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omegaverselovingsock) wrote in bakerstreet2019-03-10 05:05 pm
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The Triumphant Return Of The Strippers
"Deadpool as a stripper? I don't ever want to see that."
— No one, ever.
Some mood music for your ass.
This is the Stripper Meme. It's exactly what its name implies. If you don't know what a stripper is or are offended or bothered by the mere thought of one, then this is not the meme for you. If you're more than fine with them, then click below the cut for the prompts and shit.
What do:
1) Post with your character. Name and canon go in the subject line.
2) This is important: include whether you want your character to be the PERFORMER or AUDIENCE or BOTH.
3) Your character is in some kind of stereotypical (or not so stereotypical) Stripper encounter.
4) Tag around.
5) If you tag, roll RNG 1-3 for scenarios, depending on the role.
6) You don't have to roll if you can come up with a scenario all your own. They're more like...guidelines.
7) There's no sex in the Champagne room.
8) Theme music optional but highly encouraged.
9) Kidding about 7.
10) Have fun.
PERFORMER
1) ON STAGE — Plain and simple, your character is stripping on a stage. Whether they're doing it to get through medical school, paying the bills, getting drunk and trying out for "Amateur Night", for the sheer joy and pleasure of it... It doesn't matter once the music plays.
2) HOUSE CALL — "Excuse me, I'm Officer Lovingood and I'm looking for..." Sometimes, you're called out for birthdays and bachelor/bachelorette parties. Who cares why. You might even have to dress up like a cop or something. Don't forget to bring your own radio.
3) PRIVATE DANCER — Sometimes people want a little privacy with their session, either in the VIP or champagne room or in the comfort of their home. Maybe you're not a pro and are just doing this as a form of foreplay or as a little surprise for your loved one.
AUDIENCE
1) IN DA CLUB — You're visiting the club. Are you a regular? Dragged by some friends (whether you knew what was coming or not)? The bouncer?
2) SURPRISE STRIP — "Oh my god is this for me!?" (Both good, bad, and unexpected reactions can happen.)
3) VOYEUR — This can be intentional or unintentional. Also, the other person just might not be aware that you're watching.
1) Post with your character. Name and canon go in the subject line.
2) This is important: include whether you want your character to be the PERFORMER or AUDIENCE or BOTH.
3) Your character is in some kind of stereotypical (or not so stereotypical) Stripper encounter.
4) Tag around.
5) If you tag, roll RNG 1-3 for scenarios, depending on the role.
6) You don't have to roll if you can come up with a scenario all your own. They're more like...guidelines.
7) There's no sex in the Champagne room.
8) Theme music optional but highly encouraged.
9) Kidding about 7.
10) Have fun.
PERFORMER
1) ON STAGE — Plain and simple, your character is stripping on a stage. Whether they're doing it to get through medical school, paying the bills, getting drunk and trying out for "Amateur Night", for the sheer joy and pleasure of it... It doesn't matter once the music plays.
2) HOUSE CALL — "Excuse me, I'm Officer Lovingood and I'm looking for..." Sometimes, you're called out for birthdays and bachelor/bachelorette parties. Who cares why. You might even have to dress up like a cop or something. Don't forget to bring your own radio.
3) PRIVATE DANCER — Sometimes people want a little privacy with their session, either in the VIP or champagne room or in the comfort of their home. Maybe you're not a pro and are just doing this as a form of foreplay or as a little surprise for your loved one.
AUDIENCE
1) IN DA CLUB — You're visiting the club. Are you a regular? Dragged by some friends (whether you knew what was coming or not)? The bouncer?
2) SURPRISE STRIP — "Oh my god is this for me!?" (Both good, bad, and unexpected reactions can happen.)
3) VOYEUR — This can be intentional or unintentional. Also, the other person just might not be aware that you're watching.
Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA