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[dyslexic]

 


Hi! Welcome to my profile ^_^ My name is memeswearhousekitsune-chan(1) and I really like to rite fanfic. So you should join me <3<3<3
Its okay if u don’t know how to start let me help KUDASAI(2). Here’s some ideas on how 2 rite a SUGOIDESUNE(3) story!

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Prompt ideas!!! <3

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN 
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R 
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoa

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

(i took this from memeswearhouse sorry i just loved it so much)

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poe dameron | star wars

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Wei Wuxian | The Untamed

[yinception]

[OOC: only on ep 12 I AM ACTUALLY GOMEN i mean duibuqi... possibly both..... all east-asian languages look the same - unless they're simplified w lol etc.]

Ready yourselves for the long-awaited adventures of the one and only hero of our time, Wen Chao - that is myself!(1)

Once upon a time, a great leader(2) managed to release his seed in the general vicinity of his lawful wife - or so it is presumed - and thus she bore him a son.
And then a few years later, she went and had me.
Listen, you would try to find someone to fool around with, too, if your husband looked like he fell face-first of his mountain! Not to mention that, with all that hair flapping around in front of his eyes, he probably couldn't tell a lady's front from her back.

Anyway, I am the hero, here! A great ruler in my own right(3) - or possibly an angry, despicable lap dog to my more powerful old man - my hobbies include bullying people who can't fight back, looking down on others, and letting everyone else do all the work for me.

Because I am a generous leader, I will let someone else decide what tale to tell next. But remember to write in the first person, because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... sometimes!
Hey, some people need all the flattery they can get!

(1) Any similarity to actual persons, living though wished dead, is purely coincidental.
(2) Greatness not guaranteed.
(3) No, really, no greatness guaranteed at all - nor any right, for that matter.