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TFLN Overflow
You know what to do, part II
this week's TFLN is here
You know what to do, part II
this week's TFLN is here
x • will overflow threads eventually, feel free to tag in in the interim!
a. Well, whisky is blessed, because I will never have it be said about me that I did not show up prepared for the worst.
b. If I die, as of today, you're getting the cat. I just finished having my will updated.
c. So far I've been out-drunk by a nun. That is how my Friday night is going.
d. This demon is going to be very sorry that it finally decided to rear its miserable head just as RuPaul's Drag Race is starting.
e. Of course I left you there. You were two minutes late. Actions have consequences.
f. For once in my strange, sad life, I think a penis will actually solve my current problem.
g. I don't do communion, but red wine is red wine.
1. clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
2. I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
3. why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
4. on a scale of 1 to I should hide, how deep did I dig my grave?
5. wildcaaaard
2. I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
3. why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
4. on a scale of 1 to I should hide, how deep did I dig my grave?
5. wildcaaaard
/dysfunctional adult has no idea how to react to maternal love
badluckblues
- 2019-03-09 21:31 (UTC) - Expand1. i found your knife. it was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
2. fine, i just don't want you to appear at my door looking like the end of die hard again. the neighbours are going to start asking questions.
3. i live in a constant state of existential apathy and moderate ennui. the prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
4. Text her!
(from here)
2. fine, i just don't want you to appear at my door looking like the end of die hard again. the neighbours are going to start asking questions.
3. i live in a constant state of existential apathy and moderate ennui. the prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
4. Text her!
(from here)
1. In theory, it seemed like it would work.
2. Just found out I overdrew my checking account on a 711 hot dog>/font>
3. I woke up on the side of the highway to people in orange jumpsuits cleaning for community service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
4. On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
2. Just found out I overdrew my checking account on a 711 hot dog>/font>
3. I woke up on the side of the highway to people in orange jumpsuits cleaning for community service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
4. On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
1. Kojuro says I'm not allowed to do that anymore so I'll catch up with you guys once he falls asleep.
2. The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that.
3. If one more patient goes before me I'm probably just going to furiously shit the vibrator right out. I HATE THIS.
4. So apparently it's my fault the whole preschool class keeps saying the word "shit" now.
5. [MIS/TEXT HIM]
2. The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that.
3. If one more patient goes before me I'm probably just going to furiously shit the vibrator right out. I HATE THIS.
4. So apparently it's my fault the whole preschool class keeps saying the word "shit" now.
5. [MIS/TEXT HIM]
Or you could do it where the cops can't find us this time.
Fireworks keepaway actually sounds kind of fun.
Fireworks keepaway actually sounds kind of fun.
1. I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
2. The seven of us sank the first boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
3. He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
4. Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
2. The seven of us sank the first boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
3. He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
4. Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
[ from here ]
Well, that was before you decided you was too good to go drinking with us and skipped out. Things changed while you were gone, Marston.
Well, that was before you decided you was too good to go drinking with us and skipped out. Things changed while you were gone, Marston.
[ from here! ]
1. I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
2. I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where I'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
3. Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
4. Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4...
5. [ text her! ]
1. I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
2. I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where I'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
3. Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
4. Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4...
5. [ text her! ]
Edited 2019-03-09 19:54 (UTC)
1. This baby is an asshole.
2. You wouldn't be able to explain the jars of edamame the courier just handed me, would you?
3. I got to walk around for eight hours wearing ceremonial armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
4. I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
5. [MIS/TEXT HIM]
2. You wouldn't be able to explain the jars of edamame the courier just handed me, would you?
3. I got to walk around for eight hours wearing ceremonial armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
4. I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
5. [MIS/TEXT HIM]
Edited 2019-03-09 19:57 (UTC)
[ From here! ]
1. All I need right now is a large cup of tea and an early death, and not necessarily in that order.
2. So jetlagged right now I’m fairly certain I can see sound.
3. You don’t get to wake me up to let me know you went skinny dipping at 4am and then bitch about how cold you are.
4. Umbrella broke, got soaked in the rain and by a passing car, and then got cheerfully told by a Starbucks barista that my name is ‘a proper old lady name’. That sort of day.
5. The Deliveroo guy just tried making small talk. I’m emotionally hollow rn and just want my Thai food, why am I being tested.
6. I fail to see how I’m the only one who can help you with this.
1. All I need right now is a large cup of tea and an early death, and not necessarily in that order.
2. So jetlagged right now I’m fairly certain I can see sound.
3. You don’t get to wake me up to let me know you went skinny dipping at 4am and then bitch about how cold you are.
4. Umbrella broke, got soaked in the rain and by a passing car, and then got cheerfully told by a Starbucks barista that my name is ‘a proper old lady name’. That sort of day.
5. The Deliveroo guy just tried making small talk. I’m emotionally hollow rn and just want my Thai food, why am I being tested.
