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[madreen_rua]

the realistic college au meme.

comment with your character's name and canon in the subject header. use rng or pick one of the options below for your au scenario.



I. living conditions

01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
02. all our friends are drunk
03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds
04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay.
08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

II. chance meeting

01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late
03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity
04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it)
05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
06. your school mailbox is right next to mine
07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

III. campus community

01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing
05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair
08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
11. you’re part of the guerrilla theatre club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

IV. credit hour woes

01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig
02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
03. group project
04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be
05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
07. waiting for office hours
08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

V. limited resources

01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole
03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please)
04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

scenarios taken from this tumblr post

Comments

Prodigy/David Alleyne - Marvel-616 - OTA

[helpdesk_hero]

Speed/Tommy Shepard - Marvel 616 - OTA

[doubled_speed]

Nida | Final Fantasy 8 | OTA

[skyward_eyes]

tony stark | mcu

[effing]

[distractly]

👀

isabelle lightwood, shadowhunters.

[distractly]

DC Comics ➔ Lois Lane

[armybrats]

DC Comics ➔ Selina Kyle

[straykitten]

[ lol, no, she's totally just there to steal some shit. ]

Marvel Comics ➔ Janet van Dyne

[egoist]

garnet til alexandros xvii | ffix

[adyton]

( sheltered english major away from home for the first time. m/f for shipping. )

mion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni

[penalizing]

( business major who probably spends a little too much time having fun and not quite enough studying. m/f for shipping. )

junpei tenmyouji | zero escape

[punintentional]

( essentially an au where the events of 999/etc. don't happen, really. m/f for shipping. )

Jacob Johnson | A Nightmare on Elm Street

[burnedchild]

((He's a psychology and biochemistry double-major at the University of Maryland.))

Roland Crane, Ni no Kuni 2, OTA Gen

[theyseemeroland]

((Young Roland: A political science major on scholarships/financial aid/etc. The mild, responsible kind of guy that might not be a lot of fun to be around if you're the "alcohol and parties" type, but reliable and trustworthy.

Old Roland: A political science professor (AU), or we can keep him as a president/ex-president giving a speech/presentation/etc. Maybe he's there as part of some kind of alumni event?

M/F for shipping, no teacher/student or huge age gaps.))

Tony Stark || MCU

[starkingenuity]

[coldsong]

[[Once, we had an epic college AU with my Steve as an art student and it remains one of my favorites ever. Care to see if lightning strikes twice with my Loki?

I don't have anything solid in mind for him, but I can see him as a foreign exchange student in linguistics, literature and/or poetry, with family issues to match Tony's.]]

Jotaro Kujo | JJBA: Stardust Crusaders | OTA

[starmark]

Katsuki Bakugou | My Hero Academia | OTA

[comburst]

Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia | OTA

[defendure]

cosette fauchelevent | les miserables (modern au) | ota

[fullofsong]

Fujiwara Shuu | Tsurune

[bowfriend]

(Probably has no clue what he's majoring in but is definitely the star of his university's kyudo team.)

doug eiffel | wolf 359

[ohgreat]

Elle Bishop // Heroes // OTA

[canikeephim]

Sonya Blade |mortal Kombat| OTA

[soldier_blade]

[Retired military officer earning a degree in Marine biology.

Lancelot | Granblue Fantasy

[oathwings]

[I'll take whatever, that said, I lived the II.3 'go to same shop don't judge it's for sanity' and had the unfortunate side effect of making the guy think I was secretly trying to seduce him, which culminated in him asking me out. I said no. Never went back again.

That one might speak to me a little.]

Radical Edward l Cowboy Bebop

[radical_hacker]

[Modern AU, grad student in computer science and cyber security]

Gansey | The Raven Cycle

[affection_for_research]