lazy sunday

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texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[fuhgottaboutit]

[Okay okay okay. There are some layers to this situation. Let's take a moment to dive in, really unpack what's going on here.

A talking, muscular skeleton sent her a selfie and wants her to say he's handsome.

That makes so little sense... that it could only be a product of her own unconscious mind.]

oh! i understand now
this is a dream!

[spaghettimonster]

[His muscles are certainly the product of someone's mind, but the rest of it...

Well, he's insisting on interpreting this in the best possible light as long as possible.]

WHAT'S THAT?
YOU THINK MY SELFIE IS... DREAMY??
WOW, WHAT A COMPLIMENT! THANK YOU!

[fuhgottaboutit]

your welcome!

[She still isn't sure what she's complimenting, but... if it made him happy, that's probably good! She'd rather dream about a friendly buff skeleton than an angry buff skeleton. You know, given the choice.]

i didnt even know skeletons could get muscles

[.... Oh my god. She has just had the most mind-blowing realization.]

of course!!
that was the true power of muscle milk!

[spaghettimonster]

[It seems like he should correct her eventually, since the muscles are the only part she seems to be really acknowledging... But this new comment blows his shades away.]

HUH?
MUSCLE MILK??

ARE YOU TELLING ME...
THERE WAS A SPECIAL KIND OF MILK I COULD DRINK, TO GIVE ME -REAL- BIG MUSCLES??!?
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT!

[fuhgottaboutit]

yeah! cuz milk is good for ur bones right
so muscle milk is good for bone muscles!

[spaghettimonster]

MILK IS GOOD FOR BONES, IT'S TRUE!
YOUR LOGIC IS IMPECCABLE AND UNDENIABLE.
WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT ALL THESE YEARS WITHOUT DRINKING MUSCLE MILK...
THAT CHANGES TODAY!
I NEED TO GO SHOPPING.
THEN I'LL REALLY BE THE COOLEST AND MOST MUSCULAR SKELETON AROUND.

[fuhgottaboutit]

thats the spirit!
dont give up, skeleton!

[spaghettimonster]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE PHRASE.
PAPYRUS: HE NEVER GIVES UP!
AND I'LL BE SURE TO SEND YOU ADDITIONAL THANKS, WHEN I'M ALL MUSCULAR, RANDOM STRANGER.