Let sleeping millennials lie

[justformemes]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!
(Expanded Edition)

Sometimes people say fuck it, I'm tried. But that's okay. People sleep. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And sometimes you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.

Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

1. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up
2. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
3. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
4. Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tired to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
5. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

1. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
2. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
3. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
4. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
5. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Please make note if you want smut or not.

Comments

John Watson | Sherlock | ota

[ihadabadday]

[Smut or no smut is fine by me]</small[

Illya Kuryakin | TMFU | OTA for gen

[notsochillya]

[ It depends, but Illya may get the leaf blower. ]

Namine | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[falsememories]

son goku ( dragonball )

[hatesneedles]

( uh oh? )

Kairi - Kingdom Hearts - OTA

[carriedbylight]

[onewithwater]

Marie blinked as she saw the girl laying in her bed. Well, that was the last time she left her door unlocked. She didn’t have the heart to kick her out, instead sitting on a chair and petting her hair as she slept.

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel

[assholic]

[M/F for anything smutty, OTA for gen (open to both). Cast, crosscanon, and especially other super types welcome. (No Kilgraves)]

Demyx ♡ Kingdom Hearts

[dancewaterdance]

[M/M for shipping but OTA for gen, smut is just fine, so is crosscanon and assumed cr. Local lazy jerk can't even be bothered to find his own bed when he's tired, news at 11.]

[fishyfishy]

[Noctis... has no idea who the hell this guy is, nor does he understand why there'd be some random guy passed out in his bed-How did this guy even get in his apartment in the first place? Not like it's the Citadel or anything, but it's still pretty well watched as far as he knows, there shouldn't have been any possibilities for a break-in.

But, standing there watching the guy, the prince doesn't think he looks dangerous. Kind of reminds him of Prompto a little, really. He's tempted to shove at him, figure out what's going on, but first he takes a quick stock of his stuff and, yeah, nothing really out of place or missing. Not like he took a super close look or anything, just a token glance around to make sure, but doesn't seem like the guy robbed him or anything and just decided to nap in the middle of it.

In fact, there's nothing at all out of place in his apartment besides the blankets on his bed, so Noctis does what any rational man would do in his position.

He shrugs, kicks off his shoes, and shoves the guy over a bit to make room so he can crawl into his own bed. He's had a long day, and if he has to deal with the headache of some weirdo breaking into his apartment, he can at least deal with it after a bit of a nap himself.

This is really why he shouldn't have been allowed to live on his own. Local lazy jerk, meet other local lazy jerk.]

Crowe Altius | Kingsglaive

[mageye]

[warphero]

[Nyx came home late that day and he was feeling pretty tired, but still when he opened the door he immediately noticed something was not right. It was hard not to, the apartment was so small you could see everything at a glance, and so the (albeit small) bump under his bed sheets definitely didn't go unnoticed.

He quietly shut the door and carefully walked closer. He didn't reach for his kukris just yet, after all whatever had invaded his room was sleeping and not out to kill him. He hoped so, at least.

Then he saw the long, dark and messy hair and it easily clicked in his head who was invading his bed...]

Hey, you're no longer a stray, you can't just go sleeping in random people's beds.

[His tone was amused, and he tugged at the bedsheets to try and get them away from her.]

Zelos Wilder | Tales of Symphonia | ota

[chosenmischief]

[et2]

[Technically androids don't need to sleep, so it's no surprise that she's up and he isn't. Though what might be a surprise is her wrapping him up in the blankets to effectively cocoon him inside. A Wilder Burrito if you will.

This way he can't try to cuddle and blame it on being asleep.]

Hatsuharu Sohma | Fruits Basket | ota

[udderchaos]

[ He gets lost a lot so he could easily find himself in someone else's bed. ]

you can decide if they know each other or not!

[brothers_boy]

[With summer coming to an end, Yutaka had to return to lonely days and nights without his older by his side. His feelings for him and about their relationship were still as complex and hard to describe as ever.

Though his body was bigger now and he had matured quite a bit. He was still just as big of a crybaby as ever, even now as he was dreaming of a bittersweet memory, tears started to slightly roll down his pale cheeks.]

Reyes Vidal | Mass Effect

[kadaraport]

Chuuya Nakahara | Bungou Stray Dogs

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Probably drunkenly wandered in.]

Dazai Osamu | Bungou Stray Dogs

[bandagedheart]

Wei Wuxian | The Untamed

[yinception]

[only caught up to ep13]

Crowley | Good Omens

[temptational]

[ He'll be either sprawled all out or coiled up tightly around his partner, no in between. Smut welcome if your name begins with A and ends with ziraphale. ]

[fomenting_peace]

This attempt to introduce Aziraphale to the joys of sleeping isn't exactly working. Yes, the bed in Crowley's luxurious penthouse is quite cozy. Yes, having Crowley resting politely next to him, on the other side of the bed, to show him how it's done is helpful. Or it should have been, at least.

But then, after Crowley had drifted off, he started shifting about. Maybe it was more like slithering. In any case, all it took was one steady, smooth movement for Crowley to home in on the nearby heat source and wrap himself around it like a particularly pleased anaconda.

