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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[ace_defective]

O...kay. Look kiddo, you've got the wrong number. I don't know any Dumbos or anything about camping.

[manofiron]

Now it's the Thirties? Please. If that were true, I think Captain America wouldn't be so baffled by cell phones. Just like I think suggesting the Iron Man suit is a farm implement is preposterous.

[afoolsjourney]

If you don't, I'll go and get it myself. You have been warned.

dont have a yawning icon im supes done

[pokemonwhisperer]

[ Yellow rubs her eyes and checks her phone, listens to the message, and responds with a yawn, along with some incoherent mumbles about how no, Gold, she couldn't do the mind thing right now. ]

[ace_defective]

Stray cat? What, did you find one somewhere? I guess ya can ask around and see if anyone's missing a cat, or ...feed it?

[ace_defective]

If you can manage to find it in my room, that is.

[agricultural]

Preposterous!? To use something like that as a weapon is what's preposterous! The technology began in the thirties to win World War Two for the Japanese, but I prevented that; science is not for weapons, you young fool! It is to make life more prosperous! Think how easy it would be turn the soil, to plant the seeds and most importantly, to keep away pests!

we can pretend

[billiards]

[ The wha-- OH. Right. Regardless, the yawn throws him off.

..Checking his watch. The fact that it is noon where he is and three in the morning where she is does not faze him. ]

If I come over, will you do it?

[afoolsjourney]

[...this is going to be difficult.]

I'll manage. Besides, you should be a good friend and give it back before I do that.

[manofiron]

It's not a weapon. I don't use it as a weapon. That's the point. I thought you said you watched TV. Did you miss the Senate hearing? Because I've been over all of this already.

[the_new_sexy]

[Silence for seven seconds, then a hangup.]

[the_new_sexy]

[Silence for ten seconds, then a hangup.]

[the_new_sexy]

[Silence for three seconds, a loud sigh, then a hangup.]

[the_new_sexy]

[Silence for fifteen seconds, then a hangup.]

[pokemonwhisperer]

Uh-huh... [ She just kind of agrees so she can go back to sleep, but knowing him, he might actually visit. ]

[the_new_sexy]

[Silence for seven seconds, the sound of typing, then a hangup.]

[agricultural]

You might be able to bamboozle them, but 93 years is enough to learn when you see an ally of justice or not!

[manofiron]

Except apparently it's not, since you seem to be having some trouble making the distinction here.

[agricultural]

Just know that no matter how well they hide, no man can escape the judgement of Cyborg Grandpa-G!

And of course, profiting from my hard work for sinister purposes! And not even good copy!

okay i had to tag you b/c i play Billy too u///u

[stupid_like_a_fox]

Hey, I'm looking for Ivana? Ivana Klozoff? I-- No, wait, I mean Oliver! "Oliver Klozoff"! The other one's "Ivana Tinkle". I always get 'em mixed up...

[drake_wayne]

One, the cameras were on. Two, that's my secret.

Three, knock knock.

[CRASH!]

1/2

[billiards]

[ FUCK YEAH FLYING TYPES ]

[hypnotic_patter]

[Well, shoot.]

Get out of my house!

[Time for running, where did he put his zappy stick.]

2/2

[billiards]

[ After some time, there is a loud knock on Yellow's door, and a voice calling out: ]

Can the mind thing open doors, too?

[50shadesdead]

It was at the shrine, and I've actually already fed it!

..But now it won't leave me alone.