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Talk dirty to me

ONE LINE SMUT PROMPT MEME

Anything can be sexy if you say it the right way. Lean in close and whisper, shout it out loud, or write it in a message, just get your message out!

RULES:

Post with your character name, canon, and prefs in the subject line
In the body of your comment, tell us what your character just said to their partner. Don't post context, nothing outside quotation marks, just what they said and nothing more.
Examples:
- "More. Harder. You can do better than that."
- "Bend over, honey. I'm on top this time."
- "Tonight, I'm going to rock your world."
- "Oh, God, I won't be walking straight for a week."
- "I need you to lick just a little bit lower."
Including more than one prompt is totally okay!
Respond to other prompts that catch your eye, set up the scene with your character's reaction to hearing it. It can be pre-sex, during, or after! Assumed CR is going to be the default for this meme.

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[M/F]

Make me forget everything but you...

① ❝ My, ngh — my data never said you would feel this soft. ❞
② ❝ That's the curse of being a ninja: light footsteps. ❞
③ ❝ Actually...you have to reach inside. ❞
④ ❝ 'Cute' is not the word I'd use. ❞

1. There's nothing wrong with getting off on tying girls up - as long as they're into it, too.
2. Consider this dance at a discount.
3. Only right now matters...just think of me, nothing else.

☆ "That definitely doesn't go there, but hey, I'll try anything once."

♡ "Mmm, Daddy, you got somethin' for me?"

★ "And they say I'm crazy."

✧ "Wha- no, seriously, I can't understand you when your mouth's stuffed full of strap-on."

Edited 2019-04-14 23:37 (UTC)

"I sure do."

Ray flashes Harley a smirk as his thumb slides across her red lips, his eyes dark with desire. There's something incredibly irresistible about the mischievous girl and it sparked his interest full on.

"Bad girls deserve their rewards as well."

The thumb is replaced with his lips in a firm kiss and her hand is guided to the growing bulge in his pants.

[ 1 ] If you think I'll finish first, you have another thing coming.

[ 2 ] ...you think I look cute like this?

[ 3 ] Here, let me take care of you.

[ 4 ] Right there, put it between my breasts.

[ 5 ] Boys my age don't pay too much attention to me.

[Ooc: would you be okay with this ex-assassin and 5?]

Come on, love, seriously? I said hurt me.

(Leaning forward, she lets out a heavy sigh of pleasure, her breath warm against your ear.)

[[ooc: She's mute, FYI.]]

[ That breath's honestly a huge turn on, even given the situation. The young man shivers a little bit from the sensation of her doing that, and grips her a little bit tighter, pulling her upper body closer to him so that he might feel her breasts more flush against him. Laughing a little to himself more to defend his strained sensation in the moment...

Well, he rocks his hips.

The two of them are already connected down there, naked in the bed as they are. With a rock of the hips he gets his cock a bit deeper into her, and he continues this gentle rocking pace, looking to place his mind somewhere more concrete. He licks his lips, and breathes back to her, ]

Y-yeah, me too. [ As if he understood what she "said" but he assumes it was something affectionate and therefore he can handwave a response? ... Though, given how dirty she could be it might've been something much more sexual. ]

(1.) Hold on a sec. What makes you think I wouldn't agree to that?
(2.) I'm pretty sure this is cheating. Actually, no. It's definitely cheating.
(3.) Hey, come on... You're way too tense. Try relaxing a little.
(4.) ...Stay with me? Just a while longer.

[Bring your own or ask and I can provide!]

1) “Let me be your doting sister, hm?”

2) “Water isn’t as fun as ice, but is very versatile.”

3) “I’m gonna screw you so hard, you’ll wish you were hiding away, too...”

1) "Come now, tell me what you want me to do to you."

2) "Whoa! Now that's a big dick! ...I kinda wanna call you "daddy" now. Can I?"

3) "Soooo, you, got a type? I mean, I look like this, but I can ditch the dick and flat chest for something softer. Big boobs and a sweet clit-- is that more up your alley?"

4) "You... want to go down on me? I'm flattered. Knock yourself out!"

5) (offer your own!)

"I suppose," the warlock grins, amused his nightly intruder is at least a willing victim of his insatiable appetite. With nothing but a sheet draped over his body, it leaves little to the imagination. Especially with him not even covering the aforementioned dick, which even flaccid is over a foot long.

"But daddy doesn't like being awakened without a good reason. You'll have to be punished. Lay across my lap."

"Whaaat? Wanting to get daddy's dick all hard and leaky isn't a good reason?"

But he does move to obey, at least able and willing to do that much. He hadn't been expecting an answer, exactly - but apparently his own magic wasn't that great on someone like this "daddy".

So, as it is, his sleek, backwards-flowing incubus horns (they protrude from the outer-most sides of his upper forehead) and bat-like wings are exposed. Even his pair of fluffy cat tails are visible. Atop his head are even a pair of matching ears.

In his eagerness, he's gone without his clothes, so he's already naked, rounded, supple ass bared as he gets comfortable on Dark Schneider's lap. His tails wiggle and flick, and he takes a moment to arch them and bare himself more. He wiggles his hips a bit, hoping to grind down a bit against that big fat cock.

"Is it a real punishment if I enjoy getting spanked, daddy?"

Perhaps it was because he was the handsome main character of his series. Or that he himself knew and generally always used charm magic. Or that he was a godmodding bastard. Maybe it was all three reasons. Whatever the case, there was only one person who could fluster the wizard, and she was currently gone at the moment. So when the cat's away, the mice will play.

