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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[hypnotic_patter]

[The irate singing starts up again, same as last night, but with a small change to the pitch. Nothing big, no dramatic commands, just enough of the hypnosis to get the point across.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Very well, you have given me all I need to know. Case is solved. You are guilty.

[Sherlock hangs up again.]

[hypnotic_patter]

[There's a two minute pause before the next attempt at a phone call. This pause is due to copious amounts of cursing and kicking inanimate objects.]

Yata Misaki | K Project

[skaterflames]

Oi! This is Yata! I'm probably busy at the moment so leave a message!

1|3

[twoflames]

[ He waits until he can actually leave a message before— CLICK! ]

[twoflames]

[ Again with the waiting, but this time: ] Tch. This is stupid. [ CLICK! ]

[twoflames]

Answer your phone next time, Mi-sa-ki.

[manofiron]

Yeah, well, I tell you what. I see anyone stealing your antique farm tools and using them for things unrelated to crops and whatever, I'll send them your way. 'Kay, Gramps?

oh awesome!

[inspiration]

Marty? Is that you? Stop fucking around, man. I'm working here.

[skaterflames]

[Ugh what the fuck is this asshole calling him for? Yata stares at the three missed calls for a while before he calls Saru back.]

[norussianplz]

Well, I'd still know and I'd probably feel bad about it later. Don't worry about it. It's really not the kind of stuff you'd find interesting.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock presses the "Answer button" and presses the "End call button" immediately.]

[twoflames]

[ It only rings once, and then: ]

This is Fushimi Saruhiko. Leave a message. [ Paaaause. Sigh. Uhhh. ] But I won't call you back.

[hypnotic_patter]

[Fine, he'll text.]

You wanted interesting and I gave you interesting!

RED Medic | Team Fortress 2

[overdosing]

[right off the bat, there are some very nasty squelching sounds in the background as the prerecorded message starts playing.]

Guten tag! You've reached my private line. Unfortunately, my hands are a bit tied at the moment, but if you are calling to discuss an exciting new business venture, please leave your name and number at the tone and I will call you back at my earliest convenience. Auf Wiedersehen!

[and then another squelch followed by a shrill scream and a quick, disapproving mumble from Medic ("Look what you did! You bled on my phone!") before it cuts out.

beeeeeeep.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Interesting would mean it would take more than 30 seconds to solve the case.

[hypnotic_patter]

Why would I bother calling you if I did it? It's not jail I'm worried about, it's my good name.

Shadow the Hedgehog | Sonic the Hedgehog

[ultimatus]

...Start talking.

[20percentcooler]

[Beep.]

Hey Shadow! When you get back, give me a call okay?

[A couple minutes later.]

Hey, you back yet?

[A few minutes later after that.]

Come ooooooon, I'm bored! Get home already!

[This could go on for a while...]

The Once-ler | The Lorax

[truffulacide]

Heeeeeeey it's Once-ler here, na na na na, but believe it or not, I'm nowhere neeeeear...the phone! But if you leave a message, laaaaa, I can - can -

- Hey, what rhymes with "message"?

[there's a muffled answer from somewhere in the background, causing Once-ler to sigh.]

Whatever. You know what to do.

[BEEEEEP!]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Your name is good?

Miss Pauling | Team Fortress 2

[yesadministrator]

Hi! You've reached the personal contact of Joanne Pauling. Just leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm not busy working. 'Though, that might be a while...

If this is the RED Scout, please stop calling me.

[hypnotic_patter]

I'm a performer, not a murderer. I don't people getting the wrong idea about me. And I wouldn't kill someone over a bad review of all things.

Luke Triton | Professor Layton

[hintcoinplz]

Hello, Luke Triton here! I'm not here right now, but I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

In the meantime, why don't you solve this puzzle?

"As a man jumps out of a window, he hears the telephone ring and regrets having jumped. Why is that?"

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Performer. Murderer. The two are not mutually exclusive. And you would be surprised at the things I've seen performers kill others for.