friday strikes back.

[shitglasses]

go for it, man.

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Tony Stark | Iron Man: Armored Adventures (future AU) | OTA

[starksolutions]

1. Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.

2. turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder

3. I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.

4. I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. stop letting me talk to lesbians.

5. Text him!

4. Tossing Webmind at Tony. RIP... something. IDK what.

[iamnotgod]

That is supposed to be what the filter's for. Somehow you keep disabling it.

For both of our sakes, please stop.

[starksolutions]

well clearly the problem is that you keep encrypting it, and that just makes me compulsively need to break it. really, you have only yourself to blame for that one.

and for the record she was very appreciative. she said the beard would be a turnoff but it's the thought that counts.

[iamnotgod]

That is a better response than the last time, granted, but still not the crux of the problem.

How often do you de-encrypt JARVIS' codes? Just for comparison.

[starksolutions]

that's different. all of JARVIS' For Your Own Good protocols are set up to call rhodey if I bypass them. the real security feature there is rhodey's judgey face, not the code.

[iamnotgod]

And if Rhodey were willing to do a similar arrangement with me?

[Because, hey, go with what works...?]

[starksolutions]

hmmm. hard sell. I haven't totally convinced him that you're not secretly skynet yet.

[iamnotgod]

That is something that only time can really change, I've been told. I don't plan on invoking the spirit of Skynet or similar, regardless.

Meanwhile, keeping your hands out of the algorithm meant to keep your space from overlapping with certain other people's is a more immediate problem, relatively speaking.

3.

[sinistral]

I thought your name alone implied the skill, considering your reputation.

[starksolutions]

I would like to think so, but apparently some people DON'T believe everything they read on the internet

[sinistral]

Which of course makes you view it as a challenge.

[starksolutions]

it's not a challenge, I just think it's important for everyone to have access to properly sourced and validated data. for science.

The Truth Is Out There and it's that I'm really good at blowjobs

[sinistral]

Whatever you say Mulder.

[Look at that pop culture reference. Look at it.]

[starksolutions]

[ He's so proud of you, Bucky. ]

you're totally right

the aliens need to know that I'm good at blowjobs too

[sinistral]

Going to broadcast the message across every satellite transmission?

1...misfire?

[everybodywas]

Uh...okay? Tony I am in Japan. What stuff did I left in your place? A hoodie?

LOL

[starksolutions]

...sorry

that was supposed to be for someone else

someone whose name may or may not rhyme with greeve blodgers

don't worry about it

He was heartbroken that you liked him no more :'<

[everybodywas]

Ohhhh...that someone.

Yeah, too late. What did he do? Do you want me to punch him?

awww danny he could never hate you. you're too adorable

[starksolutions]

if you can find him I absolutely give you my blessing to punch him

Good but also, lies and slanders...not adorable 8( Fierce

[everybodywas]

Okay but you'll have to bail me out of jail when I end there after I punch a national hero and an elderly man.

adorable... and fierce?

[starksolutions]

I think between the two of us we can probably afford whatever bail they set for punching captain america

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[tarmairon]

You're welcome.

[starksolutions]

A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

[tarmairon]

I'm not sorry.

[starksolutions]

are you ever