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a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

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Shen Qingqiu | Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

[shen_anigans]

gen text meme but 95% chance of binghe trying to flirt before we're done

[unstallioned]

Shizun, what would you like for dinner tonight?

!!

[shen_anigans]

This master is happy to leave that decision in Binghe's capable hands.

[as though anything cooked by the stallion protagonist wouldn't be delicious...! but part of him is touched by the query regardless.]

had this open to reply with sqh, saw your psl ad, changed my mind lol

[unstallioned]

Then I'll make noodles again. You always look so happy when you eat them.

[ Doesn't he look happy when he eats anything Binghe makes, though? That's not really the point. ]

omg bless you. if you wanna sqh sometime too hmu

[shen_anigans]

Is it not only right to put on an excellent face when eating excellent food?

will do! haha

[unstallioned]

[ Shizun is praising him!! ]

This disciple is always happy to make meals for Shizun! Will you be out much longer? Should I start making the preparations right away?

[shen_anigans]

[does Binghe not often deserve praise, for being a model disciple?]

I may be slightly delayed, in fact. Don't hurry yourself.

[unstallioned]

Is something the matter?

[shen_anigans]

Liu-shidi requested a word after the meeting, that is all.

[honestly, he hopes the man's not actually angry with him about something this time! it's very hard to tell, with his face.]

[unstallioned]

[ Seeing the name, Binghe's eyes narrow. ]

It's probably nothing important.

Shizun should come straight home instead.

[shen_anigans]

Binghe. I cannot just refuse a politely worded request from another sect leader for no reason.

[well, not exactly polite. but...kind of polite for the head of Bai Zhan Peak? yes. sure.]

[unstallioned]

Then refuse it because I want you to.

[ This is a perfectly reasonable reason. Yes. ]

[shen_anigans]

[stares at his phone screen for a moment]

?

[no, perhaps, that will not send a strong enough message. adds a little more.]

?????

[better. hits send.]

[unstallioned]

I want Shizun to come home right after the meeting. That's all you went there for.

[ And not for spending any time extra with that Liu Qingge! ]

[shen_anigans]

Have you and Liu-shidi gotten into some quarrel recently?

[whoosh, goes the bluebird of realization, straight over Shen Qingqiu's head.]

[unstallioned]

He's never liked me. I don't want you spending time with him.

[ Liu Qingge could probably say exactly the same thing... ]

Come home and have noodles with me instead.

[shen_anigans]

Please be reasonable, Binghe.

[he wishes there was a way to convey a stern tone through text. emotes...will really not cut it.]

[unstallioned]

[ But he doesn't want to be reasonable! And yet... he can feel the admonishing tone even through the text, and despite his desire to protest more, he backs down. ]

Then... don't spend too long with him.

[ And also he and Liu Qingge will be having quite a "friendly chat" next time Binghe comes back to visit the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect...

No one gets away with making moves on his man!! ]

[shen_anigans]

[BINGHE PLEASE!!! not that Shen Qingqiu helps this situation one bit by being oblivious.]

I will do my best. It is not as though I was making an excuse for avoiding seeing your face!

[quite the opposite, really! he had been apologetic!]

[unstallioned]

And let me know if you need me to come get you.

[ He worries about Qingge's intentions! ]

[shen_anigans]

What scene are you even picturing your master stepping into? A kidnapping?

[unstallioned]

[ "Kidnapping" ]

Yes.

[ ... Binghe... ]

[shen_anigans]

[hm. how to defuse this. take a lighter tone, perhaps?]

This teacher promises that he will not let himself be kidnapped. Missing dinner for such a reason would be a shame, after all!

[unstallioned]

Let me know when you're on your way. I'll make the best noodles I've ever made, so Shizun won't want to miss them!

[ It will be much more enjoyable to eat them than to engage in whatever conduct Liu Qingge wants to do! ]

[shen_anigans]

Ah, when have I ever wanted to miss them?

[there’s a long pause in the messages from Shen Qingqiu after that, though; presumably the sect leaders’ meeting started. for some reason even if Proud Immortal Demon Way has kept the strange anachronism of phones without batting an eye, cultivators are less tolerant about one stepping out in the middle of things to send texts or make calls than businessmen in the modern world.]