/Siri voice

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Verstael Besithia • Final Fantasy XV

[iheartdaemons]

[misfires welcome.]

;3;

[ultravires]

Permit me to ask a question, perhaps one so inappropriate that it may very well shatter our delicate agreement.

Noctis | FFXV

[royalvessel]

( ota, cross-canon/medium welcome! )

Because Emet would have a cellphone, hell he probably has FIVE

[sadlonelyspires]

Oh, what you don't realize, Warrior of Light is that I am going to -play- you like a violin and you are going to die a thousand -deaths-, screaming my name

gwen wynne-york | original

[trouvaille]

( m/f, f/f, misfires a-ok. )

ambrose spellman ( chilling adventures of sabrina )

[necromantiae]

harley quinn | dc

[nutso]

[venomiss]

I miss your face between my legs.

esme frost | the gifted

[quintuplet]

[ alternatively: stepfordcuckoo ]

emma frost | x-men

[diamondized]

laura kinney | x-men

[0023]

axel / lea ( kingdom hearts )

[flamesilocks]

( misfires welcome. ota. )

[watersacrificed]

[..Okay, she can do this...she can do this.]

Hey, are you busy?

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M

[littleredridingstiles]

link | botw | m/m

[couragelink]

peter parker . mcu . m/m

[millennialspidey]

misfire

[mrmom]

[IMAGE]

shit i didn't mean to send that
i was thinking about it but i didnt mean to DO IT

[Yeah he's just gonna die now. At least it wasn't his dick.]

Cindy Aurum | Final Fantasy XV | f/f

[heyallyall]

[lottiedah]

Ciiiiindy~~

Are you freee??? I have an emergency~

jesse mccree | overwatch | m/m

[flashbanged]

prompto argentum | ffxv | m/m

[heartfought]

link | breath of the wild | ota

[sheikahslates]

Carol Danvers | MCU

[protectoroftheskies]

[25+ genuine; OTA misfires.]

yennefer de vengerberg | witcher

[silnawola]

[thechancellor]

Did you know that if you text my name three times and spin around in a circle I will appear in your bedroom and have incredible, mind-blowing sex with you?

Matt Murdock | Netflix Marvel

[lawyerbyday]

[Someone's going to have to find a program for him that makes his reader voice on his phone sexier. It's confusing when Siri reads court documents and then tells him dirty things.

OTA for this one. Cast/crosscanon welcome. Misfires and intentional welcome. Come at him.]

[finsandfeet]

[ Forget Siri. Ariel is going to give Matt a call directly. Mostly because while magic helps her talk to humans, it never gave her the ability to read and she's still working on that. ]

Hello, Matt?

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | M/F

[assholic]

[Open to cast/crosscanon/other super types. No Kilgraves. Misfires and intentional are a go.]

oops

[kitchenprayer]

{ Her phone will buzz at about midnight, and he speaks with confidence in the empty space of his office where Karen and Foggy have long gone home. }

I can't get you out of my head.

You or your ass.

Mulan | Once Upon A Time

[woman_warrior]

Lorna Dane | The Gifted | OTA

[polecontrol]

Kara Danvers | Supergirl | OTA

[el_heir]

bobbi morse | mcu: aos

[covertness]

[ m/f pref. crosscanon + wider mcu loved ]

ava dickson | original

[groundwork]

[ some info in journal but tl;dr sexting after the zombie apocalypse, why not ]