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The Interspecies Smut Meme

Cultures handle sex incredibly differently. While it may be casual in some societies, in others, the act of copulation equates with commitment. And that's all in one species! This gradient of reactions and attitudes becomes even more complicated with the addition of different species. Yes, species...sentient and sapient, of course! Be those races alien, magical, vampiric, angelic, animalistic, or even a vague mutation of humanity itself, all have a somewhat nuanced view of what sex should be, be it healthy or unhealthy. There's probably even other ways to go about it for them, not to mention the variation in the actual mechanics. How presumptuous to assume that everyone in this whole wide universe would be shaped exactly like bland ol' humans? Throwing two species together for a sexual rendezvous is inadvisable, yet it happens. Specifically, it happens in this meme. Whether the encounter is nervous, romantic, non-consensual, awkward, sexy, or anywhere in between, there's bound to be baggage, unfamiliarity, and the ultimate culture clash. Comment with your character, your character's species, and your detailed preferences, because this meme will definitely push some boundaries. Mention if you're open to assumed CR and AUs. I was fairly liberal while making this meme. Human-mutants or genetically modified humans can count as a different species, because I know there are a lot of those in DWRP. Feel free to AU characters to be any species you want. Vampire AU! Angel AU! Alien AU! Go crazy. Reply to others. Use the RNG to determine your scene. First Meetings: Don't you know it's the tradition of their homeland to have a tryst after introductions. Long Awaited: You've been involved for a while now, and the shoe's about to drop. You have to get physical at some point. Putting It Off: ...don't you? Actually, you don't want them to see just what you've got going on, so you've been coming up with outlandish excuses not to have sex. That ends now. Love: Being in love makes everyone - and everything - beautiful. Stranger in a Strange Land: You only have one ally in this new, weird place. Better make those bonds tight. Different Expectations: To you, sex is just a casual game. To them? You're now good as married. Not Wanted: They want you, but you want nothing to do with them. See What You've Got: Is it bad you're excited to see what a real life [insert species here] has in their pants? Just Friendly Curiosity: You're bros, honestly! You just want to see what the big deal is. Surely you can't be that different... How Will it Fit?: No, seriously. How is that going to fit? You two aren't made to go together in that way. You Do What?: That doesn't sound like sex at all. Are you sure they're not challenging you to battle. Not What I Have in Mind: Huh. You really pictured something wildly different. Unique Quirk: They have extra sensitive horns or wings or the like that can be used for extra fun. Arcane Magic or Science: They have to get your help to perform some kind of ritual. It also has to be done naked. Alliance and Marriage, Same Thing: To negotiate peace between your species and theirs, you've got to put a ring on it. It's for an Experiment!: You two just want to see if your kind can ever be together. Changed: Somehow, you've been morphed into whatever they are. They're going to be a pal and show you around in your new body. Difficulties: Okay, there's going to have to be some thought about the logistics here. It's not going to be an easy wham-bam-thank-you-m'am. Modification: Maybe you can't do the classic penetration, but there are other ways to get off. Power Up: There are interesting ways you can put abilities to use. Hurt: You didn't mean to, but you hurt them physically. Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: They're actually the most gorgeous specimen back home. You're the ugly one! Well, not exactly to them, but you do look a little funny. Grossed Out: You tried to be open minded. Yeah, it's not working out. You're turned off. Take It Slow: Don't rush things along in general is good advice, especially for this mismatched coupling. More Human than Human: Wait. That's it? You expected - and wanted - something a little more bizarre and exotic. Unconfident: Wouldn't they like someone of their own kind better? You can't help but feel a bit insecure and unloved. Did You Know: Some species have a heat cycle! You've volunteered to help out a lover or friend with theirs. WILDCARD

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Julian Bashir|| Star Trek: Deep Space 9

[frontierbashir]

Usa Tsukino (Black Lady AU) || Sailor Moon || OTA

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: Available as glowy future moon princess style or general human with a hint of magic style. Futa optional.)

Elma | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid | F/F

[allshecaneat]

[burnedbrighter]

[Azula's always wanted to meet a dragon, but this is not what she expected.

What prompts would you like to play with?]

[allshecaneat]

(How about a combination of Love, Modification and Unique Quirk? Did you wanna start us off or should I?)

[makeadragonwannaretire]

[ Sounds great to me!

Since Azula would be tracking Elma to her lair (Modern AU or classic fantasy is cool with me) you start it up since you know what her lair would be like. ]

[allshecaneat]

(For those who wanted to locate the once-famed Saint of the Sea, a dragon who guided humans toward harmony, it wasn't too hard to find where she was at.

Figuring out what she looked like? That would be the problem. Elma blended in with humans fairly well since arriving in the current age of man, and it was only when she was alone -and not at work- did she bother to reveal the horn that distinguished her as a dragon.

At the moment, Elma was busy...eating the latest 1/2 off sale she'd spotted at a nearby fast food restaurant. 2 burritos for the price of one! She purchased about 5-10 or so. No matter how much Elma ate, she never got fat.)

[burnedbrighter]

[ The Class President who could never stop trying to be better had heard rumor of dragons living only a few hours away by train, and she longed to see them up close. To prove herself as powerful and strong as the stories their uncle used to tell to inspire her brother when they were children.

What she hadn't expected was how hard it would be to find her. The Dragons of legend were massive powerful creatures. Sure sometimes they took on other forms such as the dragon in her mother's favorite play "Love amongst the dragons" but traditionally they were huge.

It was in recalling that boring old play that Azula thought to start studying the local humans for anything out of the ordinary.

This girl was out of the ordinary for sure.

Sauntering up to the restaurant Azula continued to study the girl carefully taking in every inch of her face, her hair her...horn.

There was something so alluring about that horn.

Closer, carefully approaching while trying to look casual. But it was hard to deny she was clearly starring. ]

[allshecaneat]

Did you want something?

(The staring gave Azula away, but in all seriousness? Even if Elma hadn't been between burritos, she would've sensed the other girl's presence. Swallowing her bite, she turned and graced Azula with a smile. Her horn glowed and shimmered with light.)

You're from the local college, right? I'm Elma.

[makeadragonwannaretire]

"Yes well...I am Azula and I am intrigued by your...cosplay. Did you make it yourself or..."

Yes that was clearly a good cover for her awkwardness although now she realized she had completely lost the element of surprise and her cheeks were faintly pink.

At least she was still on her feet while her potential enemy was seated and distracted by food...hopefully.

Michelangelo | TMNT 2000'S | M/F

[cowabunga_dude]

[Ehh, someone had to put in a turtle, right?]

[rockandrolled]

[ I mean, she likes her some green dudes?

If you're down! ]

Amethyst | Steven Universe | F/F

[lumpyspacegem]

[Here for all your shapeshifting magic space rock projecting light form needs.]

Trixie Lulamoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic | F/F

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[mirror_magic]

(More hijinks with Starlight & Trixie? Any prefs catch your attention, or we could do a combo of Love and Modification?)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

( Works for me! Shall we do it in Equestria or human world?)

[mirror_magic]

(Equestria works! Did you have a starter planned, or should I come up with one?)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[ If you don't mind me thrusting the responsibility you for the starter?]

[mirror_magic]

You're sure you wanna learn this spell? It's a bit...complex. Even with Twilight's help, it took a while before I got it down.

(Starlight smiles lightly at Trixie while the two were busy in the castle...helping Trixie learn certain spells. The one Trixie wanted to learn at this moment? More than 'complex,' and more 'get the CMCs outta the room.')

Besides, having an actual cock doesn't mean you know how to use it properly.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Hmpf! Please the Great and Powerful Trixie may be inexperienced at...these matters. But one of the important parts of being a performer is being able to improvise and go with the flow!

[Even if just hearing the word cock still made her face red. She clopped her hooves in anticipation looking up at the humanized version of her best friend and lover.]

Besides isn't it something you fantasized about? And as your best friend it's my duty to make your dreams come true!

Ditto ~ Pokemon ~ OTA

[jigglylo]

[greatestpotential]

[i'll bite. what kind of setups are you comfortable with / aiming for? a goo guy/girl, tentacle messes, a clone fuck? it's ditto, so lemme know! thanks!]

Leatherhead | TMNT IDW | m/m

[natures_plan]

[Big alligator mutant, but the same spirit as turtle.]

Arcueid Brunestud | Tsukihime | OTA

[white_princess]

[ She's a unique type of vampire known as a True Ancestor. ]

Yang Xiao Long | RWBY | OTA

[ignitethescene]

( Hugh Mann. )