PICK YOUR POISON
1. THE GREAT GATSBY Parties, rich folk, people being morons, people dying, people being morons again, funerals with only one sad guest staring at the man he fell in love with that only had eyes for someone else, this is all coming back to you, right? That's how everyone read it? Anyway, here's for your party people or your tragic backstory people we guess, and overall just don't get obsessed with the green light. 2. CHICAGO So, like... Did he deserve it? Your husband, when you killed him? Whether you're a femme fatale, a fancy lawyer, a dumb schmuck husband, or someone that's going to get murdered, we have to know. Did you do it? How are you gonna get out of it? Watch out and make sure you don't get got. 3. THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG This is your family-friendly option. It's still set in the 1920s, but there's magic, fantasy, hard work actually getting you somewhere... Unbelievable, we know. Still, it's fun to pretend, right? 4. MISC Choose your own adventure!
WHO ARE YOU?
1. THE RICH You're rich as balls, whether you're new money or old money or like 150 years ago but not enough to be old money. ANYWAY, you're the financier of all this bullshit, really. It's a good racket. In any case, are you loved? Liked? Does anyone give a shit at all? Does anyone even come to your funeral? 2. THE POOR Man, all you want is to get ahead. You work your ass off to get nowhere and really, that sucks. Maybe you turn to a life of crime. Maybe shit goes bad before you can. Maybe your WIFE KILLS A DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK? 3. THE CRIMINAL Whether you're a small-time petty thief or a top-of-the-line mobster, here you are. Plan your crimes, work through them, rule the city...or just the dumpster. We all gotta start somewhere, right? 4. THE FUZZ Say you're a cop. You want to catch the top cat of the crime family in town but you have to work it out. Maybe you just arrested a murderess. Maybe you're a prison matron. Maybe, just maybe, you're a crooked lawyer making mad bank off of dumbasses that get themselves caught. 5. THE DISILLUSIONED You know everything is bullshit. You do, but no one listens to you. Everything is terrible and depraved and people are dying because they're being idiots but they won't listen to REASON and you have to watch the world fall down around your ears. Have fun being the only smart one. 6. MISC Make up some shit, we know you're creative.
As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun! |
Mary Crawley | Downton Abbey
Crowley | Good Omens
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"Crowley!" he calls, a surprised smile crossing his face, and he waves at the demon immediately, before he even recalls how their last meeting ended, and stops rather awkwardly, mid-wave.
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The main problem is, he still doesn't know how to get holy water. They probably keep it locked up in the churches, for all Crowley knows, and right now he is trying to get a priest very, very drunk and tell him where he could get it. It isn't hard. Everyone in this part of France was either dancing or eating or just generally enjoying themselves. So he's been going drink-for-drink with a priest for the last few hours, sobering himself up when necessary.
And Crowley needs holy water. He can feel himself straying from Hell with every new war they planned. One day, he is going to have to defend himself.
He's not properly sober when he heads back into the salon for another bottle of wine and hears a voice behind himself. A familiar, angelic voice.
"Well, if it isn't everyone's most devoted angel," he says with a lopsided smile, the priest he left at the table instantly forgotten.
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"Who's this, then?" an attractive fellow in his late-20s appears at Aziraphale's elbow, eyebrows raised.
"Oh, this is my old friend Crowley, you remember I told you about him," Aziraphale says. "Crowley, this is Edward, he's quite the budding artist." Also really obviously infatuated with the angel.
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"What is it, then? Painting?" Crowley asks. "Music? Poetry? Got a lot of artists here in Paris, Edward, you're going to have to find a way to stand out."
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A young woman wanders over, obviously also familiar with Aziraphale (albeit not infatuated the way Edward is), and eventually leads the poor man away to get more drinks or something.
"Really, they're very interesting sorts of people, you might like them," he says.
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He leans a little, the wine in his system still giving him quite the buzz. He glares back at the woman and the Edward person again, staring as hard through his sunglasses as possible.
"What are you doing here?" he says. "Not back for more crepes?"
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"I'm here to try and - help," he adds finally.
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"Help the budding artists believe in themselves?" he says, with no small amount of mocking. "You can't be serious."
I started out thinking this would be fluffy but here I go, making things Sad again!!
"Helping them not to die of drug overdoses," he snaps, his usual optimistic demeanor vanishing in an instant, and it's possible one might sense, vaguely, Aziraphale's original purpose in his words and posture - a guardian, a protector.
He's no fighter, though he spent his fair share of time in field hospitals during the war. And now he's here, and it may not be much, but there's hopefully a little less cocaine at this party than there might otherwise have been.
I love it so much ogog
Why does Aziraphale have to care so much? Crowley doesn't care. He tells himself this even as his stomach twists into tight little knots. He doesn't care about these people. Doesn't care about how much they're hurting. Not at all.
"They'd be better off with a drug overdose," Crowley snaps back, still feeling the wine, "Better that than---"
Oh. Oh, no, can't share that information, not with Aziraphale.
:'D
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Integra Hellsing | Hellsing | ota
Matt Holt | Voltron: Legendary Defender
(There's totally a mob in the area called the Galra. Their 'prince' is... hard to read.)]
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Keith's in the lab one day while he struggled to finish a chemistry assignment. History and science aren't his best subjects, and he's on the verge of flunking chemistry after bombing another quiz. He's freaking out because if he does flunk, Adam and Shiro might lose custody of him because there's no excuse for a kid raised by a professor to fail any classes. Or something. That's what Keith fears, at least, so he's cranky and worried and that's just making this assignment harder.
He's unaware of someone else in the lab. How long will that last?]
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He's not enrolled in the college, not by a long shot, but he does do some things in the chemistry lab, thanks to some friends who he provides with premium alcohol.
At this particular moment, he's lost in his own thoughts, working on something in the corner. He might not be using the 'proper' chemistry formulae, but he damn well knows what goes together and what doesn't. There's an odd hint of... booze around him, though. Oops?]
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Keith tries to focus on his work, but everything's escaping him and taunting him and he really hates chemistry right now. He hates it for being so hard and he hates his teacher for acting like it's the easiest thing in the world.]
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When Keith looks up again he smiles just a bit and waves shyly. Hello other person, hopefully you won't kick him out.]
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Um. Hey?
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[He has a faint Irish accent when he talks, and he's blushing, feeling more than a bit awkward at the moment.]
Just... helping out a couple friends.
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No, not really. I'm supposed to be studying, but I'm no good at this and I'm just gonna bomb anyway, so it's not like I'm bothered or nothin'.
[Keith's own accent has a vague whiff of southwestern drawl.]
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Getting up from his chair, he glances at the homework.]
I've never had much formal school, but 'm not bad at combining things, so, maybe I c'n help a bit.
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[He gives a self-deprecating laugh, pushing his books aside and pulling out the chair beside him.]
C'mere, sit a spell.
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[He sits down, pushing his sleeves up a bit more, and adjusting his hat on his head, smiling a bit. There's a hint of a jaunty smirk in it as he relaxes slightly.]
I'm Matt.
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Hitting up Wikipedia and memories of my Western Civ classes for this stuff
Yay for research!
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The italics are Irish for 'get it together'.
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Cassandra de Rolo | Critical Role