Call me beep me

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[flyfightwin]

do i really have to?

because i can think of a number of more creative ways i can spend time with kara danvers too.

[was that a little bratty? yeah maybe, but kara's drive for an exclusive interview just might be the necessary leverage for her to get something she wants. tit for tat and all.]

can i negotiate the venue before i agree?

[el_heir]

I guess. [It's not like she's great at holding out on Carol in the first place, so.]

Where were you thinking? Not that I don't have an idea.

[flyfightwin]

anywhere that's basically impossible for your deo buddies to reach you?

i'd considered the moon, but that's well within comms range.

[there's an option that's more reasonable but she's sure kara won't agree no matter how persuasive she might be.]

your bed works too, but let's lock the doors, windows, and turn off our phones?

[el_heir]

You

Um

Do know how kidnappy that sounds?

[flyfightwin]

... wow. sorry.

let me rephrase. can we do the interview in your bed, clothing optional and maybe put our phones on 'do not disturb' so that we can have some quality alone time?

i'll answer any questions you want
on the record, even.

[el_heir]

See that's a much better pitch

I do still have a couple of concerns

[flyfightwin]

such as?
i don't want there to be any sort of uncertainty on your end.

[el_heir]

It's not like, bad uncertainty? But I need to have interviewed you to publish the article, and that means you have to have actually been at a place. I can't really say I interviewed Captain Marvel in my bedroom without people picturing

Well

What you're picturing

[flyfightwin]

you're really ruining my fun
fine. we can do it in a coffee shop
but only if you let me pay for your drink
you're lucky you're adorable

[el_heir]

Am I?

Cause I was gonna invite you back to my place after the interview

[flyfightwin]

ruining my fun? a little.
but i can try to be patient if you're promising i'll get rewarded for my good behavior afterward.

[el_heir]

All I'm promising is you can come back to my apartment. It'll still be up to you to convince me what we do when we get there.

[flyfightwin]

i think i can manage that.
maybe grab some takeout dinner, first. potstickers?
casual makeouts on your couch.

i think you're beautiful and it doesn't really matter what we end up doing.
i just want to make you feel good, kara.

[el_heir]

Okay well, that sounds great. All of it. I want you to feel good too. Really good.

Just

You know us casually making out is the only making out I'm doing, right?

[flyfightwin]

i didn't, but you're the only person i'm kissing too.
true for the superhero me and carol who scarfs pizza who hasn't eaten in hours.

do you want to make us casually making out a little less casual?
our lives don't exactly make relationships easy, but...

[el_heir]

I know it wouldn't be easy, and I don't want to put any pressure on you! I definitely don't hate where we are right now.

But I'm not really somebody who can split her attention, and it just feels fair for you to know that.

[flyfightwin]

you're definitely not pressuring me
we can play it by ear if you want
but i'm not afraid to take that leap since i know you'd be there with me.

so, do you wanna make the world figure out what our ship name should be?