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blacklisle) wrote in
bakerstreet2019-02-09 12:39 pm
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these arms were made for hugging
Consentacles: The Meme
It's time to appreciate that much-maligned and versatile appendage — the humble tentacle. Equally useful for gripping or groping, prying or poking, strangling bad guys or stroking good guys, tentacles are the most fun you can have without a skeleton.
(Of course, if you want your tentacles appreciated, you shouldn't stick them where they aren't wanted! This meme is for strictly consensual use of tentacles, sexy or otherwise. I mean it, guys.)
Leave a comment with your character and desired scenario. Are you the tentacled or the tentaclee? Looking for kinky funtimes, or just need to be hugged a lot? Is it strictly for science? Or maybe you just need help getting the pickle jar open? And, uh... how much slime are you comfortable with?

Rikuo 🌊 Darkstalkers | M/F
Illyana Rasputin/Magik | Marvel Comics | OTA
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Simply because he was an immeasurably old and powerful otherworldly being didn't mean that Shaklatal was utterly without manners. His main pastime for the last several centuries had become going "walkabout" among the many mortal dimensions, seeking distractions and feeding upon fear and worship wherever he might be able to find it. Humanity had been growing away from their devotion to the ancient horrors such as he, and so even an Old One needed sustenance and distraction. And when Shaklatal passed into the territory of another supernatural regent, he paid a call out of courtesy.
Limbo had always been a favorite realm, populated with demons of myriad shapes and sizes and temperaments. Sometimes he terrorized and took his pleasures, violent and otherwise, of the denizens there, and sometimes he allowed them to kneel and devote themselves to an Elder God. Shaklatal had heard that the Darkchylde-- a human scion of Earth, if it was to be believed-- ruled here, and so he donned his more human appearance of a tall, powerfully built African man with long, thick dreadlocks and red eyes, and made his way to her abode, where the ageless being greeted the lovely blonde with a friendly tone.
"Greetings, Darkchylde. The ancient and endless Shaklatal comes to pay respects to the Queen of Limbo."
“Marie” | OC | OTA
newt scamander || fantastic beasts and where to find them || ota
no smut but will consent to tentacle-touching of any other variety because what the hell else is he supposed to be doing
if yours isn't tentacley well then I guess it's time for an AU then isn't it (or magical mishap?) ]
Kengo Asakura || Tentacle Lovers || M/F
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Konoka stretched as she concluded cleaning up breakfast. She didn't have much in the way of classes until the afternoon but she had things she liked accomplishing in the morning, like making sure her studies were up to date, being able to shop, and enjoying the sensation of being tied up and fucked by tentacles in secret.
Maybe that last one was a little crazy. Today she wound up remembering an old saying that went like, "The line between genius and idiocy is paper thin." Frankly, if someone (not familiar with her) found out that she was getting along with a hidden tentacle monster, she'd probably send the magical community into chaos. And given the need to keep magic a secret from those ignorant of it, sneaking fun into something like this was probably much closer to the "idiot" side.
But Keigo was a pretty nice tentacle boy, as long as he was kept fed anyway. There had been a few times where he hadn't had much in the way of food and he wound up attacking her in inappropriate times. So she took to making sure she had a decent schedule to let him feed, which was definitely helped by Konoka having a pretty healthy libido that started not too long after they met. And she couldn't help but enjoy the thrill of him possibly making things inconvenient for her, so she wound up coming with the rather kinky idea of letting him hide in her clothing for the day as "living bondage". And thus, as she was leaving her dorm and traveling out to a remote spot to chill, Konoka was letting him know the rules of this particular game.
"Remember, you have to keep an eye out for people as much as I do, and you gotta keep out of sight from anyone who doesn't already know you, okay?" Konoka explained. "And no locking my legs together while I'm walking! I'll keep checking in if I come up with something good or just want to chat."
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Yuna had befriended Kengo for a few weeks now and despite his appearance, had tended to bring him around with her as she traveled. It was an innocent friendship though she certainly wasn't shy about hugging and petting him every so often. Despite her peppy nature, Yuna was single though and she had not felt it more sharply than today's venture to the beach.
It wasn't crowded but it was busy enough with couples. She did wade into the ocean a few times though began to feel like a third wheel as more couples began to occupy the area. Eventually, she retreated with Kengo to a quiet corner of the beach, sighing softly as she held him in her lap.
"It must be nice to have a boyfriend, don't you think?"
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Kengo meeting Yuna had been nothing short of a blessing. Unlike most other women who fled at the mere sight of him and his ability, Yuna had become fast friends with him the moment he proved he was able to talk and converse. At first the joy was overwhelming and he quickly took up taking care of chores for her at every turn. Having an infinite amount of limbs at your disposal made you adept at putting things away or cleaning up or even cooking! The perfect pet and housekeeper to be sure. He couldn't fight though. He was not a beast for combat even with his monstrous traits.
Of course in public Kengo had to be a lot more restrained, often containing his tentacles to the shortest and the stubby ones so he could fit inside bags or baskets and go unnoticed. The beach trip had been the same but the sight of so many girls in swimsuits had already worn away a lot of his reason and that was just made worse when he saw what kind of swimsuit Yuna had changed into since she didn't let him see it before they left.
"H-Huh? Oh a boyfriend. Uhm I wouldn't know. After all I don't think they'd like me all that much ahahah" Kengo chuckled dryle averting his one eye as he felt that hunger inside of him start to gnaw at its fetter in his mind.
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"Aw. I'm sure anyone would like you once they get to know you." though it was probably unfair to compare anyone to her ability to accept all living creatures as her friend.
She leaned forward as she spoke and the knot at the back of her neck decided to snap loose, slipping off and causing her breasts to fall free. She yelped, grasping at it to give herself some modesty but she was giving Kengo quite the view while she wrestled with it.
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Winter Captain | MCU au
Norm the Genie | Fairly OddParents | OTA
[Example of his tail bearing a bit of a resemblance to a tentacle: link.]
Glenn Sparks | original character | OTA
[These tentacle smut gifs are female-oriented, but it's just because it's a good description of concept than anything else. Any gendered muse is welcome, be they binary or not, hentai-logic odd anatomy included (ex: futa, etc). Gen and fluffy encounters are also welcomed.
[NSFW. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.]
Fai D. Flourite | Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle | m/m
Osomatsu Matsuno || Osomatsu-san || ota
Shaklatal | Cthulhu Mythos | M/F