6. I fail to see how I’m the only one who can help you with this.
1. I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
2. how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
3. By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
4. We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
5. text them
2. how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
3. By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
4. We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
5. text them
1. I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
2. I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
3. No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower.
4. Why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
5. Text him.
2. I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
3. No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower.
4. Why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
5. Text him.
(from here)
I'm not messing with nature. I'm finding new habitats where endangered species will thrive.
[And considering a variety of places where their new pets and a few others might prefer to live.]
I'm not messing with nature. I'm finding new habitats where endangered species will thrive.
[And considering a variety of places where their new pets and a few others might prefer to live.]
1. Let’s do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
2. All time low: no dry towels so I’m using the sex towel to dry off.
3. Vodka and Girl Scout cookies, breakfast of champions.
4. I kicked down a wall in a rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
5. Like sometimes I’ll be hangry, but for dick.
2. All time low: no dry towels so I’m using the sex towel to dry off.
3. Vodka and Girl Scout cookies, breakfast of champions.
4. I kicked down a wall in a rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
5. Like sometimes I’ll be hangry, but for dick.
[From here!]
Not that you know of...
Okay, has he ever been naked around you??
Not that you know of...
Okay, has he ever been naked around you??
Edited 2019-03-10 00:52 (UTC)
1. hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
2. Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
3. What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
4. No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
5. Straight up just cock blocked the old coot. Also this apple sauce is good.
6. wildcard
[mark for spoilers, but they are ok. overflow from here]
2. Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
3. What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
4. No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
5. Straight up just cock blocked the old coot. Also this apple sauce is good.
6. wildcard
[mark for spoilers, but they are ok. overflow from here]
1. What's a furry and why it has anything to do with Luther or Allison?
2. I have 99 problems and like 97 of them are all my family's fault
3. I’m fine! Peachy! It’s just that life is pointless and we are all going to die and I’m always tired. I also ran out of cranberry vodka.
4. [Accidentally, a mass text] I know he's obnoxious and that he falsely thinks wearing all black makes him look cool but if you touch my brother I swear I'll shank you and they will never find the body. Have a nice day.
5. [Or text him!]
2. I have 99 problems and like 97 of them are all my family's fault
3. I’m fine! Peachy! It’s just that life is pointless and we are all going to die and I’m always tired. I also ran out of cranberry vodka.
4. [Accidentally, a mass text] I know he's obnoxious and that he falsely thinks wearing all black makes him look cool but if you touch my brother I swear I'll shank you and they will never find the body. Have a nice day.
5. [Or text him!]
[ ooc: starter here ]
So it's just like Halloween and Carnival but only about animal costumes?
[ He doesn't need to know about the sex, no. But maybe that will give him some insight about what Klaus meant because right now he's more confused than before. ]
So it's just like Halloween and Carnival but only about animal costumes?
[ He doesn't need to know about the sex, no. But maybe that will give him some insight about what Klaus meant because right now he's more confused than before. ]
[ from here ]
1 X Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug?
2 X He's making me do the dishes for the next month and a half because I vaporized the bathtub.
3 X I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and it's only 10 AM. How's your morning going?
4 X I woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that I don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. Why do I hang out with you?
5 X It's been a week, I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
6 X Let's not forget we had sex in a closet in public today.
7 X ( Text him )
1 X Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug?
2 X He's making me do the dishes for the next month and a half because I vaporized the bathtub.
3 X I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and it's only 10 AM. How's your morning going?
4 X I woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that I don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. Why do I hang out with you?
5 X It's been a week, I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
6 X Let's not forget we had sex in a closet in public today.
7 X ( Text him )
[ cont. from here ]
No, I'm fairly certain it's still you that happens to be smaller than the rest. I for one happen to like your size, you're easy to pick up when necessary.
[ Easy for walling, also easy for quick kidnapping while Aqua and Terra aren't looking. ]
I would certainly hope you enjoy yourself while with me, there would be no point otherwise.
No, I'm fairly certain it's still you that happens to be smaller than the rest. I for one happen to like your size, you're easy to pick up when necessary.
[ Easy for walling, also easy for quick kidnapping while Aqua and Terra aren't looking. ]
I would certainly hope you enjoy yourself while with me, there would be no point otherwise.
[ from here. ]
oh fuck me. you're not talking about a bolton, are you? maybe i could throw jaime at 'em for a test run. he's versed enough.
oh fuck me. you're not talking about a bolton, are you? maybe i could throw jaime at 'em for a test run. he's versed enough.
Edited 2019-03-09 21:26 (UTC)
1. Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
2. well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
3. ( text him! )
2. well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
3. ( text him! )
[ cont. ]
dang! not bad at all. you really nailed the whole.... beak... thing.
dang! not bad at all. you really nailed the whole.... beak... thing.
Edited 2019-03-09 21:31 (UTC)
[ overflow from here ]
I) I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM.
II) If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security and I shall see you at home. Viva las Vegas.
III) Unfortunately for you, he seems to have a type and you're not it.
