Call me beep me

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[workaround]

[ she's sighing just a bit. this is about as difficult as she thought it would be. ]

Sex, Ray. I'm asking if you want to have sex with me.

[fourphds]

( you should have known better. )

Sex? You want to sleep with me? Not that I'm opposed but aren't you afraid that might complicate matters?

Again, I'm not opposed. I am really anti opposed.

[workaround]

[ she really should have. ]

anti opposed. so, you're interested?

and we're both adults. i'm sure we can figure things out without complications.

[ said every cliched plot line ever. ]