friday strikes back.

[shitglasses]

go for it, man.

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carol danvers - mcu

[blockbustered]

a | i wet-willied a stranger last night didn’t I?

b | i'm like the kinda excited when david after dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses. that's right, i'm getting up-to-date on memes.

c | never doubt me. i am drunk and unstoppable and i will finish this bottle.

d | you drunk? cause I have a terrible idea...

c; what's up friendo

[milano]

i'm doubting you.
what are you gonna do it about it?
fall over?

:D

[blockbustered]

drink you under the table

[milano]

now i know you've had too much to drink
because you're spouting off these fantasies.

[blockbustered]

puh-puh please.

i didn't figure you for a scaredy cat, STAR lord

[milano]

hey, at least you know the name.
and for your information, i'm not scared of anything.

[ not even you, blondie. ]

you wanna kill your liver, i'm happy to encourage that.

d

[m_photon_r]

not that drunk.

what is it?

[blockbustered]

we might get in big trouble...

[m_photon_r]

that's not exactly uncommon, with your ideas

[blockbustered]

it involves drinking while laying on the runway.

a.

[drunketh]

Do I want to know what that involves, or should you keep it to yourself?

[blockbustered]

it depends... it's somehow both grosser and less gross than it sounds.

[drunketh]

Did you fuck someone?

[blockbustered]

that IS what it sounds like, right?

but no, it's when you wet your finger with your mouth and stick it in someone's ear. do they have that in asgard?

a

[isdreamy]

You did and it lead to a glorious bar fight.
We should drink together more often.

[blockbustered]

I find it more effective than a kick to the balls.

Agreed. It's hard to find someone who can keep up.

d

[asgardsthunder]

Is inebriation required to know this terrible idea?

[blockbustered]

more than likely.

[asgardsthunder]

I now have ale in my possession with the promise of being drunk soon.

Tell me this idea of yours.

[blockbustered]

we start out simple: arm wrestling contest.

b

[what_ever_it_takes]

More up-to-date than me, I had to Google that one. And I've gotta say, excited isn't exactly the word I'd use to describe that kid.

[blockbustered]

what word would you use

[what_ever_it_takes]

Existential crisis.

[blockbustered]

that's fair. and pretty accurate.

D

[comeasiam]

Whatever you have in mind, don't expect me to bail you out if you're arrested.

[He's lying. He'll totally impersonate a police officer and walk you out.]