What's Your Number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had(feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

[threeisapattern]

[cool thanks he hates this]

0

Edgar Roni Figaro | FFVI | m/f

[sandsome]

Wouldn't you like to know? Well, a gentleman never tells.

[envoyoftwilight]

This is hardly an answer.

Sidon | Zelda: BoTW | OTA

[fintense]

Over twenty!

[You mean octoroks killed, right?]

[wylde]

[link lets out a little snicker, then shrugs, and holds up five fingers.]

Carol Danvers | Captain Marvel/MCU

[captaindanvers]

[Carol's face is the picture of innocence.]

I don't remember.

[comeasiam]

Taking the easy way out, I see.

Klaus Hargreeves/Number 4 | The Umbrella Academy

[icdedpplwensober]

Honestly... can't remember. [Drug hazed partying sometimes ended in him waking up in some stranger's bed, lacking some or all of his clothing.]

Dio Brando | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[masterofzawarudo]

Pick a number between 300 and 3000.

John Constantine | DCTV

[needsnewbusinesscards]

3. [Officially, though there are a lot of one night stands.]

catherine.

[tittular]

Don’t you think that’s a liiiittle rude to ask?

[ so she says with a coy smile, ringlets bobbing as she sways her head to the side and pretends to ponder with her ounce of flounce. ]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm... can’t remember, but over 9,000 for sure!

[scuding]

[ I mean, she's hot as hell but over 9,000? ]

Uh, isn't that meme kinda old?

[ A master of the opposite sex, this one. ]

YON-ROGG | Captain Marvel/Marvel

[gaveherblood]

[Hnnnnnnnngh. When you live in a society that has extremely liberal attitudes towards sex-]

Regularly? 5.

[He counts it off in his head and nods.]

[comeasiam]

Really?

[Talos wasn't sure what he was expecting. More than that, he thinks. But then again, not everyone are Skrull, and besides, Yon-Rogg said specifically it was 'regular' partners, which would cut down the number.]

Eddie Brock | Venom

[imareporter]

Shit uh-

2?

Are we counting like long term or short term though? cause-uh- no. no Still 2. and not -uh - what people would think.

[The black ooze crawling out of his shoulder shrugs it's shoulders.]

MY SPECIES DOES NOT REPRODUCE SEXUALLY.

Re: Eddie Brock | Venom

[funwithscience]

I mean, neither does mine, but I still fuck. [To be fair she's in that Greek mythology realm of 'basically anything can get you pregnant. your dudely leg can be pregnant. a golden rain can get you pregnant.' So sexual reproduction is flimsy at best.]

Ben Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy | ota

[hargrieved]

Why would you even want to know that? Geez...

[ but he can't help answering anyway, even if it is with a sideways glance and a frown on his face: ]

...Zero. Okay? Are you happy now?

[ghostaddict]

Benny baby...

[ he’s just looking a tad sad before he’s giving the other a smile.]

Come on, you’re a looker though.

x-ray || x-ray and vav

[subparkour]

The only number I care about is how many bad guys I send to jail, and the only laying I care about is laying down the law!







[So yeah, zero]

[weehackingbun]

Pffft. Okay. S'lots of words tae say nane.

Nae shame in 'at.

ruth aldine | x-men | ota

[sorrypardonyesthankyou]

Pardon. One.

Kagami Taiga | KnB | OTA

[jordans]

Uh, zero. I think?

[youlose]

You think? That's the sorta thing you should know.

( Daiki's had at least twice as many as that. Maybe even three times as many! )

niven mcpherson | original (white mage) | ota

[mundifies]

... is it bad that ah cannae remember? [ It's not like he's keeping some sort of tally here. However: ]

Under thirty, ah think. ... Probably.

[prettydolly]

Ooh, that's not that many. [ Dickie's not impressed. Dickie, stop bothering that man. ]

justine ward | original (demon) | ota

[strangletheheart]

[ Why are you asking her this-- why must you hurt her this way--? No, really, she's actually mortified about this whole thing - but really, more than anything, she's just utterly dismayed. She's barely held hands with anyone, let alone slept with them. ]


... zero.

Leon S Kennedy | Resident Evil

[from_rpd_to_dso]

Er... [Looking bashful.] Um, I'd really not say.

Viralis | Charmed

[viralis]

If only calculating the vernal equinox every decade... 100.

Beyond that I can't even begin to imagine that total.

Salmacis | Shapeshifter/Intersex OC | OTA

[funwithscience]

If you wanted me keeping track, you should have asked me to start a long time ago. Like. Centuries ago.

[coldsong]

Oh? Did they not have belts back then, in your realm, that you were unable to put notches in yours?

[That's...probably a joke.]

ann takamaki / persona 5

[foreigned]

❪ a puff of air from pink lips. ❫

Tacky.

[subject_f]

Haha... yeah... pretty weird.

[ It's bad! But she's also getting curious. ]

Talos | MCU | OTA (Spoilers expected)

[comeasiam]

Lost count, honestly.

[He has impersonated a lot of people with preexisting sexual partners for long periods of time. Is inserting yourself in someone else's sexual relationship unethical? Absolutely. Is he okay with that because his life depended on no one, not even a person's significant other, guessing he wasn't the person he pretended to be? Also absolutely.]

[courtedwar]

Who has the time to keep count, anyway?

Achilles | Fate/Apocrypha

[kometes]

If we're talking about the number of enemies I've killed? Countless.

If we're talking about the number of those I've taken to bed? Countless.

[ This is the worst kind of jock. ]

[summonthee]

Wow. That's uh... quite the achievement.

[ Jesus, dude. What the hell kind of frat parties have you been to?
You know what, on second thought she probably doesn't want to know. ]

Congratulations?

Zero Two | DARLING in the FRANXX

[otherwingedbird]

One. Or two hundred and seven. It depends how you count.

[ourwings]

Zero Two, umm...

[He was confused on the entire question but--]

How does it depend on how you count?

Fujimaru Ritsuka | fate/grand order | OTA

[fujimaru]

Uh.

[ She holds up a hand, waggling it back and forth. ]

More than zero? I'm just as surprised as anyone.

[clochafarmore]

Why is it surprising?

[ Don't listen to Cu, he's a ho. ]

boba fett | star wars | ota

[tvisor]

30k.

[ Credits, to get the actual answer. ]