TFLN

[youandmeme]

it's time

Comments

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

1: Well, you literally asked for permission to hit on me.

2: I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one.

3: You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip.

4: I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.

5: I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.

6: [bring your own text]

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[open_rebellion]

I'm very sorry that I'm laughing right now but can you blame me

[rebellionbuilt]

No, please, continue laughing at my pain.

[open_rebellion]

Okay, I'm very VERY sorry. How did you explain that one to medical?

[rebellionbuilt]

You're never going to let me live this down, are you? I told them it was a sparring injury. They seemed to buy it, but who knows?

[open_rebellion]

VERY smooth, captain.

I'm not even going to be gone that long, you nerf-herder.

[rebellionbuilt]

It made sense at the time. Of course, it did nothing for my wounded ego, but that will heal in time, too.

I know.

It's still too long.