bakerstreet | drunk off your ass

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Them rule things
1. Post with your name and fandom and preferences
2. You (or the responder or both) are drunk as a dunk
3. RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
4. Stay cool, you crazy cats.

SCENARIOS
1. Dragged away from the bar
Dude, it's totally time to put that glass down ok. And because I am an awesome friend, I am going to do you the favor.

2. Strip poker
Yeah, well. There's been worse ideas hasn't there?

3. Gone streaking
So you're feeling groovy and hot because you are hot, duh. Time to let it all hand out, man.

4. Friendly Terrorism
What's a little eggs and toilet paper on your best friend's car hurt?

5. Bar fight
YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW YOU BUDDY. I WANT ANOTHER ROUND.

6. Obligatory one night stand
Yeah, well. Shit happens.

7. Dancing in the streets
Like streaking except more ridiculous unless you're David Bowie and Mick Jagger.

8. Terrible Karaoke
You knew this was coming.

9. Chug off
ACTUALLY I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH SO BRING IT

10. WHO KNOWS
You're just drunk, man. Roll with it.

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[ ooc: no #6, please ♥ ]

[ooc: No #6, thanks.]

[[OOC: You can tag in actionspam if you want to but I'll be responding in prose.

For 4, her friendly terrorism will be pretty damn creative, and for 8 she can actually sing. Other than that, go nuts.]]

[ AKA general state of existence. ]

So there's an argument going on just down the bar. Voices are raised, threats are being exchanged. Pretty standard.

Then something that looks like a shot from a flamethrower rips through the building, setting a few chairs on fire along the way, and shit has officially gotten real.

Someone should probably break this up.

I believe this is the worst idea you've ever come up with while drinking.

[Or was it her idea? She honestly couldn't remember at the moment while knocking back the drink in her hand but, it wasn't like it mattered now since they both had seemed to agree to doing it. Yet she made no effort to get up and move.

It was cold out and there were parts of her body she'd rather not freeze off at the moment, perhaps she'd be able to trick Barton into doing this alone. Sliding a hand through her hair Sosa closed her eyes for a moment, before idly tugging at the hem of her shirt as heat roared over her body from the alcohol she'd ingested.]

Don't really hear you complaining that much Sosa.

[ Yeah okay so he hadn't taken into consideration the Siberian-esque weather. It was pretty cold but really, he hadn't proposed they dive into the nearest body of water.

He's downing his whiskey as quickly as possible, more so to feel the burn and a last attempt at a little more dutch courage, although Barton isn't exactly shy.]

Come on, get 'em off.

[ Q is the one to throw the first punch.

Granted it's because someone doubly drunk tries to shoulder past Q, who usually has fine coordination for someone who looks like a stiff breeze could bowl him over, but take into consideration several shots, a lean body weight, and an unfortunate angle that puts his bony fist somewhere bony fists ought not go.

More surprising is the fact that Q isn't completely useless in a fight, in a scrappy way, but he's only trying to survive long enough for Eve to come rescue him while a raging bull charges and charges at him. ]

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drunk off your ass

Summer Roberts ❀ The O.C.

Tony Stark | MCU

Emma Swan Once Upon A Time

britta perry / community

Katniss Everdeen | The Hunger Games

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania | OTA

Piers Nivans | Resident Evil | OTA

Jake Muller | Resident Evil

Eve Moneypenny ▸ Skyfall ▸ OTA

Amy Pond | Doctor Who

dogs | mihai

Lydia Martin | Teen Wolf

Leaf Derri Washburne (OC) | Firefly | OTA

gendry waters. ASOIAF

Phillipa Coulson (rule!63) • MCU

Toni Stark (63'd Tony) || MCU

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow | MCU | OTA

Miles Matheson | Revolution

Bernard Black | Black Books | OTA

5?

Richter Belmont | Castlevania | OTA

Clint Barton / Hawkeye | MCU | OTA

3... snort

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RNG sez 5. GOD HELP YOU, EVE.