoniverse.

[category]

Re: captain jack harkness | whoniverse.

[radical_hacker]

[These two meeting mostly amuses the heck out of me! So super perky grad student/freelance white hat hacker tracking the same thing as Jack for modern AU? She's now in her 20s.]

Amanda O'Neill | Little Witch Academia

[witchwithoutacause]

Anthony J. Crowley || Good Omens (tv)

[mafia_queen]

(waffling over waffles.)

Rally Vincent | Gunsmith Cats

[gun_cata]

Illya Kuryakin | TMFU

[notsochillya]

[ He didn't expect to celebrate his birthday here during a mission work but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

To be fair, he didn't tell anyone that it's today. ]

Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) | DC Comics | OTA

[before_oracle]

[dontcallmejay]

At least Jason removed the hood, but the rest of his blood-tinged clothes are still in place: the leather gloves, the jacket, the boots. He doesn't look wholly out of place--it's a Waffle House in Gotham, after all--but still. The waitress doesn't look happy to have to swing by Barbara's table now that she has a (unwanted?) guest joining her.

"Fancy meeting you here, Red." A grin. "Slow night?"

Tsubomi Hanasaki | Heartcatch Pretty Cure | OTA

[bag_has_snapped]

[This is not healthy, it’s late at night on a school night and she’s munching on waffles WHY?!]

Penelope Garcia l Criminal Minds

[bauoracle]

[Its the only thing open!]

aaaaaahhhhh penelope is my fave in cm

[clairsentience]

[ The last thing anyone probably expects when they're trying to get their chow on is to have someone slide into the opposite side of their booth. But, well, here we are. Some short dude who looks like he could be a teenager (he's not, ugh), dashing right into the nearest booth with someone totally alone, and that someone is one (1) Penelope Garcia. Sorry, girl.

He's sinking into the seat, breathing a little hard. ]

Okay-- uh-- sorry, look, could you just laugh and pretend you know me for two minutes? Just two minutes, and I'll be out of your face.

[ Hello, Penelope, meet Wēi. Wēi has a problem standing right outside. A tall black woman who's pointing at her eyes and pointing right at him knowingly. There isn't any malice in it, but it's pretty damn obvious he's trying to get away from her. ]