Aziraphale didn't have to breathe, so he wasn't bothered by a nagging fear of suffocation. His body wasn't contorted into any sort of uncomfortable position. He wasn't too hot or too cold, or anything like that. Still, Crowley's very close proximity was making it absolutely impossible to focus on anything else. The enveloping pressure and hints of wriggling were just too damned arousing.

"Crowley," He finally said, softly, against the nape of Crowley's neck which was helping to pin Aziraphale down at his chest. "You don't need to move, but it would be nice if you woke up."

Lan XiChen | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

[lanxichen]

Xiao XingChen | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

[stardustdaozhang]

Remilia Scarlet | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

[ Smol Remi here, so no smut. Totally nonsexual romance is okay, though. ]

Jimmy | On Doorstep | m/m 18+

[pickpocketpunk]

[rebuffs]

[ let's just be honest here: these days it's not exactly a surprise for reese to wind up in jimmy's bed, or vice versa. they hadn't made plans the night before, but regardless, when the younger man gets back to his apartment that afternoon after work, reese's shoes are by the door. in the bedroom, his uniform is hanging neatly in the closet, and reese himself is curled on the mattress with his face in jimmy's pillow.

despite the progress they've made--despite the progress he's made--since the rocky beginnings of their relationship, the sound of familiar footsteps still rouses him. after what happened to his old partner and the way it had affected him, he'll probably always wake easily, even if he's recovering. still, he's had plenty of rest, and he shifts on the sheets, glancing sleepily over his shoulder at jimmy. there's a pause, and his lips curl into a smile as he relaxes once more, stretching luxuriously. ]

.. Welcome back.

Riku | Kingdom Hearts | ota

[dawnawaits]

[ Sorry, sometimes being a keyblade master makes you a little too tired to realize where you are. ]

[unbreakablechains]

[ Only in this case, Riku did manage to make it to his own bed before passing out. The only problem with that is the feral cat he lets wander in and out who is firmly convinced that is his bed, and Riku is taking up far too much of it to be acceptable.

Minor details like who's actual house it is mean nothing in the face of a sleepy darkness who decided falling face first into some pillows sounded like a pretty great idea right about then. But now this asshole's in the way of his plans, sleeping in blissful ignorance as he is, and Vanitas just can't have that.

Vantias makes absolutely no attempts to be careful or quiet as he unceremoniously drops himself down on the bed, shoves at Riku to steal a good portion of the covers, and curls himself up under them.

The Keyblade Master should count himself lucky Vanitas bothered to steal borrow some clothes to sleep in so his armor didn't make a mess of things. ]

Carol Danvers | MCU

[protectoroftheskies]

[25+ for shipping or smut.]

because I'm not behind enough on our other threads WHO CARES. open to shipping/smut possibilities.

[stillcantdance]

Honestly, it hadn't been on purpose.

Carol had finally taken Steve up on that offer to give her a hand someday, and what a doozy of an adventure it'd been: strange alien landscapes, epic fights, a war to set the skies literally afire, and even the fabled little green men. Except that most of the little green men hadn't been little.

All in all, it's been an exhausted few days. And then it was all over and they were back on board the Skrull ship heading back towards Earth, both captains were ready for a nap. Even super serum and Infinity stone radiation only went so far, apparently.

Steve isn't sure how they ended up in the same bed, however. Surely a spaceship this large has more than one guest suite.

Granted, just at the moment he's not yet aware enough to realize he's on a spaceship. Normally he wakes up quickly--old habit from the war days, and besides he usually has enough energy running through his system to make drowsiness a thing of the past. But it's been a rough week.

For the moment his awareness is this: quiet room. Sound of a breeze blowing, and ocean waves nearby. White curtains off to the side. White sheets, too, and a huge bed, biggest he's ever seen outside of Tony's mansion, it's like sleeping inside a cloud. But warmer. Very warm. Smells good, too. He's got his arm around someone's waist, and that's pretty pleasant...

This would be the moment where Steve Roger wakes up fully, and his first thought is oh, shit.

Nike Lemercier | Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii | OTA

[drizzle]

(ooc: If Nike knows them, then prompts 1, 2 - cuddling, hugs, forehead/cheek kisses, 3, and 4 are the prompts I'll use; if Nike doesn't know them, then prompts 1 - if the other party is naked, 2, and 3 are her usual reactions. Smut only for ships, otherwise I will expect it to be platonic unless specified.)

Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia | OTA

[defendure]

[ Check with me about smut first to be sure I'm cool with the pairing if the smut route, otherwise OTA. ]

Regis Lucis Caelum | FFXV

[oncemoreintothefray]

[ Preferably no smut except for a select few. ]

[readyornoct]

[ Sorry, Dad. Were you expecting to come to your room after a long day of kingly duties and be able to sleep peacefully in your bed? Well unfortunately ( or fortunately) there was a familiar face taking up the space of his bed. Noctis was curled up on top of the covers, almost like a cat in the way he was curled up. He actually looked peaceful for once. ]

Wei Wuxian | Mo Dao Zu Shi

[laughitoff]

((ota, but castmates only for smut please!))