IV) We were reflecting on that time we found a gas mask bong in the yard. And by reflecting, I mean we found it in the closet and decided to see if it still worked.
V) We were kicked out of the bar when someone dropped dead in the middle of singing "I Will Survive" on karaoke. Marluxia's still laughing.
VI) How naked do you want me to be?
VII) Text him
I) I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM.
II) If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security and I shall see you at home. Viva las Vegas.
III) Unfortunately for you, he seems to have a type and you're not it.
IV) We were reflecting on that time we found a gas mask bong in the yard. And by reflecting, I mean we found it in the closet and decided to see if it still worked.
V) We were kicked out of the bar when someone dropped dead in the middle of singing "I Will Survive" on karaoke. Marluxia's still laughing.
VI) How naked do you want me to be?
VII) Text him
[ cont from here ]
Because, why not? I see no reason to hold off until later in the day when the morning is ripe for the taking.
I believe some like to call it pregaming.
Because, why not? I see no reason to hold off until later in the day when the morning is ripe for the taking.
I believe some like to call it pregaming.
1. At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
2. it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
3. have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
2. it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
3. have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
((Continuing from here!)
1. Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
2. I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
3. Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
4. I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
5. [Text her]
1. Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
2. I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
3. Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
4. I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
5. [Text her]
( Spoilers are okay! Continuation from here. )
1. You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
2. If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
3. I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
4. I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
5. help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
6. Text her!
1. You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
2. If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
3. I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
4. I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
5. help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
6. Text her!
Edited 2019-03-09 22:03 (UTC)
( Namine isn't exactly used to normal. The only sense of normal she's ever had were from the memories of Sora and Kairi from a time before the Darkness came to the islands. Still, even if it is a bit strange, it's actually very nice. Being with Riku is also very nice...and strangely comfortable.
She glances over at him on the couch beside her and nudges him with her shoulder gently. )
Hey. Thank you for this, by the way.
She glances over at him on the couch beside her and nudges him with her shoulder gently. )
Hey. Thank you for this, by the way.
1: Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
2: The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking.
Then it got ridiculous.
3: I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Or you send one!
2: The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking.
Then it got ridiculous.
3: I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Or you send one!
1: I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
2: some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
3: And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic.
The television was off.
Or you send one!
2: some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
3: And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic.
The television was off.
Or you send one!
[From here]
His brow furrowed a little at the touch, but there was no small amount of amusement there as well, especially as he wasn't feverish, and it wasn't really as if brain damage could be assessed the same way.
He wasn't going to mention it, though.
He nodded at the statement, the one that was almost but not quite a question, "Most of the third floor still is, yes, I'd say all of it is, and the fourth, but there's at least one student who needs roof access."
His brow furrowed a little at the touch, but there was no small amount of amusement there as well, especially as he wasn't feverish, and it wasn't really as if brain damage could be assessed the same way.
He wasn't going to mention it, though.
He nodded at the statement, the one that was almost but not quite a question, "Most of the third floor still is, yes, I'd say all of it is, and the fourth, but there's at least one student who needs roof access."
1. I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
2. So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed.
3. He just booty called me in advance instead of waiting until 3am when he's trashed. I think that's really considerate and gentlemanlike.
4. or text him.
2. So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed.
3. He just booty called me in advance instead of waiting until 3am when he's trashed. I think that's really considerate and gentlemanlike.
4. or text him.
1: I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
2: Just because I'm a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
3: I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Or you send one!
2: Just because I'm a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
3: I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Or you send one!
[From here]
She just nods, patting him gently between the shoulders, "Yeah, you are. Should probably get something solid in you, start soaking up some of that paint-thinner you've got in there now."
There were potato skins on the menu laminated to the top of the bar, and while she knew they wouldn't hold a candle to Taako's in crispiness or cheese-to-bacon balance ratio, she knew they were probably going to be the easiest on Magnus' stomach, short of plain broth, but anyway, plain broth was for hangovers, not for when you were still drinking.
Mostly she's just glad that he's let her take over ordering without arguing with her, though that might just be because she keeps doing it while he's distracted. The next glass is definitely water, because it's in an actual glass and has two ice cubes and about six lemon wedges in it, while Lup gets something that's probably an ale, though there's an orange slice floating on top of it.
She just nods, patting him gently between the shoulders, "Yeah, you are. Should probably get something solid in you, start soaking up some of that paint-thinner you've got in there now."
There were potato skins on the menu laminated to the top of the bar, and while she knew they wouldn't hold a candle to Taako's in crispiness or cheese-to-bacon balance ratio, she knew they were probably going to be the easiest on Magnus' stomach, short of plain broth, but anyway, plain broth was for hangovers, not for when you were still drinking.
Mostly she's just glad that he's let her take over ordering without arguing with her, though that might just be because she keeps doing it while he's distracted. The next glass is definitely water, because it's in an actual glass and has two ice cubes and about six lemon wedges in it, while Lup gets something that's probably an ale, though there's an orange slice floating on top of it.
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