WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON

[dousing]

THE VERY BEST AT BEING BAD MEME You're tired of being a goody-two shoes. It's time to join the mob! That's right, time to join the world of organized crime. Whether you're mafioso, yakuza, triad, something entirely different - you're in for a treat. It doesn't matter what family you're in, what side you're on, what your end goals are, things are going to be wild, dirty, and violent all along the way. Maybe you survive, maybe you don't. Maybe people you care about don't. Maybe you need to get revenge. Whatever. The world is your oyster.

RANK/JOB 1. BIG BOSS It's you, the one everyone looks to. Everyone has to listen to your orders or they'll meet a swift end. Try not to be too cruel. 2. RIGHT HAND MAN You're the trusted second to the boss. Are you happy with your position? Do you want to take over the family? Do your best. 3. BODYGUARD Self explanatory. Keep your boss (or whoever they tell you to) from dying. Or getting arrested, probably. Do you need to kill someone? Better make it clean. 4. RANK AND FILE Any other position. Treasurer, gun runner, enforcer, whatever. Maybe if you're good, you'll move up the ranks. 5. CIVILIAN You're not in the mob, but maybe they're leaning on you for protection money. Or you're dating someone in the mob. Wow, that boss is cute. Maybe you're a doctor paid off by the mob under the table. 6. POLICE Whether you're a corrupt cop being paid off or someone that really wants to put them away or even a rookie trying to make their name with a big collar, we have you covered. Do what you want, we're not the cops--shit, wait, we ARE the cops. SCENARIOS 1. JOB WELL DONE Everything went great on your last mission! It's time to celebrate, probably with lots of booze. 2. JOB GONE WRONG Don't tell the boss, but nothing went right. Simmons was shot, we lost the cargo, and we almost got collared. Actually, do tell the boss about the cargo so no one thinks you stole it. 3. BUSTED Hope you enjoy prison because you just got caught and you're probably going to prison for tax evasion. 4. PUT OUT A HIT The current mission is: kill someone that did the family wrong. Can you do that? Can you escape if a hit is put out on you? Why is this done on a buddy system, anyway? 5. DOWN TIME Look, even crime families have time off. Hanging out, pretending to do real paperwork, actually doing real paperwork, whatever it is, it's not outright action-packed villainy. 6. LET'S GET DANGEROUS Any big-time jobs lately? Arson, making a statement to another family? All-out war? Damn, you've been busy. 7. BLENDING IN Let no one say the mob are heartless! Are you throwing a big party to show off your charity for the little people? Giving money to local kids? Making people put dates on milk bottles? 8. OVERTHROW It's time for new boss, same as the old boss. Do you get them put in prison? Kill them? Do you manage to get away with it or are YOU the one getting sent up the river? 9. A DEATH IN THE FAMILY Someone important to all of you has died. Did your boss pass away? Was the second-in-command murdered? How's the funeral? Do you need to get revenge? 10. ON THE HUNT Stop right there, it's the fuzz! You've been hunting this big fish for years, and now you think you've finally got something to get them put away for good. Go get 'em, slugger! As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

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michael corleone, the godfather.

[sacrilege]

[ OH YOU KNOW....... ]

Dickie || Set the Thames on Fire || M/M

[prettydolly]

[ Dickie is a right hand man and one naughty, naughty girl. ]

kiritsugu emiya » fate/zero

[originbullets]

( an fbi plant. given how shady he is in general, you'd likely never be able to tell. m/f for shipping?? )

[watersacrificed]

[ooc: hmm...Aqua as the right hand man, celebrating with Kiritsugu over a job well done.

Or...downtime? Either way, include some flirting/shipping?]

[iamnotyourwaifu]

[Someone to keep him from doing anything stupid? That's probably her job. Y/N/wtf?]

Tseng/Final Fantasy VII/OTA

[tseng_first_turk]

((He's the Boss, usually a Yakuza Lord. What are you to him?))

[plate_builder]

[So, i can offer you either Reeve or Zack if you'd want them.]

[loudmouthturk]

[Yo, boss-man.]

[sins_ofthe_father]

[[Well, since Reeve mentioned the old bastard. Unsettling mob "surgeon"? Will make any corpse disappear, just don't ask where they're going. Also a big fan of medicalized interrogation/torture. And might as well stitch up any nasty wounds you wouldn't want to go to a hospital for.]]

[punktiles]

[Could I interest you in a boyfriend/boytoy of the Boss?]

Levi | Attack on Titan | ota

[thugheichou]

Well if this isn't practically canon! Let's just say that Levi cleans up messes, if you know what I mean.

Leonard Snart/Captain Cold | DCTV

[robber_of_atms]

[Boss of The Central City Rogues.]

Remilia Scarlet | Touhou Project

[scarlet_devil]

[The Big Bad Boss. Not your average mafia, since one must be willing to give up humanity to become one of her made men, unless they have exceptional skill like Sakuya. And she doesn't take protection money from anyone that can't afford it because that'll be a waste of time and resources that could be better spent elsewhere.

God help you if you piss her off, though.]

3-9 because let's get dramatic why not

[chinese_tea]

Boss...

[ She can't. There is no way in hell Meiling could contain herself after the news she was just given. The double doors leading to the main room get opened in a solemn slowness as the fully suited woman walks in. Her words maintain a passive tone, though there's already tears starting to run down her cheeks.

Vicious words had already been exchanged between her and one of Remilia's many powerful underlings. If only she had been there herself. Maybe then she wouldn't have had to break this kind of news to her. As soon as the doors swing shut behind her Meiling clenches her fingers against her palms into two fists. ]

Your sister... She...

Lucifer Morningstar | Lucifer | OTA

[turnanythingon]

[ Straight canon (civilian police consultant with shady connections through his club and granted favors) or retired mob boss for full AU flavor ]

Kadin Brimmer | Original Character | ota

[3_to_1]

[ Bodyguard or Rank and File! Good at following orders. Was actually in the mob in the 20s. More info in journal ]

The Grand Inquisitor | Star Wars Rebels | OTA

[spinsaber]

The Rat King | Ninja Turtles (2012) | ota

[rateyes]

Finn | Star Wars (au)

[aaricofren]

[Information on his journal. So probably role #2 or #3.]

Shouta Aizawa | BNHA

[capturecloth]

[Who doesn't love a good undercover hero. Or a villain AU. ;)]

squalo ⚔ khr!/reborn!

[sharktrash]

[ canon right hand man, could au into #1 or #3 ]

Éponine Thénardier | Les Mis | ota

[jondrette]

[Shitty mafia princess.]

Kanji Tatsumi | Persona 4

[punktiles]

[TBH I want him to date someone in the mob. If that's the case, M/M only and I'm willing to age him up if that's what people want!]

peter parker - the amazing spider man/616 - ota

[animatedinsect]

( intrepid photographer peter parker has a way of taking pictures that would get him super murdered if he weren't also a superhero? alternatively, anything else you can think of! )

cersei lannister | game of thrones/asoiaf

[lionesses]