YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD
![]() PARTNERS IN CRIME MEME You're madly, hopelessly in love. Or maybe you're just best friends. You just also happen to be a crime duo. Whether you're bank robbers, pulling off jewelry heists, going on spree murders, committing arson, stealing candy from babies, or whatever else, you do it together. The Bonnie to your Clyde, the Thelma to your Louise, the whatever criminal name to the other criminal name. If you go down, you're going down in a blaze of glory that will always be remembered. Maybe you're on the run. Maybe you're the authorities chasing after the pair of criminals. Can you catch them? Bring them in peacefully? You have to try no matter what. |


phryne fisher | miss fisher's murder mysteries
anyway hope you're ready for a murder
for the better, though he would have been loath to admit it in the beginning.
sure, she's wild, and infuriating, and ridiculous, but she's intelligent, and brave, and a better investigator than most of his force put together.
--and beautiful, and enduring, and intoxicating, and god, but he's laid low by love's arrow, though he's certainly loath to admit that too, even now--
but! none of that is important, at the moment. or, well, it's all important, but that's not the point of this venture, and so we will be moving on to more pertinent matters.
such as the fact that despite the lull in crime after the war, general discontent had begun to rise, and they found themselves in ever more situations that weren't simply interesting jaunts. criminal activity was on the rise, and getting more organized, and people were overlooking it, turning the other way. even jack had been on order, more than once, to let someone go when he had evidence, had proof of wrongdoing, and he just--
--had to do it. to go with the status quo.
it was phryne that had suggested taking matters into their own hands, in that coy-but-serious way she gets, and it had taken a year's long search, a case that consumed his entire life, falling apart, to get him to agree.
i'm tired, he'd said to her over a drink one night, after he lost a whole year's work, swirling his glass and not drinking from it, and she'd (carefully this time, mindful of his ego) suggested it again. he'd knocked back his drink, kissed her with bourbon stinging his tongue, and agreed.
they already worked together so well that it came naturally. the crime syndicates of melbourne were still small, and struggling, and they (keeping the others out of it, naturally, it's not like jack had truly condoned any illegal investigating before) work quietly between cases, gathering evidence, working day and night--and really, sometimes they're able to push things through (or jack is, forcing information down people's throats until they listen), but, sometimes things are like this.
human trafficking in general leaves a bad taste in one's mouth, as it should, but this enterprise (run by a man named william king), specializes in children. they've managed to disrupt things, put them on hold, save some of the children, but something is rotten within the force, because no one is pushing for justice, and a cold knot in jack's stomach tells him either they don't care because the children are from poor families, or they're in on it, paid off for their silence, and he doesn't know which makes him sicker.
it's when he was told to leave things be weeks ago that he brought it up with phryne, and they made it a personal priority. so now things are come to fruition, with both chaos and a small amount of triumph, but there's no end in sight without further intervention, and is it really a surprise that 3am finds them in william king's home, in his bedroom? the man is awake, pyjamas rumpled from sleep, and he doesn't seem to realize the trouble he's in, because he's taunting them.
well, jack, he says, like they're old friends and nothing is wrong, what will you do now? you've broken and entered, and you have nothing to cart me in on.
jack, to his credit, simply stands with his jaw set, but the curious thing is, he's wearing gloves. he doesn't, usually, as it's not necessary, but--with the fingerprint bureau instated those few years back, it makes sense to be careful when they're off the clock.
william is cocky, but when jack moves he just watches him, wary--the inspector picks up william's own belt from the back of a chair where he's tossed it, smiling grimly before his expression flattens. ]
I suppose, William, [ he says it carefully, thoughtfully, as though he's considering something important. ] That the only answer is to take matters into one's own hands.
[ he's fast, but for a moment william is faster, and he gets to his knife just as jack gets close enough to wrap a loop of the leather around his throat. it's a bit barbaric, really, but it's quieter than a gun, and this house is too close to neighbors for a gun fight.
william flails, of course he does, as the leather pulls taut, and the blade finds itself lodged in jack's shoulder. a pity, since he likes this suit, but he has enough adrenaline in him to keep his grip tight, tighter, tighter, cutting off his air flow.
now, someone will pop up in william's place, but the fact of the matter remains that they'll scramble, and in-fight, and a lot of his underlings will get arrested for petty crime, and it will stop 'production' long enough for them to get a footing on the case otherwise.
he jerks his head toward the door, since they did check for guards but there's no guarantee there's not at least one to come running, and he doesn't say anything, teeth grit together--
--it's relatively short, all things considered, and this man deserved his fate, but jack still feels sick about it, only letting go and releasing him when he's absolutely sure there's nothing there but a corpse.
he doesn't look triumphant. he just looks tired. there's blood staining his suit, and definitely the blade is still in there, but he just takes a step away from the body and sighs, expression drawn. ]
We can only assume that someone will find him by morning, if not sooner.
[ so we should leave soon, he doesn't say, because she already knows. ]
To his office, I assume?
[ he tries to parse it light, joking, but it's necessary, and he's wounded, and they need to hurry if they're going to get any important information. ]
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE X(
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Jimmy | On Doorstep | m/m 18+
sam daniels | original
Darien Fawkes | The Invisible Man | ota
detective inspector jack robinson. miss fisher's murder mysteries.
Adam Young - Good Omens
Pepper - Good Omens
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Ashe ☠ Overwatch
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let me know if this works o/
Integra Hellsing | Hellsing
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but she'd been alone, alive among an entire family decimated by disease, and vlad can't help but wonder if she was left untouched for a reason.
for him, specifically.
he'd never been a good father, not really, but he dotes on her, does his best by her, and the thought of drinking of her never crosses his mind. it's odd, to not be alone in that castle, but he'd originally thought a wife would fill the gap, not a child.
still, here they are. it's evening as the markets close, just late enough for vlad to be out, and his hand smooths over her hair as they walk alone down a side street. money is no object, as ever, and he's just finished negotiating with some of the shopkeepers for deliveries to periodically be made to the castle, so that he might not have to go out in the waking hours. ]
Did anything catch your eye this evening? You've been oddly quiet, Integra.
[ it doesn't cross his mind that she may be thinking of him, and how he hasn't taken care of his own feeding schedule, because while she knows he drinks blood, that he's a vampire, and is fearless and tenacious in the face of it, he hasn't gone out of his way to feed while she's been around. ]
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Aziraphale | Good Omens (show only)
Two rebels against Heaven and Hell?
Now, they were on the run, as it were. Moving around, just waiting for the next assault. Crowley despised it. Despised moving from one hotel to the next, from one place to the next without the comfort they had begun to find. He even had to give up the Bentley for something more...mundane and less easy to spot. He couldn't imagine how Aziraphale felt without his bookshop.
He came into the motel with takeaway. "Looks like the hounds have gone," he said.
Oh noooo
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Sad runaway husband's drink away their feelings
Well Heaven knows Crowley certainly isn't going to face his any time soon
Who's taking bets on them materializing more bottles as they go
Absolutely not, I'm way too broke for that
Rig the game, cash in
How very devilish of you!
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yolo even if you live forever
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Party Poison | The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys
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Plus it's just fun.
"Hey, cmere." Party's somewhere nearby- Ghoul lifts up a small glass spray bottle he's found and spritzes vaguely in his direction. Perfume of some kind, probably. "Y'stink, bitch." Definitely perfume... and definitely strong. And definitely expired. And definitely sucked right in to Ghoul's windpipe because of course he inhales at exactly the wrong time.
It's fine. Just let him choke on the air and die. He deserves it.
GARBAGE BOY
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Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA
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