"A good reason but you didn't say that, now did you? Tsk, tsk."

As Raj makes himself comfortable, DS sizes him up and makes no effort to hide the fact. Why should he? (Does he even know how not to be lewd?) He lets out a slight his at the grinding, his massive length quickly springing to life. One hand plants itself on to that perfect ass and just as he's about to pull it back to strike...

"Hm." The incubus raises a good point. Is it really? Since when did he worry about those things though? With the most nonplussed expression, as if performing the most mundane of tasks, DS roughly strikes his bedfellow's behind.

"Oh, trust me. When I'm through with punishing you, you'll be so starved for more that it'll be torture if I don't finish you off."

Raj'ni's tempted to blow raspberry at him for his comment, but he doesn't, instead looking at him patiently, and then laughs and yelps as his ass is struck. His own cock gives a hard throb in excitement, nowhere near as impressive as DS's, but by default, it's a bit larger and wider than most men's. He's always liked the idea of pretending to be naiive from time to time while sporting a thick, meaty cock.

"You might have to behave yourself, then. The more excited you get, the closer to cumming that I can get." He grins cheekily back at him, and wiggles his ass again, tails still lifted and draping over his back.

"Maybe I'll cum just from how yummy your energy tastes when you're hot and bothered~ Heehee~~"

"You've obviously never been with someone who's able to control themselves then," he huffs, looking proud of himself for not even having done anything so far. He's dealt with all sorts though. Succubus, incubus, demons, nekomata... but a crossbreed? Those are rare indeed.

DS scratches right above Raj'ni's tails with his other hand for a few moments, studying his reaction before giving another slap to his buttocks, his expression shifted to mildly annoyed.

"And did I give you permission to drain my energy?"

"Ngh!" That's not a very comfortable thing, squirming as DS messes with the spot just above his tails. It's too sensitive!

"If it's... ambient energy, I don't-- have control over that! It just-- absorbs through my skin even without physical contact. The only way I can drain it deliberately is if I drink your sperm! I promise! I'm not draining you on purpose!"

The very idea of being disappointing over something he can't control is enough to distress him. Even then, is it really draining if it's just energy that anyone gives off just by being alive and feeling?

Very interesting. This's the first time he's ever encountered an incubus that simply absorbs the energy through his skin. Sort of like a plant with sunlight. Cute.

"Well, your body is a greedy little thing, isn't it? In every sense of the word, I'd say."

He gently wraps his finger and thumb around Raj's tails and slowly strokes it, branching off to one side when it splits.

"And I suppose I'll have to keep you from drinking my sperm."

The wizard slaps his bottom again, the hand that was messing with his tail now planted form on his hip.

"Unless..."

His voice becomes velvety as he softens his tone but his actions become more aggressive. He grinds against his partner and gives one cheek a nice, firm squeeze.

"You beg for it."

The split of his tails is just at the base of his spine, where both emerge. There's a tiny V where the tails still remain joined, but after that, they're independent.

Which, by the way, the stroking of his tails makes him squirm and whine and moan, legs shaking as he resists the urge to lift his ass off of DS's lap. His toes curl, his shaft giving a hard throb. Even the slapping is nice, making him yelp and shiver - and that's what makes his hips try to raise into the touch.

But, begging? That's all? Raj'ni bites down on his lip and resists the urge to try to egg DS on.

"Like a whore, or like someone who's never had sex before?" he asks, instead. "Do you want to hear one more than the other?"

That's a delicious reaction. It never fails when it comes to the animal folk that that is one of their weak spots. DS can't help but chuckle to himself. He'll have to mess with that more later.

The demon's question gives him pause though. As hot as either choice would be, he finds himself in the mood for something a bit more natural.

"Neither," he answers. "Only beg if you actually want it."

Of course, DS fully intends to try and drive Raj'ni so crazy that he does do that.

Deciding that the mood has changed slightly, he ends the spanking for the time being, instead just using both hands to squeeze and massage the smaller male's cheeks, his thumbs occasionally rubbing dangerously close to Raj's opening.

Edited 2019-04-17 00:05 (UTC)

"Ah, got it."

He'd been tempted to start begging right there, but DS might see that in insincere, he decides. As those hands start to play with and massage his ass, he lets out a soft rumble of a purr in contentment, his breath catching whenever his thumbs come close to his entrance.

"That's goooood..." he croons, his tails arching and swaying to and fro in brief question mark shapes. "Ever considered being a masseuse? You have a nice touch for it."

...Well, it would probably be of a different kind of massage parlor, but...

"A masseuse," he repeats in an amused manner. "I think that would get in the way of me trying to take over the world."

... He says as if this is a normal everyday thing. It is to him, of course.

"Besides, it's better to have secret talents, wouldn't you agree?"

Meaning he'd rather use these talents for seducing people. The lech.

The wizard continues with his fondling for a few more moments then stops, sizing Raj'ni up again and making it very obvious, complete with licking his fangs.

"I think it's time for a snack. Get on your hands and knees."

1) "You actually thought you could win? Now I'll show you what I can really do."

2) "The water's fine! Please, join me!"

3) "Pesky clothes in the way; let me tear them off first."

4) "Guess you win this time..."

5) (Hit me up with anything else!)

1. "I was hoping I'd find you here."

2. "That desk looks mighty sturdy to me."

3. "Fuck you're good at that."

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