midnight texting

[youandmeme]

a midnight sort of texting meme

there's sexting, there's texts from last night, there's gen texts... and then there's this. time to bother everyone you know about your bad decisions, ask for help hiding a body, or share your random late-night thoughts with people.

it's midnight, guys, let's get your text on.

Comments

[awesomeee]

Did your mom ever tell you what time you were born?

[sinistral]

No she didn't
Why?

[awesomeee]

That's annoying
MJ and I are doing birth charts for fun
I wanted to do yours

[sinistral]

Oh
Uh
You can make up a time if you want

[awesomeee]

No I can't
Your astrology personality has to be as accurate as possible
Even if it's all made-up anyway

Did you know that Pisces is one of the most emotional and sensitive signs?
Classic water sign

[sinistral]

Okay, do morning then
I mean I wake up early
That had to come from somewhere

[Bucky, that's not how it works.]

I had no idea
Are you sure that's me?

[awesomeee]

Firstly, that's not how it works
Secondly, you wake up early because you're super old
Everyone knows old people only need a few hours a night

And it's totally you
Gentle and wise
Likes being alone

You're textbook

[sinistral]

I wake up early because I like being up before you
And going on morning runs
And feeling your eyes on me when I'm doing pushups

Don't know where they got the wise part
And I'm only gentle with you

[awesomeee]

Waking up to you doing pushups after your run is
Yeah
My favourite way to wake up, I think

Maybe that's true
I kind of like that you're only gentle with me, though

[sinistral]

Thought it might be

You give me a lot of incentive to be
Just saying

[awesomeee]

You're hot stuff Barnes
Sue me

But just so you know, you don't have to be too gentle
I'm stronger than you
I won't break or anything

[sinistral]

Can't
Pretty sure I'd get in trouble for bringing a deadly weapon into the courtroom
Because your hips are dangerous

Do you want that?
Should I be throwing you around more?

[awesomeee]

I'm pretty sure you're the only person in the world who'd describe my hips as dangerous
So you'll probably be fine

And wow, no, you don't need to throw me around
You just don't need to be super careful, that's all
Unless you wanna throw me around I guess?