bakerstreet | The Cross My Heat Meme

The Cross My Heart Meme

When only a dysfunctional relationship will do.

Rules
1. Post with a character, put the name and canon in the subject line. In the body of the comment, give your preferences and some if possible some information about the character.
2. Respond to others and roleplay a dysfunctional relationship.
3. Feel free to take inspiration/scenes from the list below or write your own prompt.

Scenarios

1. Try to tell you 'no', but my body keeps on telling you 'yes'.   You absolutely, positively do NOT want to sleep with this person again. So why the heck do you keep waking up with their underwear on your bedpost?

2. What happens when a tornado meets a volcano. Maybe you're just too different to see eye to eye. Or maybe you're just too alike and no one's going to compromise. Either way, your battle of wills looks more like World War 3 than a lover's spat.

3. All your love is revenge.   You don't know why you're together. You don't know how to be apart. But is whatever that's making you stay with this person worth all the misery?

4. I would die for you baby (but you won't do the same).  Ever love someone so much you'd take a bullet for them? What if you want to find out if they would do the same for you? It's not that crazy to demand the same kind of devotion from your lover, right? After all, it's only fair. You aren't obsessed, you're just in love.

5.  Somewhere along in the bitterness. Where did things go wrong? You started out so in love, so attached, and now it seems like things are falling apart. Can the relationship be fixed or is this where you both stare awkwardly at each other and decide who gets the CDs and who gets the goldfish?

6. You let me complicate you.  You're not good for them. You're corrupting them, you're ruining their life, you're causing them pain, even if you never meant to. Why are they still hanging around?

7. I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go.  So there's no love in the relationship. But there's so many other reasons to stay together, right? Sometimes having a lover is more important than being a lover.

8. I will go down with this ship. It's been over a long time and your lover has moved on. But you're never going to give up the hope that they might come back to you. Love is supposed to be forever.

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( this m is still early on in her career, before she became head of mi6. het only please. )

((every relationship is a dysfunctional relationship with her))

[He doesn't even need to open his eyes to know that he's waking up in a bed with Irene again. Even with a job tracking down serial killers, he never, ever wakes up so sore unless he was with her the night before.

Reid forces himself to open his eyes, fixing his gaze on the ceiling, and for once, his huge brain isn't running at a thousand miles per hour. Irene always has a way of slowing his thoughts down, bringing them to a bearable sprint when stress and horrible, nightmare-inducing cases force them into light speed.

Every time he calls her, he promises it's the last time. It never is.

He pushes himself to a sitting position, wincing at the motion, and spares a glance for his bare, bruise-covered body. He'll need to track down his clothes somehow. Then he glances over at the other side of the bed to see if she's still asleep or not--sometimes he wakes up before her, usually because of his horrible nightmares that she tends to take the edge off of.]

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[Klaus is a thousand plus year old vampire-werewolf hybrid with psychotic/stalker (psychotic stalker?) tendencies.

All of these scenarios sound pretty legit when compared to his life and interpersonal relationships, so go nuts.]

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ooc forgive as she is new.

Caroline knew Klaus was dangerous, and she was with Tyler. Except the fact they were playing broken up because of Hayley. To make things look right she was spending a lot of time with Klaus and god she sometimes couldn't help how she swore the blood in her veins coursed through her body quicker when he got really close.

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[Check her journal for AU flavors.]

[ AUs fine, OTA for smut, tags might be slow. ]

[ Up for being the manipulator or the manipulated. He's certainly been both. ]

[ No smut. ]

[Information about the character is here, completely optional NSFW headcanon is here.]

[ota, and anything goes. he'll never say 'i love you.']

( There's a reason that Eve stopped him from unbuttoning her dress that night in Shanghai, several reasons even and most of them good ones. Like how field agents have a rather low life expectancy and double-oh agents even more so, or how this particular agent has a very particular reputation and she isn't stupid enough to think that he is after more than a warm body and a pretty face to take his mind off things, to believe that there's anything more between them than the thrill of the chase.

Somehow, the reasons have gotten a little lost between adrenaline and alcohol and his — damn him — not so subtle innuendos and flirting and broad shoulders. She can't deny the attraction, nor did she ever try to.

It's all right, Eve tells herself, so long as she keeps her head. She knows what she's getting herself into, after all. )